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Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 8:29 pm
by flurk
DuaneMoody wrote:
SirMax wrote:every time I make one of these I feel a little worse about myself.
After that last one, you should.
seconded

Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 8:36 pm
by SirMax
flurk wrote:
DuaneMoody wrote:
SirMax wrote:every time I make one of these I feel a little worse about myself.
After that last one, you should.
seconded
what, the 2-C one or the leg it one?

Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 9:45 pm
by G3n0c1de
SirMax wrote:2-C
... You have just leveled up. I present you with a bad shop of the original...

Edit: New and non-anorexic version. I kept the first one for posterity's sake.
When one foot isn't enough.
When one foot isn't enough.
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When one foot still isn't enough.
When one foot still isn't enough.
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Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 9:57 pm
by Exdi
Looks like Rin did some serious dieting with that double facefoot

"2-C"... huhuhuh...

Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:00 pm
by G3n0c1de
In order to contort her body like that, she has to suck it all in.

Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:20 pm
by Exdi
She must have a lot of air in her, which is unsurprising because she probably needs that much to be able to ramble on about the weird ideas that float in her head :?

Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 7:16 am
by kobe
SirMax wrote:2-C
Personally, I thought that one was pretty damn original!

Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 7:50 am
by G3n0c1de
kobe wrote:Personally, I thought that one was pretty damn original!
Originallity doesn't make it any less of a groaner. Though yes, it is a great one-liner... Not counting the fact that the room numbers are composed of two digits... like 3-1, 3-2, and so forth.

Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:28 am
by SirMax
G3n0c1de wrote:
kobe wrote:Personally, I thought that one was pretty damn original!
Originallity doesn't make it any less of a groaner. Though yes, it is a great one-liner... Not counting the fact that the room numbers are composed of two digits... like 3-1, 3-2, and so forth.
Well that's the classrooms, because it's what floor they're on then the number class on that floor. There could be homeroom classes or whatever with letters.

or maybe the joke just wouldn't work with 2-3

Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 11:59 pm
by Bara
DuaneMoody wrote:
SirMax wrote:every time I make one of these I feel a little worse about myself.
After that last one, you should.
Agree. :D

Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 9:57 pm
by -abscess
What's so bad with that joke? I laughed.

Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 2:13 am
by Exdi
It was just so bad that it was good that it was bad.

Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 4:57 pm
by Snicket
ok i did a few more

Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 11:46 pm
by G3n0c1de
Snicket wrote:three legged race
Oh wow. That was a good one. In the spirit of your joke, I present you with this.

Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 11:47 pm
by anon
OH SHI-