The Annotated Bromont

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The Annotated Bromont

Post by gainare_tottori » Sun Mar 06, 2011 6:32 pm

One artist's unsolicited personal challenge to speedsketch his way through a live CYOA thread. Is he a bad enough dude to improvise fanart in 15 minutes, or is he just plain bad?



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Kenji drunkenly rummages through his stack of beer cans and empty cheeto bags, and comes out with a shiny blue bottle of Vodka.
You stealthfully hide the bottle in your pants, passing it off as your natural bulge.
"Tehehe!", you hear girls giggling at you as you run on by.

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Diligently, you prepare the tea, while taking the bottle of Vodka out without making a sound.
"Your tea's readyyyyy~", you sing out and place the spiked tea cup in front of Lilly.
Wow, one cup and she's already getting shitfaced? Talk about a lightweight.
"Hisao?"
"Yeeeeees?"
"Shut your fucking face when I'm trying to compliment you", Lilly snaps at you, drunk out of her mind.

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"Your name is Hisao...", Lilly points out as she places her arms on the table and rests her head.
"Yes, yes it is"
"Hisao... Hiss sow... Hiss... Sow"

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"HISAO, DID YOU SPIKE MY DRINK?"
Lilly digs her nails into your throat.
"I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL YOU-"
Lilly's shouts suddenly slow down and she almost instantly falls asleep. Her head lands on your shoulder, Lilly's arm placement reminds you of someone snuggling against a humongous pillow.

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You spot Hanako in the back again, secluded like she always is.
Same bean bag chair, same... book?
"Hisao... Y-You're not suppose to be here, are you?", Hanako keeps her gaze circulating between her book and your face.
"I got in, for good behavior"
"T-Too bad, there's only one chair here and I'm u-using it-"
"We can share!", you blurt out as you sit down next to Hanako.
You sneak out a doujin from underneath your shirt.

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"What's.. T-That?", Hanako asks with wonder.
"This, my fair Hanako, is a Doujin"
"Of what...?"
"Back to the Future"

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"MR. NECKTIE!", The Principal calls you into his office... That's shaped like a wrestling ring.
"Principal Wrestler-san, what do I owe the pleasure?", you greet the Principal, who wears a Luchidor mask everywhere.
"HISAO! My man, we have a problem"
"Should I put on my cool face?"
"Listen, we received INFO that the rival Physically Disabled School 'Gamfunku' High has sent a spy to our school to unmask our secret weapon we were going to roll out and the state's fair..."
"Here's what we found out about the Spy...", the principal throws a photo your way, you catch it between your teeth and strike a pose.
"The spy is a female... With green pubic hair...", he plainly blurts out.
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You accidentally pull Kenji's pants down-
"EH!?"
Kenji's legs are oddly girlish-
"PUUUUUUUUUUUUUBES!", you shout as you spot green pubic hair.
"HMMPH! IT LOOKS LIKE I WAS SPOTTED!", the female spy transforms back into her green spy outfit.
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Re: The Annotated Bromont

Post by Bara » Sun Mar 06, 2011 6:59 pm

If it's a Bromont CYOA it is guaranteed to be so bad it is not just good, but great. That makes stick figures good art. :lol:

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Re: The Annotated Bromont

Post by Guest » Sun Mar 06, 2011 7:51 pm

Don't really have much to say about this other than it is excellent.

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Re: The Annotated Bromont

Post by Snicket » Tue Mar 08, 2011 7:25 pm

Making one of Bromont's threads make sense, is a accomplishment with in itself. To actually come up with some good art to go with it, only make it better. You should make some more of these.

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Re: The Annotated Bromont

Post by ttttttttttttttttttttt » Wed Mar 09, 2011 8:58 am

The Back to the Future one made me laugh.
Probably because I'm reading these out of context.

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Re: The Annotated Bromont

Post by ContinualNaba » Wed Mar 09, 2011 10:47 pm

Bromont, one of these days I'mma find you and cram pills down your throat.

