The Official KS Headcanon Thread

[Gajzla]

Did you try and open a door without using arms to prove how hard it would be for a fictional character to open it?

Because if you did, you might be my new hero.

[Rhodri]

Maybe...and I might have once gotten myself dressed and put on a belt using one hand.

[Alpacalypse]

Mayby...and I might have once gotten myself dressed and put on a belt using one hand.

I've tried on multiple occasions to button up my shirt one handed. It doesn't usually work.
I've also been trying to learn how to navigate my room with all the lights out, mostly by touch and memorising the positions of things. That doesn't usually work either.

I need help

[Silentcook]

No help available, but the "You have been playing too much KS when..." thread is open 24/7.

[Munchenhausen]

Maybe...and I might have once gotten myself dressed and put on a belt using one hand.

I'm so glad I'm not the only one

[Gajzla]

Takashi started wearing the beret completely out of the blue, one day. When asked, he claimed he wears it because he wants to hone his artistic skills by channeling into such famous French artists "like Claude Monet and that Vincent guy".

Honestly, he started because he overheard Molly saying she thought they looked cool

Well that's headcanon now. Also Takashi has been gradually training himself to eat spicier foods after Molly gave him some curry and he couldn't handle it.

Molly hates all the stereotypes about her being Indian, but understands they are innocent enough and is even happy to oblige them for some subtle retribution; for example making a boy she likes super hot curry.

[NekoDude]

One thing I've always assumed: few characters in the KS world have functioning gaydar, and none of those who do are gay/bisexual.

Takashi can't get it through his head that Molly is into girls. Neko miscalculates several times, though she gets it right more often than random chance. Miki sure doesn't have it. I think the only ones I gave functioning gaydar would be Sally (Neko's mother) and Daisuke, the lawyer/Emi's boyfriend.

[Puncyclopedia]

Kenji goes to anime conventions and the like with his pamphlets and puppets and maps and charts in an effort to spread the truth regarding the vast feminist conspiracy.

He is without fail kicked out of the convention hall every single time, and sets up shop on the sidewalk outside the venue with a giant "CONSPIRACY VICTIM" sign.

[emmjay]

Kenji goes to anime conventions and the like with his pamphlets and puppets and maps and charts in an effort to spread the truth regarding the vast feminist conspiracy.

He is without fail kicked out of the convention hall every single time, and sets up shop on the sidewalk outside the venue with a giant "CONSPIRACY VICTIM" sign.

He's one of those guys screaming about "fake geek girls," isn't he?

[Charmant]

Emmjay: Better "fake geek girls" than "ethics in gaming journalism".

The entirety of Yamaku is a simulation. The staff are workers hired to play parts. The students a non-disabled test subjects inserted into the program with new memories and disabilities imposed upon them to observe their reactions and responses. The entire affair is a big experiment by Shizune's mother who is actually a mad scientist. Jigoro's various oddities (Hawaiian, samurai, mullet guy...) are the result of numerous experiments leaving his personality and mind jumbled.

[emmjay]

Emmjay: Better "fake geek girls" than "ethics in gaming journalism".

I didn't want to go there...

The entirety of Yamaku is a simulation. The staff are workers hired to play parts. The students a non-disabled test subjects inserted into the program with new memories and disabilities imposed upon them to observe their reactions and responses. The entire affair is a big experiment by Shizune's mother who is actually a mad scientist. Jigoro's various oddities (Hawaiian, samurai, mullet guy...) are the result of numerous experiments leaving his personality and mind jumbled.

Now I'm picturing Hisao as Neo in The Matrix. "You can take the blue pill, and the green pill, and the three white pills..."

[Puncyclopedia]

I think it's more than that. I don't think Kenji would actually LIKE anime, per se, what with its moe and idealized images of girls designed to get "real" men to lower their guards, and then who knows what else could happen? But it'd be a fertile breeding ground for potential recruits if only he can convince them of the manliness of exploits like bowling.

He'd be horrified if he knew he was a character in a visual novel, for sure.

[Steinherz]

I think it's more than that. I don't think Kenji would actually LIKE anime, per se, what with its moe and idealized images of girls designed to get "real" men to lower their guards, and then who knows what else could happen? But it'd be a fertile breeding ground for potential recruits if only he can convince them of the manliness of exploits like bowling.

He'd be horrified if he knew he was a character in a visual novel, for sure.

Uhh.... what about the epitome of manliness anime like Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure and Fist of the North Star?

[Munchenhausen]

I think it's more than that. I don't think Kenji would actually LIKE anime, per se, what with its moe and idealized images of girls designed to get "real" men to lower their guards, and then who knows what else could happen? But it'd be a fertile breeding ground for potential recruits if only he can convince them of the manliness of exploits like bowling.

He'd be horrified if he knew he was a character in a visual novel, for sure.

New headcanon that Kenji believes Bowling is the manliest sport of all

[Eurobeatjester]

"Cousin Hee-sow, let's go bowling!"