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Repercussions of feminists

Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 12:37 am
by Frigo
Kenji Setou waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were feminists in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Hisao Nakai were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Kenji was a student for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the dormitories and he said to dad "I want to be in the dorms daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY FEMINISTS."
There was a time when he didn't believe him. Then as he got oldered he started. But now in the dorm of the Yamaku he knew there were feminists.
"This is Nurse" the radio crackered. "You must fight the feminists!"
So Kenji gotted his baseball bat and shattered the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the feminists
"I will shoot at him" said the Misha and she fired the hair drills. Kenji striked at her and tried to crush her. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the feminists" he shouted
The radio said "No, Kenji. You are the feminists"
And then Kenji was a girl.

alternative ending:
The radio said "No, Kenji. You are the paintings"
And then Kenji was a picture.

This ending needs some knowledge of obscure memes and a few of Yamaku Man's threads. Also, do not ban me ;)

Re: Repercussions of feminists

Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 1:40 am
by Malek
What in gods name?

Re: Repercussions of feminists

Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 11:48 am
by ZystraL
what the fuck did I just waste 40 seconds on?

Re: Repercussions of feminists

Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 5:51 pm
by Layzuhl
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Mother fucker...
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Re: Repercussions of feminists

Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 9:52 pm
by Silentcook
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/F ... ionsOfEvil

A slightly more informative reaction. It's safe now. You can drop your :shock: -face, okay?
(And just bear in mind, this thread is a fair impression of how I end up responding about 90% of the time after being hit with KS fanfiction...)

Re: Repercussions of feminists

Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 9:57 pm
by -abscess
BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Oh man, thanks for the laugh! Peter Chimaera's graetness strikes again!

Re: Repercussions of feminists

Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 6:09 am
by Nightdragon
Ahhhh that shit will never get old.... :lol:

Re: Repercussions of feminists

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:28 am
by axiomatic
This is as funny as it ever was, but for some reason, this time I'm not laughing at the same PARTS of the story that I normally do. This time, the line that made me laugh out loud was There were feminists in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years.

Re: Repercussions of feminists

Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 12:37 am
by Commissar Mecha Milk
Good Sir/Madam, I believe the only proper ending would be "No, Kenji, you are the feminists. And Kenji was Andrea Dworkin."

Re: Repercussions of feminists

Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 11:33 am
by Frigo
Yeah, the painting ending isn't as comprehensible for those who haven't read Yamaku Man's threads.

Alternative ending:
The radio said "No, Kenji. You are the feminists"
And then Kenji was a girl.

Re: Repercussions of feminists

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:38 pm
by Vysetron
Well, I enjoyed it. The Doom Fanfic has never lost its humor for me.
Honestly? I'm a little bit surprised no one did this sooner.

Re: Repercussions of feminists

Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 11:36 am
by kobe
I am pleased by this.