23 Things Hanako Ikezawa Wouldn't Say (Dialogue)

[Sgt_Frog]

You know, Hanako probably does have some miniskirts in her closet. She just wears them with black (or another dark color) tights to hide the scars.

And if Yamaku had a pool, she'd probably like swimming. Deep scars like Hanako's tend to completely destroy any sweat glands that were there, so she probably needs extra help cooling off on hot days.

[Negativedarke]

You know, Hanako probably does have some miniskirts in her closet. She just wears them with black (or another dark color) tights to hide the scars.

And if Yamaku had a pool, she'd probably like swimming. Deep scars like Hanako's tend to completely destroy any sweat glands that were there, so she probably needs extra help cooling off on hot days.

Not so sure about that. Hanako is very shy, and if she showed up wearing a bathing suit, people would stare. We all know how she handles people staring at her. I figure she either soaks in the tub, or turns up the AC.

[OtakuNinja]

And if Yamaku had a pool, she'd probably like swimming.

Yamaku does have a pool. ^^

[Sgt_Frog]

You know, Hanako probably does have some miniskirts in her closet. She just wears them with black (or another dark color) tights to hide the scars.

And if Yamaku had a pool, she'd probably like swimming. Deep scars like Hanako's tend to completely destroy any sweat glands that were there, so she probably needs extra help cooling off on hot days.

Not so sure about that. Hanako is very shy, and if she showed up wearing a bathing suit, people would stare. We all know how she handles people staring at her. I figure she either soaks in the tub, or turns up the AC.

Easy solution: Get a wet suit. Full coverage from neck to wrists to ankles!

[lvrr325]

I see her turning up in a circa-1920s style suit that comes to the knee and has a big ruffle at the hips. A little goofy but entirely too cute to pick on.

[Torric]

"I only have one song on my iPod - Talking Head's "Burning Down The House"

[Negativedarke]

"Hey Hisao, want to take some nude photos of me?"
"I know I'm SMOKING HOT!"

[CaveRave]

Give me the chocolate Hiaso.

"The world is cruel, Hiaso, and the only morality in a cruel world is chance. Unbiased. Unprejudiced. Fair. Akira has the same chance she had: fifty-fifty."

[Exhausted, Wheezing, trying to regulate his heart] "What happened to Lilly wasn't chance. We decided to act, we three."'

"Then why was it me who was the only one who last everything? The Kenji chose me!"

"Because you were the best of us. He wanted to prove [Wheezes] to everyone that someone [Wheezes] as good as you, can fall."

"And he was right."

"You're the one pointing the gun, Hanako. So point it [Wheezes] at the people, who's responsible."

"Alright."

[Coin flips]

The Dark Knight -- Two Face

[Rhodri]

"When we do karaoke next, I want to sing 'Disco Inferno' and 'