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Word Choice

Post by SirMax » Fri Dec 11, 2009 10:12 pm

"All I'm saying, Hisao, is that if you skip your homework you're going to regret it." Lilly chastened me, frowning at me with a note of disapproval in her voice. That was what pushed me just a little too far.

"Look, Lilly, I don't see how it's anything you need to worry about. I'm not going into this class blind, I know the material so well I could pass the test with my eyes closed. I'm practically a visionary in the subject, and if you can't see that, then I don't know who you're looking at because you're not seeing me. If you'd just open your eyes to my progress so far, you'd notice that I'm going to pass with flying colours. I know with your point of view you don't want Shizune to talk about me missing assignments, but even Emi doesn't jump down my throat about jogging as much as you are about this assignment. Have you even looked at this paper, or is this sight-unseen scolding? It's just some busy work, anyone can see that. If you were a little more observant, you might look at the bigger picture and see that this homework isn't even worth looking over, let alone doing." I snapped back.

Oddly, I noticed that as I went on, Lilly got redder and redder and her frown grew deeper and deeper, fury creeping into her normally calm features. When I finished, she hissed at me with a voice like ice. "Are you QUITE finished, Hisao?" When I nodded, slightly dumbfounded, she responded by slapping me and stalking off. Holding my cheek, I watched her walk off and wondered what had gotten her so offended.
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Re: Word Choice

Post by Elroy » Fri Dec 11, 2009 10:17 pm

Hahaha, nice. Short and sweet!

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Re: Word Choice

Post by Helsinki » Fri Dec 11, 2009 10:33 pm

I lol'd so dayum hard.
This would be even funnier animated.
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Re: Word Choice

Post by Mikage-sama » Sat Dec 12, 2009 12:03 am

Hehe what Hisao said was so messed up and yet I lol'd so hard
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Re: Word Choice

Post by Ozymil » Sat Dec 12, 2009 1:04 am

He didn't really offend her, that's just their personal version of foreplay. Five minutes later, Lilly will come bursting back into the room with a leather suit and defibrillator.
Donnes-moi le chocolat, Hisao! Gib mir die Schokolade, Hisao! Dame el chocolate, Hisao! Dammi il cioccolato, Hisao! Ge mig choklad, Hisao! Giv mig chokolade, Hisao! 私にチョコレートを与える, 久夫! Daj mi czekoladę, Hisao! Geef me de chocola, Hisao! (Thanks for the Dutch ver. Leotrak) Bigyan mo ako ng chocolate, Hisao! Geef mij de chocolade, Hisao! Дайте мне шоколад, Хисао! Dá-me o chocolate, Hisao!

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Re: Word Choice

Post by Gash » Sat Dec 12, 2009 1:06 am

Ozymil wrote:He didn't really offend her, that's just their personal version of foreplay. Five minutes later, Lilly will come bursting back into the room with a leather suit and defibrillator.
and whips and chains and Hanako in tow no doubt. After all how is Lily supposed to properly dominate Hisao without her slave to help her?

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Re: Word Choice

Post by Sgt_Frog » Sun Dec 13, 2009 3:44 am

The general idea is funny, but as I continued to read, the funny kinda fell off the train and started getting ridiculous.

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Re: Word Choice

Post by EmP|ty » Sun Dec 13, 2009 5:11 pm

Oh lord.

Very very nice, you deserve an internet good sir.

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Re: Word Choice

Post by EternalLurker » Sun Dec 13, 2009 5:15 pm

It was funny up to Hisao's second sentence. ^_^

Everything from then on killed it dead and mutilated the corpse. (-.-)

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