Camp Katawa (Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah)

Rednal · Post by **Rednal** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 8:07 pm

Music Plays

Hello Muddah
Hello Faddah
Here I am at
Camp Katawa.
It is very
much discerning,
And they say we'll have some fun
If it stops burning.

I went running
with a Loli;
Nearly died and
Became holy.
It hurt just like
a big brick wall;
I'm just glad that I got through it okay at all.

All the mute girls
hate the talkers,
And I just got
A new stalker,
And the head teach
hates the slackers,
So he forces us to swallow poisoned crackers.

Now I don't want
this to 'nnoy ya,
But my roommate's
paranoia:
You remember
Rin Tezuka,
They just found her setting up a big bazooka.

Take me home, oh
Mudda, Fadda,
Take me home, I
hate Katawa!
Don't leave me
out in the campground,
Where I might get eaten by Misha.

Take me home,
I promise I will not make squeaks,
Or burn the house
like other freaks,
O please don't
make me wait,
I've been here one whole date...

Dearest Father,
Darling Mother,
How's my precious
crippled brudda?
Let me come home
if you miss me,
I would even let Hanako hug and kiss me.

Wait a minute,
it stopped hailing,
Deaf Girl's swimming,
Muto's sailing.
Playing dodgeball,
gee that's freaky,
Mudda, Fadda take me home before I'm creaky!

Bara · Post by **Bara** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:23 pm

OK, that got a chuckle.

bitpeg · Post by **bitpeg** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:30 pm

It was amusing at first, but went on too long and lost my interest.

Vertical · Post by **Vertical** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:38 pm

Lols. HOw long did this take you?

Post by **cpl_crud** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 7:40 am

Damn the fact that this song is even still in people's memories is a wonderment.

It was old back when I first heard it on a cassette dubbed from an LP.

bitpeg · Post by **bitpeg** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 8:41 am

Are you kidding? That song is awesome. I listened the shit out of that song when I was a kid.

Rednal · Post by **Rednal** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 8:45 am

@Vertical: A little while. Rhyming things in and of itself isn't difficult (except for words like "loli"...), but I had to keep the syllables the same as well, so that took a bit. It was just an idea that popped into my head, so I figured I might as well do it.

fanatic · Post by **fanatic** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 3:50 pm

i caught myself huming this as i was reading it

JamiroquaiAlien · Post by **JamiroquaiAlien** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 4:58 pm

Hoshit, I was lollin'. Brings back memories that I should be too young to have.

minkus · Post by **minkus** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 4:19 pm

I kept thinking about the commercial with the puppies in it.

Puppies + Katawa = ??

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