Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

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Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Post by flurk » Wed Jul 15, 2009 8:29 pm

DuaneMoody wrote:
SirMax wrote:every time I make one of these I feel a little worse about myself.
After that last one, you should.
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Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Post by SirMax » Wed Jul 15, 2009 8:36 pm

flurk wrote:
DuaneMoody wrote:
SirMax wrote:every time I make one of these I feel a little worse about myself.
After that last one, you should.
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what, the 2-C one or the leg it one?
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Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Post by G3n0c1de » Wed Jul 15, 2009 9:45 pm

SirMax wrote:2-C
... You have just leveled up. I present you with a bad shop of the original...

Edit: New and non-anorexic version. I kept the first one for posterity's sake.
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Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Post by Exdi » Wed Jul 15, 2009 9:57 pm

Looks like Rin did some serious dieting with that double facefoot

"2-C"... huhuhuh...
Not really a fan of plays on words. I perfer ones on stages.

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Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Post by G3n0c1de » Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:00 pm

In order to contort her body like that, she has to suck it all in.
It's a good thing Shizune is deaf, she is the only one who can stand (not) hearing "Wahaha~!" over and over.

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Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Post by Exdi » Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:20 pm

She must have a lot of air in her, which is unsurprising because she probably needs that much to be able to ramble on about the weird ideas that float in her head :?
Not really a fan of plays on words. I perfer ones on stages.

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Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Post by kobe » Thu Jul 16, 2009 7:16 am

SirMax wrote:2-C
Personally, I thought that one was pretty damn original!

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Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Post by G3n0c1de » Thu Jul 16, 2009 7:50 am

kobe wrote:Personally, I thought that one was pretty damn original!
Originallity doesn't make it any less of a groaner. Though yes, it is a great one-liner... Not counting the fact that the room numbers are composed of two digits... like 3-1, 3-2, and so forth.
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Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Post by SirMax » Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:28 am

G3n0c1de wrote:
kobe wrote:Personally, I thought that one was pretty damn original!
Originallity doesn't make it any less of a groaner. Though yes, it is a great one-liner... Not counting the fact that the room numbers are composed of two digits... like 3-1, 3-2, and so forth.
Well that's the classrooms, because it's what floor they're on then the number class on that floor. There could be homeroom classes or whatever with letters.

or maybe the joke just wouldn't work with 2-3
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Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Post by Bara » Fri Jul 17, 2009 11:59 pm

DuaneMoody wrote:
SirMax wrote:every time I make one of these I feel a little worse about myself.
After that last one, you should.
Agree. :D

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Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Post by -abscess » Sat Jul 18, 2009 9:57 pm

What's so bad with that joke? I laughed.

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Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Post by Exdi » Sun Jul 19, 2009 2:13 am

It was just so bad that it was good that it was bad.
Not really a fan of plays on words. I perfer ones on stages.

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Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Post by Snicket » Sun Jul 19, 2009 4:57 pm

ok i did a few more
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Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Post by G3n0c1de » Sun Jul 19, 2009 11:46 pm

Snicket wrote:three legged race
Oh wow. That was a good one. In the spirit of your joke, I present you with this.
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It's a good thing Shizune is deaf, she is the only one who can stand (not) hearing "Wahaha~!" over and over.

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Re: Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

Post by anon » Sun Jul 19, 2009 11:47 pm

OH SHI-

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