Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

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Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Post by Mr. Shine » Thu Oct 22, 2009 11:42 am

Hmm. More attempts to capture that ever-elusive beast known as Comedy. Sorry if I inadvertently copy someone's punchline from earlier; I can't quite remember each and every one from the whole thread.

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(I apologize for that last one)

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Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Post by SirMax » Thu Oct 22, 2009 1:00 pm

Why are you using scowly face Emi for these? She doesn't seem to have any reason to be angry...
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Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Post by Duo2Cuo » Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:10 pm

Mr. Shine wrote:Deny her-a-peel
Jesus

Fucking

Christ.

That was worse than loves 2-C
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Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Post by EternalLurker » Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:12 pm

Apology grudgingly accepted for that last one.

She's not angry, she's just misunderstood.

........that made more sense in my head.
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Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Post by SirMax » Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:32 pm

Duo2Cuo wrote:
Mr. Shine wrote:Deny her-a-peel
Jesus

Fucking

Chirst.

That was worse than loves 2-C
A challenge! Now I'll have to think of a really awful one...
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Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Post by Duo2Cuo » Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:35 pm

EternalLurker wrote:Apology grudgingly accepted for that last one.

She's not angry, she's just misunderstood.

........that made more sense in my head.
Duo2Cuo wrote:Chirst.
Self-censorship is amusing. ^_^
Dem typos

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Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Post by Mr. Shine » Thu Oct 22, 2009 8:06 pm

SirMax wrote:Why are you using scowly face Emi for these? She doesn't seem to have any reason to be angry...
Just 'cause that's the template I used. I thought that "inappropriately serious" was part of the source material. ;D

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Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Post by AnonymousOfNorway » Fri Oct 23, 2009 12:33 am

I like the frowny ones myself. A smile here and there is fine though, for variety.
Loved tenderly: Emi (g), Hanako (g), Lily (g). Friend-zoned: Shizune, Rin. To-do: Kenji, Yuuko, Misha

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Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Post by SirMax » Fri Oct 23, 2009 1:01 am

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Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Post by -abscess » Fri Oct 23, 2009 1:03 am

@SirMax
.... ?
Maybe I dunno 'nuff english.

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Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Post by G3n0c1de » Fri Oct 23, 2009 2:12 am

-abscess wrote:@SirMax
.... ?
Maybe I dunno 'nuff english.
Pear-annoyed 'puns' with paranoid, which Kenji is. It's heartening to see new one liners in the mix.
It's a good thing Shizune is deaf, she is the only one who can stand (not) hearing "Wahaha~!" over and over.

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Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Post by SirMax » Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:27 pm

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Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Post by G3n0c1de » Thu Nov 05, 2009 7:47 pm

And I was starting to think we've sucked the game dry of one liners. Very funny.
It's a good thing Shizune is deaf, she is the only one who can stand (not) hearing "Wahaha~!" over and over.

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Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Post by Mr. Shine » Fri Nov 06, 2009 2:22 am

SirMax wrote:Barbicutie
Oh for God's...at least I apologized! ;P

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Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Post by EternalLurker » Fri Nov 06, 2009 5:11 am

It's SirMax. Apologies for the contents of his posts are implied. ^_^

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