Five Things They Would Never Say

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Five Things They Would Never Say

Post by Roxius » Tue May 19, 2009 12:07 pm

Hisao:

"Crippled people frighten me."

"Every time I have sex with Emi, I feel like I'm raping a loli..."

"This is definitely not HHHNNNNGHH-worthy at all!"

"Kenji, I love you and only you."

"I really hope I die right now..."





Hanako:

"Fuck you, Lilly."

"My favorite Pokemon is Charmander!!"

"I've been lucky in my life...!"

"Hisao...I hate you."

"I want an all-female harem when I get older..."





Shizune:

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"...Holy shit, I can talk?!!!"





Lilly:

"I PITY THE FOOL!!"

"I can see you...all of you..."

"Give me a smoke and a condom and I'll be happy!!"

"Hurr durr!! I'm a dumb blonde!"

"If you had four legs and covered with fur, I'd fuck you..."





Rin:

"Feel the power...of my almighty fists!!"

"Do whatever you want to me. I can't stop you anyway..."

"I wanna play baseball."

"Drawing sucks ass."

"What? You mean you didn't know I was just a boy with boobs?"





Emi:

"Every time I have sex with Hisao, I feel like I'm raping a shota..."

"Ha ha ha! You got no arms, bitch!!!"

"The Nurse was really friendly to me today..."

"Lesson learned: Never try juggling chainsaws while lying on your back and drinking a glass of lemonade at the same time!!"

"My boobs are bigger than Shizune's, dammit!!!"



Misha:

"I have nothing to say."

"Fuck you, Shiichan~!"

"I have the drills that will pierce the heavens!!!!"

"I don't know sign language! I've been making everything up so far...!"

"I'M NOT FAT, I'M JUST BIG-BONED!!!"



Kenji:

"I love you, Hisao."

"I support those goddamn feminist Nazis with all of my heart!!"

"I wanna suck alotta pussy...of Bitches and Whores."

"WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA!!!"

"I want to suck your teeeeets..."



The Nurse:

"Hisao, I need to make sure your testicles are working properly, so please take off your pants..."

"Hah hah...I'm sticking a needle up a girl's ass!"

"You want your medicine?! C'mon! Jump for it! Jump! Jump!! Jump!!!"

"I'm Gin Ichimaru. Nice to meet you."

"LET'S BEGIN THE OPERATION!!!"



Akira:

"Ah, Lilly...don't you miss our 'X-rated nights'?"

"Your name's Hisao, right? Let's fuck..."

"Know what I like most about Yuuko-chan? Her squishy ass..."

"Sister? I'm a man, dood!"

"I'm actually a pimp, and my sister is the whore!"



Muto:

"Unprotected sex is bad, mmmmhkay?"

"If you do a lap dance for me, I'll give you extra credit!"

"Alright, students; let's have an orgy!"

"Hmm...if I drench that girl in oil and throw a lit cigarette in her face, will she explode?"

"I'm not a pedophile...I just like looking at little girls' boobs...that's all..."



Nomiya:

"Ha ha! Not only is Rin my best student, but she's my best cum bucket!!!"

"Ooh...KFC...yum yum yum..."

"I'm fat, and I'm hip!"

"GET IN MY BELLAH!!!"

"I'm definitely Michael Jackson's twin brother, don'tcha think...?"
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You just KNOW there's gonna be a Nurse X Akira X Hanako threesome witnessed by Yuuko at SOME point during the Emi path...in Lilly's room.

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Re: Five Things They Would Never Say

Post by NichtDu » Tue May 19, 2009 12:14 pm

Jep, I think they wouldn't say that xD

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Re: Five Things They Would Never Say

Post by Krull » Tue May 19, 2009 12:19 pm

Hanako:"My favorite Pokemon is Charmander!!"
:lol:

You are a twisted person no? really I'm starting to like you,that is a bad thing-trust me :twisted:
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Re: Five Things They Would Never Say

Post by U.T. Raptor » Tue May 19, 2009 12:24 pm

Roxius wrote:"If you had four legs and covered with fur, I'd fuck you..."
http://shimmie.katawa-shoujo.com/post/view/821

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Re: Five Things They Would Never Say

Post by tyren » Tue May 19, 2009 12:43 pm

Roxius wrote:Shizune:

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"...Holy shit, I can talk?!!!"
I fell out of my chair laughing right there. :lol:

Awesome stuff.