What pills, you ask? I don't care! Vitamins, Fake Sugar Cyanide, I don't fuck a fuck.
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[12:46] <%VCR> wut
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Re: The Annotated Bromont

Post by Invitado » Thu Mar 10, 2011 6:18 am

"Luchidor"

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Re: The Annotated Bromont

Post by gainare_tottori » Fri May 13, 2011 5:49 pm

I'm totally only posting this for panel 4, but here you go:



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You begin to chase girls around the pool, pretending to be a crab.

"IF I CATCH YOU, I'M GONNA PINCH YOU INAPPROPRIATELY!", you yell to the girls.

"AHAHA! NOO!", a random handless girl in a swim suit yelps out.
"OH NO YOU DON'T!", a girl wearing an eyepatch proclaims.
"HAHAHA, STOP!", Emi yells back at you.

"I'M GONNA GET YOU!~", you sing out again.

You continue chasing girls around the pool, pinching them in no-touch places, and laughing about while doing it.

"LIKE A FUCKING BOSS!", Takashi roars out, but without leaving the corner of the hallway.

!

You feel something finally grab you.

"THIS KILLS THE HIICHAN!", Misha roars out as she catches you between her legs and squeezes.

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Your face feels... sticky.

*Sniff* *Sniff*

And it smells like...

"Misha, be a dear and tell me why you weren't wearing underwear?"

"...You want to... know?"

"Yes"

"You WEEEEEEALLY wanna know?"

"YES"

"I peed myself during class! WAHAHA!"

...

"Well, I think I'm done here"

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Hanako clutches her skirt and begins to shake violently.

"I-I'll... let you watch...", Hanako spells out without looking at you.

"Like I don't already"

"I'm SERIOUS, Hisao! I-If you let me watch you jerk off I'll let you watch me MASTURBATE!", Hanako yells in random intervals.

...

You shake your head in disapproval.
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"You know... I'm still right here...", Lilly breaks the awkward silence.

"...So where do you wanna do this thing?", you switch it back to Hanako, "You room? My room? Right here in front of Lilly?"

"I really must protest-", Lilly tries to speak up.

"T-The roof", Hanako explains as she stands up.

"Right now?"

Hanako walks over to you and looks up into your face with watery puppy dog eyes.

"THEN LET US FAP, FAP LIKE THE GODS!", you roar.

"Y-YEAH! LET'S GO M-MASTURBATE REALLY REALLY WELL!", Hanako tries to keep up in her own way.

The two of you exit the team room in a stampede.

"...I miss the days where we just sat down and drunk tea", Lilly sips her cup, feeling forever alone.

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"O-Oh no... D-Dicks, my only we-weakness!"

"Hanako, stop bantering"

"...", Hanako looks away, embarrassed, but continues to schlick in front of your face.
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Re: The Annotated Bromont

Post by scott1and » Fri May 13, 2011 5:54 pm

:mrgreen: You gave Hanako burned toast

You are my new God...you know, after regular God...and the Burger King
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Re: The Annotated Bromont

Post by traitor » Fri May 13, 2011 7:30 pm

hahahaha, I was looking for last night's sketches as well because I wasn't man enough to last through the whole night.

Thanks for posting them, appreciate it.

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Re: The Annotated Bromont

Post by PasterOfMuppets » Fri May 13, 2011 10:02 pm

What the hell did i just see...
Good joke... Everybody laugh... Roll on snare drum... Curtains...

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Re: The Annotated Bromont

Post by Rocket Royal » Fri May 13, 2011 10:17 pm

Ah, you are the drawfag that gets mentioned in the threads? Well you probably are aware you have general approval. Carry on!

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Re: The Annotated Bromont

Post by Leotrak » Sat May 14, 2011 5:16 am

... Can't... stop... giggling... XDXDXDXD
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Re: The Annotated Bromont

Post by DaMan65 » Sat May 14, 2011 7:31 am

I'm so confused
By reading this you have given me temporary control of you mind

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Re: The Annotated Bromont

Post by Juno » Sat May 14, 2011 8:35 am

Tottori <3 your drawings are ever so amusing.
Can we have the ones from last night, pretty please? :3

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