Repercussions of feminists

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Repercussions of feminists

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Kenji Setou waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were feminists in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Hisao Nakai were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Kenji was a student for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the dormitories and he said to dad "I want to be in the dorms daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY FEMINISTS."
There was a time when he didn't believe him. Then as he got oldered he started. But now in the dorm of the Yamaku he knew there were feminists.
"This is Nurse" the radio crackered. "You must fight the feminists!"
So Kenji gotted his baseball bat and shattered the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the feminists
"I will shoot at him" said the Misha and she fired the hair drills. Kenji striked at her and tried to crush her. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the feminists" he shouted
The radio said "No, Kenji. You are the feminists"
And then Kenji was a girl.

alternative ending:
The radio said "No, Kenji. You are the paintings"
And then Kenji was a picture.

This ending needs some knowledge of obscure memes and a few of Yamaku Man's threads. Also, do not ban me ;)
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What in gods name?
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what the fuck did I just waste 40 seconds on?
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Mother fucker...
Mother fucker...
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http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/F ... ionsOfEvil

A slightly more informative reaction. It's safe now. You can drop your :shock: -face, okay?
(And just bear in mind, this thread is a fair impression of how I end up responding about 90% of the time after being hit with KS fanfiction...)
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BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Oh man, thanks for the laugh! Peter Chimaera's graetness strikes again!
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Ahhhh that shit will never get old.... :lol:
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This is as funny as it ever was, but for some reason, this time I'm not laughing at the same PARTS of the story that I normally do. This time, the line that made me laugh out loud was There were feminists in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years.
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Good Sir/Madam, I believe the only proper ending would be "No, Kenji, you are the feminists. And Kenji was Andrea Dworkin."
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Yeah, the painting ending isn't as comprehensible for those who haven't read Yamaku Man's threads.

Alternative ending:
The radio said "No, Kenji. You are the feminists"
And then Kenji was a girl.
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Well, I enjoyed it. The Doom Fanfic has never lost its humor for me.
Honestly? I'm a little bit surprised no one did this sooner.
Hmm.
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I am pleased by this.
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