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by Karnewarrior » Sat Mar 02, 2013 9:47 pm
{A soft breeze is blowing as Lilly and Shizune stare at each other, fire in their eyes. Or at least, in Lillys case, vaguely in the direction of Shizune's translator.
A beat starts.
LILLY: Who's there? ...No answer?
Must be the deaf Furher rollin' up in in her panzer
Alright, bitch, let's start this show
I spit raps so hot, I singed Hanako
Let's go!
I missed beatin' on you-
'Cause every word that I'm sayin' just ain't getting through
How can you battle when you can't hear the beat?
You're like a dictator, only followed by sheep
I'd look at you, but that'd make me even blinder
You can back the hell off, put that in your binders.
I'm straight running the class
I got dat ass
I Got two ears that work so I'm hear to last
It's funny to me, that you think you can win
I've had more intelligent conversations with Kenji and Rin
SHIZUNE: [Oh snap, I'm in a fight with a bean pole
Can you hear me now? Yes or no,
'Cause I'm laughing at you, thinking I can be beat
By a half-breed bitch who can't even read
Hey Sataou! Can you hear me now?
I win my rap battles without making sound
Keepin' strict to the beat like the files in my paperclip
Only reason I'm winning is be-cause you're makin' it
Too easy.
What can I say?
Did I win the lottery today?
Because I feel like a billion yen, you look like twelve
And don't even get me started on the way you smell!
Only reason you're so popular is hanging of your chest
People like me because I'm just the best.
So your puny little fans can go kiss your ass
While you kiss mine because your time has passed.]
LILLY: At least I got fans, you just got slaves
Whip 'em back to work while you go away
And disgrace some desks, then yell at some first years
Where do you get off bringing kids to tears?
I guess it's true, you can call me Braveheart
'Cause I'm tearing your whole damn regime apart!
Your only friends only there because she can't find someone else
And you couldn't even think about how she felt.
You're selfish Sicchan
That's why the council left!
And after Misha grows a pair you'll be alone at that desk.
SHIZUNE: [Let's make this a game
Come on in and play
Let's play Wheres Waldo... oh wait.
Funny you should talk about friends, my dear
'Cause you only got one, from what I can hear!
Poor Hanako baby can only handle your presence
When you're also handing her expensive-ass presents!
Honestly Satou, I think you're just bitter
From being left by your parents like a peice of human litter.]
{Shizune spreads her arms in the universal sign for "come at me bro!" and walks backwards through the door.
Probably not my best one, but for something I wrote in like five minutes while listening to Ghandi and MLK jr go at it I feel like it's... acceptable. It feels good to get the idea off my head.
Raps in general don't go down so well on paper. If you feel like it's lacking something, try reading it aloud. You should (hopefully) find the beat naturally.