Re: Bugger It, I'll Make This A Oneshot Thread
Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 5:28 am
And it's canonically Lilly's mother that's Scottish...
I can dream, Harold :'(bhtooefr wrote:And it's canonically Lilly's mother that's Scottish...
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Re: Bugger It, I'll Make This A Oneshot Thread
Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 6:43 am
Re: Bugger It, I'll Make This A Oneshot Thread
Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 11:20 am
I'll admit that I was so busy trying to remember playing CoD4 that I forgot this part. Shame on me.Munchenhausen wrote:I can dream, Harold :'(bhtooefr wrote:And it's canonically Lilly's mother that's Scottish...
Re: Bugger It, I'll Make This A Oneshot Thread
Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2014 5:46 pm
Nuu, you can't. You're a got damned chair, laddy!Munchenhausen wrote:I can dream, Harold :'(bhtooefr wrote:And it's canonically Lilly's mother that's Scottish...
Re: Bugger It, I'll Make This A Oneshot Thread
Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2014 6:10 pm
Mournful3ch0 wrote:Nuu, you can't. You're a got damned chair, laddy!Munchenhausen wrote:I can dream, Harold :'(bhtooefr wrote:And it's canonically Lilly's mother that's Scottish...
Re: Bugger It, I'll Make This A Oneshot Thread
Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2014 9:01 pm
Oh my god.
I think I am in love with Munch.
I fucking love you, dude.
I think I am in love with Munch.
I fucking love you, dude.
Re: Bugger It, I'll Make This A Oneshot Thread (3rd April)
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2014 7:20 pm
Inspired by the Katawa Shoujo Achievements thread, over on Public Discussion.
That thread was doomed to derail from Day One, and I'm surprised it's still kinda-almost-maybe on topic.
Edit: Well, was.
This Will All End In Tears
Ship Potato with Hanako
Hanako fidgets uncomfortably under the gaze of her new classmate.
She had been sitting alone in the Library enjoying a freshly imported book, a new copy of The Petals Fall Twice, when the boy found her. He had done nothing but stand a metre away and stare at her for the last fifteen minutes.
Hanako was scared.
Oh, so very scared.
“Oi, bacontits,” Potato's sudden ice-breaker catches her off guard, and she visibly jumps. She slowly lowers the book from covering her face to meet his eyes. His handsomely chiseled jaw and well-groomed neckbeard makes Hanako feel all gooey inside, but she has to maintain strong. Lilly had said it was her 'only chance of pulling a lad'.
“Y-yes, Potato?”
Potato squats before her, bringing his face mere centimetres from her own.
“I want you, babeh,”
“I- Uhh... I j-just ca.. ummm...” Hanako stutters uncontrollably at the proximity of her lips to her crush's eyebrows.
Potato grins and softly takes Hanako's chin in his hand, finally bridging the gap and planting a gentle kiss on her bacon-clad cheek.
- - -
Is this really happening? Is Potato... The Potato... kissing ugly old me?
Disbelief races through Hanako's mind, as the man she has pined for begins to lovingly scrape his front teeth against her scars. Years of sexual deprivation and emotion take hold of her and she drops the book, in favour of her new lover's manbreasts.
Ever since day one, Hanako has enjoyed the sight of the strange new student. He had been transferrred to Yamaku after losing testicle a freak accident involving a fish and a forklift truck and was placed in Class 3-3 because Lezzard died, or something like that. On his first day, he had deficated in public, defenestrated a rabbit and inadvertently punched Lilly in the face... but most importantly, he had won her heart.
“Je vais alle a la piscine,” Hanako didn't know any French, but she loves to hear him say it. She moans lightly between kisses and guides his hand to her skirt. She knows what trouble they could get in to here, but she doesn't care. It is Potato, after all. Best poster on the Forums, yaknow.
Potato hoarsely whispers more Beginner-level French phrases into her ear, sending Hanako wild with desire. His hands find her thighs and he begins caressing her. “J'ai un chien...”
[SCENE REDACTED]
– – –
“Oh, Potato, you've made me feel things no man has ever before!”
The two star cross'd lovers lay breathless in the centre of the auditorium, covered in bodily fluids and raw shrimp. Potato chuckles and rolls to face Hanako.
“Best part was I only used one of my legs!”
Hanako pulls him into one last, long kiss. She never wants the night to end, but alas the football starts in fifteen minutes and Potato has a ¥2000 bet placed on Accrington Stanley Football Team. He cups her face and leaves her with another romantic kiss before standing and leaving, ignoring the stares from students and staff halfway through an assembly.
Hanako looks up to the camera and gives an exaggerated shrug
“Who else but Potato?!”
The Studio Audience laugh through the credits.
