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Wrench Wench wrote:Sweet zombie buddha...according to that I'm over sexed by a long margin.
Better over than under, right? :mrgreen:
Wrench Wench wrote:But yeah what the fuck Japan.
Too much fapping to 2D in Japan maybe and not enough 3D hot, sweaty, screaming like a chimp being disemboweled by a leopard sex. :wink:

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Bara wrote:Too much fapping to 2D in Japan maybe and not enough 3D hot, sweaty, screaming like a chimp being disemboweled by a leopard sex. :wink:
I actually saw a documentary that suggested exactly that. *facepalm*

what the fuck, Japan?
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kosherbacon wrote:
Bara wrote:Too much fapping to 2D in Japan maybe and not enough 3D hot, sweaty, screaming like a chimp being disemboweled by a leopard sex. :wink:
I actually saw a documentary that suggested exactly that. *facepalm*
what the fuck, Japan?
When you consider the culture that anime/hentai (classified differently), along with the a multiple of VNs, manga, and doujin that exist; no wonder there is no need for actual sex anymore. But I have to admit the Japanese really make better things; said that ever since I saw Godzilla at the age of 5. And now anime and VNs come into the mix; thank you Japanese men and women who abstain from all that extra sex to make my life better. :mrgreen:
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neumanproductions wrote:And now anime and VNs come into the mix; thank you Japanese men and women who abstain from all that extra sex to make my life better. :mrgreen:
So you're quitting while you're ahead? :P
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neumanproductions wrote:... thank you Japanese men and women who abstain from all that extra sex to make my life better. :mrgreen:
Abstaining? Nah they are just replacing a partner with fapping to 2D, but they obviously are not abstaining from getting their rocks off with the huge amount of material that makes it to print, DVD/BlueRay or air.

Then again, not many people get STD's or pregnant from their right hand either. I guess you can look at that as the bright side. :mrgreen:

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Bara wrote:
Wrench Wench wrote:Sweet zombie buddha...according to that I'm over sexed by a long margin.
Better over than under, right? :mrgreen:
Well going from none to probably too much isn't bad I guess. Fuck yeah my life rocks!
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Wrench Wench wrote:But yeah what the fuck Japan.
Too much fapping to 2D in Japan maybe and not enough 3D hot, sweaty, screaming like a chimp being disemboweled by a leopard sex. :wink:
Those poor fools. No clue what they're missing...DOHOHOHOHO!
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kosherbacon wrote:
Guest Poster wrote: I'm kinda wondering how "real" the devs will end up making them...or if they still make them true to the many H-scene cliché's that seem to exist, such as...
Don't forget, the guy will orgasm at least once before actual intercourse and still be good to go for another round immediately, twice if there's titty-fucking involved[...]
If Hisao ends up taking Viagra or another PDE5 blocker, this isn't terribly unrealistic.
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Talking about that survey on the previous page, a little joke that I like:

American condoms come in packs of six. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday - there's none for Sunday because Americans are pious folk who don't want to despoil the Sabbath.

French condoms come in packs of eight. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, twice on Saturday avec ses amours qu'ils aime, and then Sunday too.

English condoms come in packs of TWELVE. January, February, March... ;)
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kapparomeo wrote:English condoms come in packs of TWELVE. January, February, March... ;)
That's because the English are tight and want economy of scale
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Wrench Wench wrote:
Bara wrote:
Wrench Wench wrote:Sweet zombie buddha...according to that I'm over sexed by a long margin.
Better over than under, right? :mrgreen:
Well going from none to probably too much isn't bad I guess. Fuck yeah my life rocks!
Well, I know plenty of people disagree with my thinking, but I've always felt that no sex was better than sex just for the sake of having it and even mediocre sex with someone you have real feelings for beats sex with no emotions. Without emotions involved it is just mechanics... insert piston A into cylinder B.... repeat until orgasm, fatigue, or phlebitis occur.
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Bara wrote:
Wrench Wench wrote:But yeah what the fuck Japan.
Too much fapping to 2D in Japan maybe and not enough 3D hot, sweaty, screaming like a chimp being disemboweled by a leopard sex. :wink:
Those poor fools. No clue what they're missing...DOHOHOHOHO!
Actualy, I have read that Westerners having sex with a Japanese often freak them out by switching from being passive to aggressive in the middle of sex and switching roles like that is just NOT in the rules of sex that Japanese society teaches them.
Of course, what I've read could all be a crock of fecal matter, too. I've never researched anything seriously about the subject. Frankly, since my girlfriend is also American I never cared a bit about Japans sexual mores. (Or maybe we should say sexual less-es is the proper term. 37? In a year? Seriously? :| )

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Yeah I mean wow. 37.

That is not much.
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Wrench Wench wrote:Yeah I mean wow. 37.

That is not much.
Yep. Well, I watch a load of school life anime. It seems that such simple stuff like a hug or even more detailed stuff are thrown to "intimacy" level, thus making mere thinking about sex hard. Overally they have less sex.

But they at the same time produce the most... uh... crazy kinds of perverts you can find, I guess.
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Smoku wrote:
Wrench Wench wrote:Yeah I mean wow. 37.

That is not much.
Yep. Well, I watch a load of school life anime. It seems that such simple stuff like a hug or even more detailed stuff are thrown to "intimacy" level, thus making mere thinking about sex hard. Overally they have less sex.

But they at the same time produce the most... uh... crazy kinds of perverts you can find, I guess.
Hardly a paradox. As was already said here, the first is likely the result of the second. Japan's porn industry is so advanced that real life sex is less appealing to them. In fact, that's a problem of the modern world in general, though it is much clearer in Japan.
The weird perversions are just extensions of the thriving porn industry. Perverts exist everywhere, but in Japan, there is a market that caters to them. The american porn industry, for example, probably isn't successful enough to even consider making movies that only a hundred people will watch. In Japan, they'd do that, and not only does that satisfy the perverts, it also exposes others to the fetish, causing some of them to adopt it.
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Yeah...

Ah, well. Hope KS won't have any of the REALLY weird fetishes.
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Considering they're a bunch of Channers? Yeah the devs have weird Jap fetishes.
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