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We've Gone Meta: Come up with an achievement about achievements

Our Meta Has Gone Plaid: Come up with an achievement about achievements that's actually any good

Mmmm...

Get all hot and bothered reading something shmexy down on the KS forums

AussieInquisitor wrote:OK, weak submissions, but I gotta get them out there:

How did we even survive THAT?!
Survive your first tour of duty aboard the ПЛАРБ 'Маленькой Рика'...

For the Cyrilic illiterate (certainly me), the above translates approximately to SSBN 'Little Rika'.

I expected it to translate to "Kobayashi Maru".

Trogdor wrote:I expected it to translate to "Kobayashi Maru".

I'm only vaguely ashamed that I immediately know what that is...


Accidentally Racist: Get angry at one of the girls and refer to her as "you people".

Atario wrote:We've Gone Meta: Come up with an achievement about achievements

Jesus Christ, you're right.
We've reached that stage.

The only cure is more achievements, obviously!

Crip-ples, woo-oo!: Produce an animated series starring the Yamaku students.

Potato wrote:Crip-ples, woo-oo!: Produce an animated series starring the Yamaku students.

Oh sweet jesus my mind's gone into overdrive

Like, an overly child-friendly Saturday Morning type of style (Kenji's lost his scarf and everyone spends the episode tracking it down), but every now and then it just gets really pornographic or creepy Hisao finds the scarf kept in the backroom at the Shanghai. Surrounded by photos and newspaper clippings of Kenji, blood spatter on the floors and walls, and photographs of real life children and then continues to be happy and child friendly

One episode is centred around Mutou's coat or some shit and halfway through Naomi starts having a seizure with Natsume sobbing and trying to stop it.
Shit like that, yaknow.

Has to have a really upbeat intro, too.

Sometimes i think that the forums is some kind of social experiment about human sanity

Munchenhausen wrote:

Potato wrote:Crip-ples, woo-oo!: Produce an animated series starring the Yamaku students.

Oh sweet jesus my mind's gone into overdrive

Like, an overly child-friendly Saturday Morning type of style (Kenji's lost his scarf and everyone spends the episode tracking it down), but every now and then it just gets really pornographic or creepy Hisao finds the scarf kept in the backroom at the Shanghai. Surrounded by photos and newspaper clippings of Kenji, blood spatter on the floors and walls, and photographs of real life children and then continues to be happy and child friendly

One episode is centred around Mutou's coat or some shit and halfway through Naomi starts having a seizure with Natsume sobbing and trying to stop it.
Shit like that, yaknow.

Has to have a really upbeat intro, too.

Oh my god, yes. This will be a reality some day. It has to be.

Munchenhausen wrote:Like, an overly child-friendly Saturday Morning type of style (Kenji's lost his scarf and everyone spends the episode tracking it down), but every now and then it just gets really pornographic or creepy Hisao finds the scarf kept in the backroom at the Shanghai. Surrounded by photos and newspaper clippings of Kenji, blood spatter on the floors and walls, and photographs of real life children and then continues to be happy and child friendly

One episode is centred around Mutou's coat or some shit and halfway through Naomi starts having a seizure with Natsume sobbing and trying to stop it.
Shit like that, yaknow.

Has to have a really upbeat intro, too.

....
Munchen, are you by any chance a fan of The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack?
Because that spoiler-tagged part sounds right out of that fucking show.

Potato wrote: Oh my god, yes. This will be a reality some day. It has to be.

Life is like a Jamboree (Here in crip world)
Impaired; terminals; amputees (It's a crip blur)
Might solve a mystery
Shows Emi with a comically large magnifying glass foiling one of Kenji's plans
Or re-wrire history!
Mutou pokes his head out of the TARDIS and flies past the intro card

Crip Tales!
Woo hoo!

SpecimenSix wrote: Nah I didn't forget you Selim, or is it still Pride? I've been a bit inactive lately because of Dark Souls and life, but mostly Dark Souls.

Hello, SpecimenSix.

Comrade wrote:I'm Right Behind You
Get raped by Keichi

Prostate Exam or It's okay, I'm a doctor
Have sex with Nurse

Xaredian wrote:

KeiichiO wrote:

Oddball wrote:I don't need this
Turn the achievement options off and just enjoy the game.

I second it

I third it.

Fourth it.

Potato wrote:

someguy1294 wrote:School-shootings are never funny.

False.

Yeah. They're funny to sick bastards who'd probably end up shooting up a school themselves.

Comrade wrote:Sometimes i think that the forums is some kind of social experiment about human INsanity

Allow me to amend that. You don't measure something by saying how much of it is missing from its container, after all.

It's totally true.

KeiichiO wrote:

Potato wrote:

someguy1294 wrote:School-shootings are never funny.

False.

Yeah. They're funny to sick bastards who'd probably end up shooting up a school themselves.

And others, yeah. Exactly my point.

@Munchenhausen: You'll be the songwriter on staff.

Tyler Perry's Madea Goes To Yamaku: Discover the answer to "Who was Shizune's mother?"