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Re: Shower Scenes

Post by Helbereth » Tue Jun 26, 2012 3:33 pm

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Oddball wrote:You'd think he'd be smart enough not to walk around carying a box labled toxic and biohazard. ... wouldn't you?
Honestly? No. Oh he'd realize his error halfway through and panic, drawing all the more attention to himself, but in the spur of the moment I can easily him casually strolling around campus with a box of girl's clothing marked with warning labels. Perhaps people would even mistake it for a bomb or something.
You can be intelligent and still do stupid things. Sometimes we don't see how stupid something is until someone else points it out. In this case, that realization might not come until he's being flagged over by the security guard. I wouldn't put it past Hisao to think the problem is wrapped tightly inside the box without noticing the labels - or registering that he notices them, anyway.

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Post by Karl_Ravech » Tue Jun 26, 2012 3:40 pm

Helbereth wrote:
nemz wrote:
Oddball wrote:You'd think he'd be smart enough not to walk around carying a box labled toxic and biohazard. ... wouldn't you?
Honestly? No. Oh he'd realize his error halfway through and panic, drawing all the more attention to himself, but in the spur of the moment I can easily him casually strolling around campus with a box of girl's clothing marked with warning labels. Perhaps people would even mistake it for a bomb or something.
You can be intelligent and still do stupid things. Sometimes we don't see how stupid something is until someone else points it out. In this case, that realization might not come until he's being flagged over by the security guard. I wouldn't put it past Hisao to think the problem is wrapped tightly inside the box without noticing the labels - or registering that he notices them, anyway.


Guard: What the hell are you doing with women's clothing ?

Hisao: I, uh, wear them. Like, cross-dressing is not against the rules at Yamaku, is it?

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Post by Hoitash » Wed Jun 27, 2012 2:04 pm

And the hilarity thickens. Excellent.
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Re: Shower Scenes

Post by EchoGarrote » Thu Jun 28, 2012 3:29 am

Also, Murphy's law dictates that if he walked across campus with the box, then something would happen to cause said box to open and all of the contents within to fly out into the air, like a cloud of frilly dandelion seeds, and then one of the more delicate articles would land upon Hisao's brow.
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Re: Shower Scenes

Post by Helbereth » Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:17 am

EchoGarrote wrote:Also, Murphy's law dictates that if he walked across campus with the box, then something would happen to cause said box to open and all of the contents within to fly out into the air, like a cloud of frilly dandelion seeds, and then one of the more delicate articles would land upon Hisao's brow.
Yes, and it would be in the middle of the day during a break of some kind while there's crowds of people all around the schoolyard.

Had she not been among the girls trapped in his room, I could see a repeat of the 'Kenji's package' sequence involving Shizune, in which she causes the contents to fall out of the box or be revealed in some way - followed by Hisao attempting to dumbly explain to a deaf girl why he's carrying a box of women's clothes around campus.

Why do I have these kinds of thoughts when i'm on the verge of sleep?

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Post by Karl_Ravech » Thu Jun 28, 2012 10:30 am

Helbereth wrote:
EchoGarrote wrote:Also, Murphy's law dictates that if he walked across campus with the box, then something would happen to cause said box to open and all of the contents within to fly out into the air, like a cloud of frilly dandelion seeds, and then one of the more delicate articles would land upon Hisao's brow.
Yes, and it would be in the middle of the day during a break of some kind while there's crowds of people all around the schoolyard.

Had she not been among the girls trapped in his room, I could see a repeat of the 'Kenji's package' sequence involving Shizune, in which she causes the contents to fall out of the box or be revealed in some way - followed by Hisao attempting to dumbly explain to a deaf girl why he's carrying a box of women's clothes around campus.

Why do I have these kinds of thoughts when i'm on the verge of sleep?

Murphy's Law means in a billion (or perhaps trillion) trials, that would be one of the possibilities, as well as him being struck dead by a pea sized meteorite right in his sternum - not that the worst possible outcome will come true

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Re: Shower Scenes

Post by The Hero Hartmut » Sat Jun 30, 2012 7:19 pm

I believe that would be Fingale's Law, if one was being persnickety about it.

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Post by Helbereth » Sat Jun 30, 2012 7:28 pm

The Hero Hartmut wrote:I believe that would be Fingale's Law, if one was being persnickety about it.
The hell is Fingale's Law?

Murphy's Law is: Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.