I'm so sorry
That thread was doomed to derail from Day One, and I'm surprised it's still kinda-almost-maybe on topic.
Edit: Well, was.
- Achievement Unlocked!
This Will All End In Tears
Ship Potato with Hanako
Hanako fidgets uncomfortably under the gaze of her new classmate.
She had been sitting alone in the Library enjoying a freshly imported book, a new copy of The Petals Fall Twice, when the boy found her. He had done nothing but stand a metre away and stare at her for the last fifteen minutes.
Hanako was scared.
Oh, so very scared.
“Oi, bacontits,” Potato's sudden ice-breaker catches her off guard, and she visibly jumps. She slowly lowers the book from covering her face to meet his eyes. His handsomely chiseled jaw and well-groomed neckbeard makes Hanako feel all gooey inside, but she has to maintain strong. Lilly had said it was her 'only chance of pulling a lad'.
“Y-yes, Potato?”
Potato squats before her, bringing his face mere centimetres from her own.
“I want you, babeh,”
“I- Uhh... I j-just ca.. ummm...” Hanako stutters uncontrollably at the proximity of her lips to her crush's eyebrows.
Potato grins and softly takes Hanako's chin in his hand, finally bridging the gap and planting a gentle kiss on her bacon-clad cheek.
- - -
Is this really happening? Is Potato... The Potato... kissing ugly old me?
Disbelief races through Hanako's mind, as the man she has pined for begins to lovingly scrape his front teeth against her scars. Years of sexual deprivation and emotion take hold of her and she drops the book, in favour of her new lover's manbreasts.
Ever since day one, Hanako has enjoyed the sight of the strange new student. He had been transferrred to Yamaku after losing testicle a freak accident involving a fish and a forklift truck and was placed in Class 3-3 because Lezzard died, or something like that. On his first day, he had deficated in public, defenestrated a rabbit and inadvertently punched Lilly in the face... but most importantly, he had won her heart.
“Je vais alle a la piscine,” Hanako didn't know any French, but she loves to hear him say it. She moans lightly between kisses and guides his hand to her skirt. She knows what trouble they could get in to here, but she doesn't care. It is Potato, after all. Best poster on the Forums, yaknow.
Potato hoarsely whispers more Beginner-level French phrases into her ear, sending Hanako wild with desire. His hands find her thighs and he begins caressing her. “J'ai un chien...”
[SCENE REDACTED]
– – –
“Oh, Potato, you've made me feel things no man has ever before!”
The two star cross'd lovers lay breathless in the centre of the auditorium, covered in bodily fluids and raw shrimp. Potato chuckles and rolls to face Hanako.
“Best part was I only used one of my legs!”
Hanako pulls him into one last, long kiss. She never wants the night to end, but alas the football starts in fifteen minutes and Potato has a ¥2000 bet placed on Accrington Stanley Football Team. He cups her face and leaves her with another romantic kiss before standing and leaving, ignoring the stares from students and staff halfway through an assembly.
Hanako looks up to the camera and gives an exaggerated shrug
“Who else but Potato?!”
The Studio Audience laugh through the credits.
I'm so sorry
Re: Bugger It, I'll Make This A Oneshot Thread
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2014 7:31 pm
This... It's beautiful 
Love the stuff you and Potato do over in public discussion, and when it inspires stuff like this, its even better. Keep doing whatever the hell it is you do to make yourselves so damn hilarious
Love the stuff you and Potato do over in public discussion, and when it inspires stuff like this, its even better. Keep doing whatever the hell it is you do to make yourselves so damn hilarious
Re: Bugger It, I'll Make This A Oneshot Thread
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2014 7:44 pm
*choking, laughing, dying*
WHAT THE FUCK?! XD
WHAT THE FUCK?! XD
Re: Bugger It, I'll Make This A Oneshot Thread
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2014 7:45 pm
Munchenhausen is the hero we deserve.
Re: Bugger It, I'll Make This A Oneshot Thread (3rd April)
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2014 7:47 pm
Lol. "Inadvertently". Do you even know me?Munchenhausen wrote:inadvertently punched Lilly in the face...
Re: Bugger It, I'll Make This A Oneshot Thread
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2014 9:16 pm
AKA Potato gets it in. Nice. Sort of.
Re: Bugger It, I'll Make This A Oneshot Thread
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2014 9:26 pm
I broke into tears over this marvel of modern literature. Truly a masterpiece.
Re: Bugger It, I'll Make This A Oneshot Thread
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2014 9:32 pm
Absolutely splendid, though there were a few technical errors, but it washed out in the laughter.
Well played.
Well played.
Re: Bugger It, I'll Make This A Oneshot Thread
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2014 11:55 pm
...That was fuckin' hillarious, Munch.