Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

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Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Post by Anajamois » Sun May 16, 2010 7:48 pm

Thought i'd give this a go. It probably sucks, though.
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Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Post by Bara » Sun May 16, 2010 9:21 pm

Anajamois wrote:Thought i'd give this a go. It probably sucks, though.
With these the worse it sucks the better it is. The more mental/emotional damage inflicted on the audience the more they love it. (Buncha masochistic bastards that they are; so let you inner sadist run wild.) :lol:

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Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Post by G3n0c1de » Wed May 19, 2010 4:54 am

Anajamois wrote:Thought i'd give this a go. It probably sucks, though.
'Ats a gud one-liner guv'na!
It's a good thing Shizune is deaf, she is the only one who can stand (not) hearing "Wahaha~!" over and over.

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Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Post by G3n0c1de » Mon May 24, 2010 6:26 pm

Once more unto the breach, dear friends.
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Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Post by DESU » Mon May 24, 2010 6:44 pm

FINALLY someone gets the glasses right
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Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Post by toad » Tue May 25, 2010 1:00 am

Further adventures of Katawa Shoujo CSI.

"Cuff him Ren!"

(Ren kicks one of his legs out from under him, knee drops on him to knock the air out, and then using her dexterous feet, cuffs the suspects ankles together.)

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Post by Captain Niggawatts » Tue May 25, 2010 12:24 pm

toad wrote:Further adventures of Katawa Shoujo CSI.

"Cuff him Ren!"

(Ren kicks one of his legs out from under him, knee drops on him to knock the air out, and then using her dexterous feet, cuffs the suspects ankles together.)

Damn I've got to cut back on my prescription meds.
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Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Post by PharaohSauron » Tue May 25, 2010 11:41 pm

I didn't think this one up, but it was hilarious when I heard it.

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Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Post by Csihar » Wed May 26, 2010 1:23 am

Might as well give this a shot...
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Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Post by Smoku » Wed May 26, 2010 3:36 am

Yeah, perfect Horatio Caine. Even in the series none laugh at his jokes (even himself), yet I still would like to see more

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Post by Leotrak » Sat May 29, 2010 1:58 pm

I almost crapped my pants reading through this thread... XD

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Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Post by Bara » Sat May 29, 2010 5:05 pm

Leotrak wrote:I almost crapped my pants reading through this thread... XD
That's it! They are not painful enough! Turn the intensity up to 11! We want fecal matter, or at least skid marks!! :wink:

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Post by neumanproductions » Sat May 29, 2010 7:27 pm

Bara wrote:
Leotrak wrote:I almost crapped my pants reading through this thread... XD
That's it! They are not painful enough! Turn the intensity up to 11! We want fecal matter, or at least skid marks!! :wink:
I would think that is something that you should see Nurse about. :?
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Post by Leotrak » Mon May 31, 2010 7:07 am

Bara wrote:
Leotrak wrote:I almost crapped my pants reading through this thread... XD
That's it! They are not painful enough! Turn the intensity up to 11! We want fecal matter, or at least skid marks!! :wink:
Does a sore tummy that's been laughter-induced count? :P
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Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Post by G3n0c1de » Thu Jul 01, 2010 1:00 am

Happy first birthday, thread. Here's your present!
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