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Post by Karl_Ravech » Sat Jun 30, 2012 7:37 pm

Helbereth wrote:
The Hero Hartmut wrote:I believe that would be Fingale's Law, if one was being persnickety about it.
The hell is Fingale's Law?

Murphy's Law is: Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.

But people keep wrongly attribute it to everything can can go wrong will go wrong ... all at the same time

it means let's say a car is made, some of the wiring may get singed in the engine compartment due to heat, over time it will burn and whatever depends on it (a sensor, perhaps) will malfunction ... given that enough cars are made so that scenario will play out ... i.e. it's a part that COULD go wrong, and with a large enough sample pool, it WILL go wrong

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Re: Shower Scenes

Post by EmiBro » Thu Jul 12, 2012 3:34 am

Oh god. Oh god no. I quickly turned around to face the door. If I make it out of this alive, I'm buying baggier pajamas.

"So, average size?' Miki whispered a bit too loudly.

"Maybe bigger. It's hard to tell in those PJs," Emi replied back, neither of them quite seeming to get the hang of whispering. This was followed by a loud laugh from Misha and some irritated sighs from Lilly. I really wanted to start beating my head against the door, but I was afraid somebody might try and stop me. Physical contact with a hot naked woman right now would probably just make this worse.
So is Lilly sighing because the others are being so immature, or is she irritated that she can't see Hisao's boner?

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Post by LOL WUT » Thu Jul 12, 2012 4:38 am

EmiBro wrote:
Oh god. Oh god no. I quickly turned around to face the door. If I make it out of this alive, I'm buying baggier pajamas.

"So, average size?' Miki whispered a bit too loudly.

"Maybe bigger. It's hard to tell in those PJs," Emi replied back, neither of them quite seeming to get the hang of whispering. This was followed by a loud laugh from Misha and some irritated sighs from Lilly. I really wanted to start beating my head against the door, but I was afraid somebody might try and stop me. Physical contact with a hot naked woman right now would probably just make this worse.
So is Lilly sighing because the others are being so immature, or is she irritated that she can't see Hisao's boner?
Well it is obvious because of her "healthy adolescent sex drive" that she is upset that they are being immature.

Jeez, you would think someone would catch the hints.
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Re: Shower Scenes

Post by Oddball » Sat Jul 14, 2012 5:37 am

EmiBro wrote:
Oh god. Oh god no. I quickly turned around to face the door. If I make it out of this alive, I'm buying baggier pajamas.

"So, average size?' Miki whispered a bit too loudly.

"Maybe bigger. It's hard to tell in those PJs," Emi replied back, neither of them quite seeming to get the hang of whispering. This was followed by a loud laugh from Misha and some irritated sighs from Lilly. I really wanted to start beating my head against the door, but I was afraid somebody might try and stop me. Physical contact with a hot naked woman right now would probably just make this worse.
So is Lilly sighing because the others are being so immature, or is she irritated that she can't see Hisao's boner?
Can't it be both?
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Re: Shower Scenes

Post by Hoitash » Sat Jul 14, 2012 8:41 am

Oddball wrote:
EmiBro wrote:
Oh god. Oh god no. I quickly turned around to face the door. If I make it out of this alive, I'm buying baggier pajamas.

"So, average size?' Miki whispered a bit too loudly.

"Maybe bigger. It's hard to tell in those PJs," Emi replied back, neither of them quite seeming to get the hang of whispering. This was followed by a loud laugh from Misha and some irritated sighs from Lilly. I really wanted to start beating my head against the door, but I was afraid somebody might try and stop me. Physical contact with a hot naked woman right now would probably just make this worse.
So is Lilly sighing because the others are being so immature, or is she irritated that she can't see Hisao's boner?
Can't it be both?
Hmm, she may need to "see" it with her hands, then.

I'm way too involved...
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Post by badmanslayer04 » Sat Jul 14, 2012 8:50 am

This is definitely one of my favourites on here I have read it three times, looking forward to the next chapter
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Re: Shower Scenes

Post by Helbereth » Sat Jul 14, 2012 8:51 am

Hoitash wrote:
Oddball wrote:
EmiBro wrote: So is Lilly sighing because the others are being so immature, or is she irritated that she can't see Hisao's boner?
Can't it be both?
Hmm, she may need to "see" it with her hands, then.

I'm way too involved...
How did this devolve into a discussion on the etiquette of describing a phallus to the visually impaired?

I just wanted to write that sentence. Carry on.

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