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Re: Five Things They Would Never Say

Post by Squirg » Tue May 19, 2009 1:52 pm

My favorite Pokemon is Charmander. Oh man, that made me laugh so hard.
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Re: Five Things They Would Never Say

Post by Roxius » Tue May 19, 2009 3:11 pm

U.T. Raptor wrote:
Roxius wrote:"If you had four legs and covered with fur, I'd fuck you..."
http://shimmie.katawa-shoujo.com/post/view/821
That's where the idea for that quote came from, to tell the truth. :P
You just KNOW there's gonna be a Nurse X Akira X Hanako threesome witnessed by Yuuko at SOME point during the Emi path...in Lilly's room.

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Re: Five Things They Would Never Say

Post by GMKGoat » Tue May 19, 2009 3:57 pm

Roxius wrote:Misha:

"I have nothing to say."
Funnier than it should be. :lol:

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Re: Five Things They Would Never Say

Post by fanatic » Tue May 19, 2009 4:01 pm

Roxius wrote:
Misha:

"I have nothing to say."
i call bullshit on this

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Re: Five Things They Would Never Say

Post by disturbedthoughts » Tue May 19, 2009 4:41 pm

GMKGoat wrote:
Roxius wrote:Misha:

"I have nothing to say."
Funnier than it should be. :lol:
Very very true. :lol:
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Wisdom is know you will be an idiot in the future.
Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot NOW.

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Re: Five Things They Would Never Say

Post by AnonymousSoup » Tue May 19, 2009 4:53 pm

Lilly:
"Well Motzart is fine but I much prefer the works of Niggers With Attitude."
"And was like "Slam dunk, bitch! This is my house, this is my house! Don't you be comin' all up in mah face if you don't have the game to back yo' shit up!" and that ho' Shizune is all "..."""
"Yeah, I can totally fit my cane up there."
"What's that, Shizune, say that to my face. Oh, I forgot you can't! Burn! BURN! ... Wait, Hanako, come back, I didn't mean...""

Hanako
"Do you want to know how I got these burns? My father was a Chess master and a fiend. One day he moves his Kings Knight a little crazier than usual. My mom moved her rook to intercept him. He didn't like that. Not. One. Bit."

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Re: Five Things They Would Never Say

Post by Vertical » Tue May 19, 2009 8:07 pm

Roxius wrote:

Shizune:

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"...Holy shit, I can talk?!!!"
Heheheh, good one.
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Re: Five Things They Would Never Say

Post by Roxius » Tue May 19, 2009 8:16 pm

I added the guys I forgot to the list. XP
You just KNOW there's gonna be a Nurse X Akira X Hanako threesome witnessed by Yuuko at SOME point during the Emi path...in Lilly's room.

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Re: Five Things They Would Never Say

Post by Mercutio » Tue May 19, 2009 10:11 pm

oh, man, these are hilarous... I love this game, I wanna play too:

Rin:
"Let me explain. If you don't get it, I'd be happy to go over it again."

Lilly:
"With some of the freaks around here, I'm so glad I'm blind."

Hanako:
"I got a tattoo. Wanna see it?"

Shizune:
"I concede. Congratulations on your victory."

Emi:
"I know stump-fu."
"There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion." - Sir Francis Bacon

Emi = Hanako > Lilly > Rin >>>>>>> Shizune
amazing how preference changes now that the game's actually out.
Akira/Hanako for the win. Meiko/Nurse for even more win. Miki/Misha for win that goes BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLE.

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Re: Five Things They Would Never Say

Post by WASSHOI » Tue May 19, 2009 10:40 pm

Hanako;
  • I'm dying Squirtle
  • FUCK YES POWER RANGERS
  • My dad's was bigger.
  • Fuck you Hisao, I was fucking watching power rangers! I'm too busy to pour you tea, pour it yourself lardass. FUCK YEAH MEGAZORD IN THE HOUSE!
Rin;
  • I sometimes air guitar when nobody is looking
  • The real reason I play with my hair is because I have lice, but I've no hands to scratch my head with.
  • 5 dollar footlooooooooong
Hisao;
  • Who the fuck let Robocop into our school?
  • So, anyone know that guy's disability? [referring to the painting in the hall of the school of the blue guy]
  • Misha, your drill jobs...my god!
Shizune;
  • P-please...be gentle, its my first time.
  • I, Shizune Vi Britannia command you-
  • [Sings something from the classic Opera Carmen]
I'm bored, all of these are completely random.
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