Five Things They Would Never Say

[DuaneMoody]

Nurse: "Does this smell infected to you?"

Kenji: "I'm giving this hall ONE HOUR to return my Sailor Uranus figurines before I involve the police!"

Lilly: "Fo' shizzle, mah nizzle."

Rin: "Yes, he's my uncle, no, I won't get you an autograph."

Shizune: "OH NOW EVERYBODY'S HEARD, ABOUT THE BIRD, BIRDBIRDBIRD, THE BIRD IS THE WORD..."

[Synoptic]

Nurse: "Does this smell infected to you?"

lol if im not mistaken dats the female draenei?

[DuaneMoody]

Don't play Warcraft, don't get the reference

[Snicket]

*shrugs*

Neither do i

[Mercutio]

Rin: "I want a guy with a dick the size of my arm."

[JamiroquaiAlien]

Lilly: "I like my coffee black. Like my men."

[SirMax]

Lilly: "I like my coffee black. Like my men."

Even better:
Shizune: I like my coffee black just like my metal

[A_Gray_Phantom]

I think that all the things that have been suggested that Rin wouldn't say are things she'd say, at least ironically... except for:

Rin - I fucking hate drawing.

Okay, here's a few:

"If you're happy and you know it clap your... awww ."

"Don't you know? I'm an arm-wrestling champion ." (Okay, that one she'd also say.)

"I like to kill time with my X-box 360."

"I can ride my bike with no handle bars."

and...

"I love to twitter ."