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Re: Katawa Viruses

Post by Teclo » Fri Apr 15, 2011 8:41 pm

Not sure about viruses, but Kenji would be the virus detection that sees false positives everywhere.
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Re: Katawa Viruses

Post by bradpara » Fri Apr 15, 2011 10:49 pm

Lilly: The Lilly virus spreads through the system slowly and methodically taking the time to firmly entrench itself in the system's archtechture. It often causes the moniter to go dark for extended periods of time. Commonly found with the Hanako Virus. When it attacks a system infected with the Shizune Virus. It triggers a cascade the crashes the whole system.
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Re: Katawa Viruses

Post by Grand Haberdasher » Sat Apr 16, 2011 1:28 am

scott1and wrote:
Really, computer virus porn...we should make a list of stuff that isn't porn.
Sure thing.
1. Strong nuclear force


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Re: Katawa Viruses

Post by Mirage_GSM » Sat Apr 16, 2011 3:52 am

Grand Haberdasher wrote:
scott1and wrote:
Really, computer virus porn...we should make a list of stuff that isn't porn.
Sure thing.
1. Strong nuclear force
Is that supposed to be a challenge?
Emi > Misha > Hanako > Lilly > Rin > Shizune

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Re: Katawa Viruses

Post by Minister of Gloom » Sat Apr 16, 2011 4:53 am

Mirage_GSM wrote: Sure thing.
1. Strong nuclear force
Is that supposed to be a challenge?
Oh, you can have a foursome between the strong and weak nuclear forces (sub-dom?), gravity and electromagnetism.

On topic now:

An old but tenacious virus who's original name has been all but forgotten by the hacker community (it is referred to simply as the "Nurse" virus) disguises itself as a helpful program of some sort, that pops up with "help" messages all the time to make your life easier. Unfortunately, trying to close the pop-ups causes them to reappear in greater numbers and more forcefully, and in time they will crush your computer.
It usually attacks computers who have been infected with Emi (the Emi virus leaves a special back door for Nurse)
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Re: Katawa Viruses

Post by G3n0c1de » Sat Apr 16, 2011 5:27 am

Minister of Gloom wrote:(the Emi virus leaves a special back door for Nurse)
Oh, I bet she does. Bow chicka bow wow.

The Iwanako virus blows your machine up.
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Re: Katawa Viruses

Post by Pawneeboy » Sun Apr 17, 2011 1:03 am

I have one "The Civil War Virus-A virus in which all of the viruses merge before the computer explodes it hacks the Pentagon launching all the nukes and crashes all the satellites and then sends a message into space saying "Thank you for all the fish.".
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Re: Katawa Viruses

Post by Totz the Plaid » Sun Apr 17, 2011 2:49 am

Pawneeboy wrote:I have one "The Civil War Virus-A virus in which all of the viruses merge before the computer explodes it hacks the Pentagon launching all the nukes and crashes all the satellites and then sends a message into space saying "Thank you for all the fish.".
How the heck does that have anything to do with the thread's topic of imagining what the characters of Katawa Shoujo would do to your computer if they were viruses instead of people?
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Re: Katawa Viruses

Post by Pawneeboy » Sun Apr 17, 2011 6:00 am

I am here to confuse :?: :?: :?: :!: That is all.
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Re: Katawa Viruses

Post by Shades of gray » Sun Apr 17, 2011 11:14 pm

i think.... no... no... maybe a Risk reference?
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Post by Totz the Plaid » Mon Apr 18, 2011 3:01 am

Shades of gray wrote:i think.... no... no... maybe a Risk reference?
Well, the OP has you pretty well-covered there.
bradpara wrote:Shizune: The Shizune virus is very agressive attacking vital areas of infected systems and seeking to take over. Extremly difficult to remove once it has infected a system. It has a crious habit of disabling the sound cards and corrupting audio files. The virus orginated in Australia and used the country's advanced information infrastructure to spread all over the globe. Usually found alongside the Misha Virus. When it attacks a system that is also infected with the Lilly virus, it often sets off a cascade effect the crashes the system completly.
I added emphasis to the relevant sentence by making it bold.
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Re: Katawa Viruses

Post by Warwick » Mon Apr 18, 2011 1:38 pm

Reminds me of the Katawa OS thread.
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Re: Katawa Viruses

Post by Shujoxa » Wed May 04, 2011 2:21 pm

Lilly Virus- When moving the mouse, it randomly stops to simulate running into walls.
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Re: Katawa Viruses

Post by Pawneeboy » Wed May 04, 2011 5:14 pm

Shujoxa wrote:Lilly Virus- When moving the mouse, it randomly stops to simulate running into walls.
Sounds like my mouse. :lol:
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Re: Katawa Viruses

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by scott1and on Fri Apr 15, 2011 6:38 am

delta wrote:http://vndb.org/v1644



Really, computer virus porn...we should make a list of stuff that isn't porn.
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