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Re: Katawa DLCs

Post by Charmant » Fri Dec 26, 2014 6:05 pm

The Greatest DLC Ever: All characters now have Nic Cage's face.

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Re: Katawa DLCs

Post by ParagonTerminus » Fri Dec 26, 2014 6:19 pm

Charmant wrote:The Greatest DLC Ever: All characters now have Nic Cage's face.
Voice of Sexy DLC not included.
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Re: Katawa DLCs

Post by SpunkySix » Fri Dec 26, 2014 10:18 pm

Citadel DLC:

Join Hisao as he fights a clone of himself, then parties with his best friends one more time before heading off to take on the greatest threat to the galaxy yet.
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Re: Katawa DLCs

Post by azumeow » Sat Dec 27, 2014 12:05 am

Intelligence Pack:

Let Hisao actually make good decisions! Actually talk to Lilly for once! Ask each girl what they WANT out of their relationship with you! Communicate with these lovely cripple girls in a way the Master of Romance never could!

Ahego not included. Good fucking luck without one, sport.
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Re: Katawa DLCs

Post by SpunkySix » Sat Dec 27, 2014 1:38 am

azumeow wrote:Ahego not included. Good fucking luck without one, sport.
Bribing your way to victory is frowned upon as a DLC model. 4LS is really going downhill...
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Re: Katawa DL

Post by ParagonTerminus » Sat Dec 27, 2014 7:27 am

SpunkySix wrote:Citadel DLC:

Join Hisao as he fights a clone of himself, then parties with his best friends one more time before heading off to take on the greatest threat to the galaxy yet.
Half Life 2 references DLC not included.

REALISM DLC

All Katawa Shoujo characters are converted to live-action models! See Misha's curls in all their pinkish might! Fawn at Jigoro's REAL majestic blue beard, swaying oh-so-seductively in the wind! Amaze yourself at Hanako's REAL- erm, okay, too far.
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Re: Katawa DLCs

Post by Tyrael » Sat Dec 27, 2014 1:15 pm

Charmant wrote:The Greatest DLC Ever: All characters now have Nic Cage's face.
Also includes narration by Morgan Freeman for a small additional fee of 99.99$!!!

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Re: Katawa DLCs

Post by brythain » Sat Dec 27, 2014 1:33 pm

Charmant wrote:The Greatest DLC Ever: All characters now have Nic Cage's face.
That sounds like a face-off to me.
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Re: Katawa DLCs

Post by SpunkySix » Sun Dec 28, 2014 2:43 pm

Pain Shack Pack:

Ever wonder what would've happened if Emi had suggested reverse anal in the shed? Now's your chance to find out! For an extra $5, give Hisao a taste of his own medicine and see how he likes it!

As a bonus, a KS-ified version of the hit game Peggle will be thrown in, absolutely free!
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Re: Katawa DLCs

Post by ParagonTerminus » Mon Dec 29, 2014 10:23 am

SpunkySix wrote:Pain Shack Pack:

Ever wonder what would've happened if Emi had suggested reverse anal in the shed? Now's your chance to find out! For an extra $5, give Hisao a taste of his own medicine and see how he likes it!

As a bonus, a KS-ified version of the hit game Peggle will be thrown in, absolutely free!
Achievement Unlocked: Make Paragon grimace for a full three seconds.
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Re: Katawa DLCs

Post by SpunkySix » Mon Dec 29, 2014 12:43 pm

ParagonTerminus wrote:
SpunkySix wrote:Pain Shack Pack:

Ever wonder what would've happened if Emi had suggested reverse anal in the shed? Now's your chance to find out! For an extra $5, give Hisao a taste of his own medicine and see how he likes it!

As a bonus, a KS-ified version of the hit game Peggle will be thrown in, absolutely free!
Achievement Unlocked: Make Paragon grimace for a full three seconds.
Wrong topic, scrub. This is about 4LS profits, not your silly CrippleScore.
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Re: Katawa DLCs

Post by Ryusashi » Tue Dec 30, 2014 3:48 am

Kawaii Pack
Did you think it was missing that sparkle of cuteness? Well now its yours for $12! This pack includes art that just scream Kawaii like: chibii sprites, sparkling backgrounds, and for an additional $3 potato-san can now be yours in a new route.

Talking to a brick...
Ever thought that Hisao was an idiot? Well now they can say they did talk to a brick wall! This pack replaces everyones face with a brick palette and for $3 more you can ever alter dialogue to match the mood! But don't worry, even if you say " Im awesome now strip!", they wont listen. Theyre brick walls after all!
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Re: Katawa DLCs

Post by SpunkySix » Tue Dec 30, 2014 4:07 am

Ryusashi wrote:Kawaii Pack
for an additional $3 potato-san can now be yours in a new route.
Screenshot:

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Re: Katawa DL

Post by CoffeeDrive » Tue Dec 30, 2014 9:16 am

ParagonTerminus wrote:
REALISM DLC

All Katawa Shoujo characters are converted to live-action models! See Misha's curls in all their pinkish might! Fawn at Jigoro's REAL majestic blue beard, swaying oh-so-seductively in the wind! Amaze yourself at Hanako's REAL- erm, okay, too far.
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Re: Katawa DLCs

Post by Ryusashi » Tue Dec 30, 2014 9:19 am

SpunkySix wrote:
Ryusashi wrote:Kawaii Pack
for an additional $3 potato-san can now be yours in a new route.
Screenshot:

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-KvgY ... /photo.jpg
The love scene
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