Bugger It, Oneshot Thread (Morse Update 10/4/16)

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Re: Bugger It, I'll Make This A Oneshot Thread (Updated 12/5

Post by Munchenhausen » Fri May 30, 2014 8:52 am

And all of this because I failed A-Level French :''''''(
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Post by poopooface » Wed Jun 04, 2014 7:58 am

I don't see how you could fail French. Also, for some reason my French teacher is Polish.
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Post by Munchenhausen » Wed Jun 04, 2014 1:43 pm

You should see my old Exercise Book.
More doodles than notes. Pretty much deserved all those U's :lol:
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Re: Bugger It, I'll Make This A Oneshot Thread (Updated 12/5

Post by poopooface » Wed Jun 11, 2014 9:06 pm

Munchenhausen wrote:You should see my old Exercise Book.
More doodles than notes. Pretty much deserved all those U's :lol:
Just curious, what mental disorders do you have? :lol:
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Re: Bugger It, I'll Make This A Oneshot Thread (Updated 12/5

Post by Munchenhausen » Wed Jun 18, 2014 2:51 am

poopooface wrote:
Munchenhausen wrote:You should see my old Exercise Book.
More doodles than notes. Pretty much deserved all those U's :lol:
Just curious, what mental disorders do you have? :lol:
All of them ;D
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Re: Bugger It, I'll Make This A Oneshot Thread (Updated 12/5

Post by Atario » Wed Jun 18, 2014 4:27 am

Munchenhausen wrote:
poopooface wrote:Just curious, what mental disorders do you have? :lol:
All of them ;D
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Post by SkyWhale » Mon Jun 23, 2014 4:26 pm

So I see... Speaking French is bad... *Notes in book of Nooblish*
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Re: Bugger It, I'll Make This A Oneshot Thread (Updated 6/8/

Post by Munchenhausen » Wed Aug 06, 2014 10:00 am

Taro Has A Chance

Taro and Miki sit alone in the detention room, patiently waiting the teacher's return.

"You know, Taro, what you did back there was pretty cool",
She breaks the silence and smiles at her chunky cellmate. Miki thinks back to Taro's snarky wit and surprisingly ninja-like retalliation to Takashi's latest tantrum. Needless to say, he wont be calling Taro fat any time soon.
Even though Taro's One-handed karate show landed him in detention, it was worth it in the long run. That was definitely his chance to show people he wasn't an easy target anymore.
"I didn't know you were that stong..."

Taro laughs and shakes Miki's compliments off
"Ehh, it was nothing!"

"I'm serious! I didn't know you were such a... A badass! You've impressed a lot of people today, myself included!"
She scoots closer to him, her knee nudging his own.
"Not to mention your paralysed arm, it's the same side as my... Y'know. I think we have a lot in common, Taro~"

She purrs his name and he breaks out in sweat. He tries his best to suppress his hyperventilation, but he has never talked to a girl like this before.
"Y-You too..!"

She giggles and scoots closer still, her hand(s) on the seat between her thighs and her arms now supplementing her already ample bossom. He can smell her now, a strange scent of runner's adrenaline an strawberry shampoo. a wonderful mixture.
His eyes reluctantly flick to her cleavage, a natural reaction for an adolescent male. As he strains to resist, he prays she doesn't notice. She lets out a slight laugh, and brushes against him flirtily
"Like what you see?"

His nerves are building up. He can barely think straight with butterflies filling his stomach. He feels sick, elated, excited, nervous, everything under the sun.
He manages to fet a solitary sentence out.
"I-I can c-cook really good..!"

Suddenly, a stream of anxiety-induced vomit spills from his mouth and pours down himself.
Taro regrets having eaten that loaf of bread before detention started.

"OH MY GOD TARO WHAT THE FUCK?!"
Miki jumps to her feet, vomit covering her lap. She gags and wretches, watering eyes fixed firmly upwards. Taro tries to apologise, inadvertantly spitting bile from his lips with every other word. He goes to scrape any and all expulsions off of Miki's shirt with his hands, but she jumps back with her arms firmly out to her sides like a cactus.
"YOU FUCKING SICKO! OH MY GOD!"

"M-M-Miki, no! I didn't mean this to happen!"
In desperation, he lunges at her and drags her into a one-armed hug. He looks up and finds himself face-first in her breasts.
"I j-just..! Oh god I'm sorry!"

She begins smacking the top of his head, fight or flight finally kicking in. When she frees herself she sprints for the door and shoulders through, swearing and screaming all the way down the corridor.
Taro just drops to his knees, wallowing in a puddle of self pity and half-digested sweet bread, and sobs to himself quietly.

"Wh-Why does nobody like me..?"
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Re: Bugger It, I'll Make This A Oneshot Thread (Updated 6/8/

Post by Zarys » Wed Aug 06, 2014 10:40 am

I don't know if I must laugh or be sad.
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Re: Bugger It, I'll Make This A Oneshot Thread (Updated 6/8/

Post by Silentcook » Wed Aug 06, 2014 12:16 pm

Classy. And by that, I mean not. :evil: This ranks right up down there with shock scat/spaghetti stories, neither of which are appreciated. Go look up the very few locked threads in fanfiction and ponder.
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Re: Bugger It, I'll Make This A Oneshot Thread (Updated 6/8/

Post by Atario » Wed Aug 06, 2014 5:35 pm

I laughed, but there's something wrong with you, man…
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Re: Bugger It, I'll Make This A Oneshot Thread (Updated 6/8/

Post by Munchenhausen » Thu Aug 07, 2014 5:37 am

Note to self:
Not everyone finds nervous vomiting as hilarious as I do :lol:
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Re: Bugger It, I'll Make This A Oneshot Thread (Updated 6/8/

Post by d2r » Thu Aug 07, 2014 5:45 am

Munchenhausen wrote:Note to self:
Not everyone finds nervous vomiting as hilarious as I do :lol:
Well, I mean, it's not like the idea itself is a bad one; if nervous vomiting is his thing, for instance, it could be used to make it a story about how he seals himself away from others to avoid it happening, or something. Perhaps it's not a physical disability, but that's gotta be debilitating.
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Re: Bugger It, I'll Make This A Oneshot Thread (Updated 6/8/

Post by Frankyo » Thu Aug 07, 2014 12:01 pm

as a guy who relates to Taro, takes pills for stomach/nausea problems, and has trouble talking to girls...

/facepalm. Not going to say anything I'm going to regret.
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Re: Bugger It, I'll Make This A Oneshot Thread (Updated 6/8/

Post by bhtooefr » Thu Aug 07, 2014 2:03 pm

And I have severe anxiety in romantic contexts, which includes nausea.

Fuck you. That wasn't funny.
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