Kenji's Disability, I have discovered it!

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Kenji's Disability, I have discovered it!

Post by ebtesh » Fri Sep 04, 2009 9:00 am

Now take a moment and think back to the first time you played the game.... now that you are there, think deeply about the scene where Kenji shows up naked..... and in that one event lies the Truth!

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He has no nipples!
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Kenji has no nipples! I suspect that as a child he played with knifes too much and read some George R.R. Martin books and decided to cut his nipples off.....

Let us all remember this! KENJI HAS NO NIPPLES........

Let us be free from prejudice towards Kenji and pity him forever

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Re: Kenji's Disability, I have discovered it!

Post by darkblade986 » Fri Sep 04, 2009 11:21 am

You pity Kenji but yet Ken and Barbie get no love?

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AnimeAnatomy

Knowing this, that leaf is probably covering Kenji's distinct lack of genitalia.

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Re: Kenji's Disability, I have discovered it!

Post by Bara » Fri Sep 04, 2009 4:48 pm

darkblade986 wrote:Knowing this, that leaf is probably covering Kenji's distinct lack of genitalia.
I thought it symbolized Kenji's utter disdain for vegetarians, cause Real Men Eat Meat!!

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Re: Kenji's Disability, I have discovered it!

Post by Kuro » Fri Sep 04, 2009 4:54 pm

In fact, it's probably for censorship reasons, even though a boy's hardly need censored. However, your theory is amusing, so I'm inclined to agree.
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Re: Kenji's Disability, I have discovered it!

Post by ebtesh » Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:27 pm

I thought it symbolized Kenji's utter disdain for vegetarians, cause Real Men Eat Meat!!
It must be true, only women are vegetarians. The woman he bedded must have been a vegetarian.

On another note.... I want to meet the woman he bedded...
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Re: Kenji's Disability, I have discovered it!

Post by ebtesh » Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:35 pm

Kuro wrote:In fact, it's probably for censorship reasons, even though a boy's hardly need censored. However, your theory is amusing, so I'm inclined to agree.

Why would they need to censor when this is going to turn into a Eroge? I think it is just because no one wants to see a blind mans equipment... at least when they are looking for naked woman not men.

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Re: Kenji's Disability, I have discovered it!

Post by Caesius » Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:40 pm

darkblade986 wrote:You pity Kenji but yet Ken and Barbie get no love?

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AnimeAnatomy

Knowing this, that leaf is probably covering Kenji's distinct lack of genitalia.
Oh dear, a TV Tropes link.

I'm doomed.
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Re: Kenji's Disability, I have discovered it!

Post by Vertical » Fri Sep 04, 2009 11:05 pm

But how will he lactate?! :shock:
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Post by Caesius » Fri Sep 04, 2009 11:12 pm

Vertical wrote:But how will he lactate?! :shock:
Through his other vestigial organ: the appendix!
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Re: Kenji's Disability, I have discovered it!

Post by Vertical » Fri Sep 04, 2009 11:15 pm

Oh God... appendix *cradles sides*... don't remind me... Sea World... first aid station... eight fucking hours... vomiting every half-hour. :(
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Re: Kenji's Disability, I have discovered it!

Post by ebtesh » Sat Sep 05, 2009 5:55 am

Vertical wrote:But how will he lactate?! :shock:

He has special ways to "lactate", if you know what i mean..... He lactates just by talking about "female infiltration".

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Re: Kenji's Disability, I have discovered it!

Post by darkblade986 » Sat Sep 05, 2009 8:39 am

Caesius wrote:
darkblade986 wrote:You pity Kenji but yet Ken and Barbie get no love?

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AnimeAnatomy

Knowing this, that leaf is probably covering Kenji's distinct lack of genitalia.
Oh dear, a TV Tropes link.

I'm doomed.
*insert Evil Misha laugh here*
Vertical wrote:Oh God... appendix *cradles sides*... don't remind me... Sea World... first aid station... eight fucking hours... vomiting every half-hour. :(
Somehow I managed to go 3 days after my appendix burst and only vomited once (4am, given, but still). At least we only have to deal with it once.

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Re: Kenji's Disability, I have discovered it!

Post by Nightdragon » Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:23 am

Vertical wrote:Oh God... appendix *cradles sides*... don't remind me... Sea World... first aid station... eight fucking hours... vomiting every half-hour. :(
Wow I really dont want my appendix to burst now. At least we get free medical and what-not, but thats not saying much...

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Re: Kenji's Disability, I have discovered it!

Post by Layzuhl » Tue Sep 08, 2009 11:58 pm

Stop linking to tvtropes. I just got lost for about five hours.

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Re: Kenji's Disability, I have discovered it!

Post by toast » Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:26 pm

ebtesh wrote:
On another note.... I want to meet the woman he bedded...
I thought we already agreed it was misha?
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