23 Things Hanako Ikezawa Wouldn't Say (Dialogue)

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Re: 23 Things Hanako Ikezawa Wouldn't Say (Dialogue)

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Things Hanako wouldn't say:

"Fuck white tiles, black tiles FTW!"

"I love booze!"

"Misha compliments me so well!"

Things people wouldn't say to Hanako:

"Your scars make you look prettier!" Even though we're all thinking it

"You should do more karaoke!"

"You should be in a death metal band!"

Things you should never say to Hanako but Hisao would anyway:

"You should expose more leg"

"I want to protect you forever and ever"

"Well, Lilly does have bigger boobs..."
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Re: 23 Things Hanako Ikezawa Wouldn't Say (Dialogue)

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1.Bacon is my favorite food; I like it nice and crispy
2.What's cookin' good lookin'
3.Hisao, do these shoes accentuate my scars?
4.I like my burgers like I like my skin-Burnt

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"Just walk normally! What the hell does it matter what color the floor tiles are?"
"Reading schmeading. I'm gonna hit the clubs."
"If you've got it, flaunt it."
More things that wouldn't be said to Hanako:
"Would you take that hat off? You look stupid in a hat."
"Must you always be the center of attention?"
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"My name is Bacontits, not Hanako!"
"I'm sorry Hisao, you're nice, you see me as an equal and all; but I actually love Lilly"
The same but with Akira.
"I have won a public speaking competition"
"Hey, Shizune's father is hot !"
"I have a chance as a porn actress, no ?"
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Zarys wrote:"I have won a public speaking competition"
Actually, "I have entered a public speaking competition." is unlikely enough.
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