Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

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Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Post by G3n0c1de » Fri Nov 13, 2009 4:30 am

Here you go. If anyone wants a template for this, I'll post it in this thread.
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Post by Javer » Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:06 am

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Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Post by TheFreshmaker » Tue Nov 17, 2009 11:28 pm

My turn to try!
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Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Post by callmeemo » Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:48 am

...Walk in off? Maybe "Walk it off?"
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Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Post by AnonymousOfNorway » Fri Nov 27, 2009 10:07 pm

But, Emi can walk so .... wut?
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Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Post by G3n0c1de » Sun Nov 29, 2009 6:26 am

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Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Post by Mercutio » Sun Nov 29, 2009 9:21 am

G3n0c1de wrote:...
oh, man. :mrgreen: that was so funny it...

..left me speechless.
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Post by Loki » Sun Nov 29, 2009 3:32 pm

Mercutio wrote:
G3n0c1de wrote:...
oh, man. :mrgreen: that was so funny it...

..left me speechless.
(slow clap)

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Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Post by Silentcook » Sun Nov 29, 2009 5:16 pm

...oh bloody Hell. :shock: Ten minutes in the Sorry Corner, the lot of you. If only a :facepalm: icon was available.
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Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Post by Snicket » Sun Nov 29, 2009 7:14 pm

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Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Post by Bara » Sat Dec 05, 2009 4:26 am

Still the best damn thread on the board. You guys are making laugh (through the pain). :lol:

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Post by EternalLurker » Sat Dec 05, 2009 5:10 am

Bara wrote:Still the best damn thread on the board Internet.
Fixed.

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Post by Captain Niggawatts » Sun Dec 06, 2009 12:57 pm

Thought I'd try one of these.
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Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Post by G3n0c1de » Sun Dec 06, 2009 9:40 pm

Would the implied punchline be

Has a good heart?

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Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Post by G3n0c1de » Fri Dec 25, 2009 6:08 am

Merry Christmas.
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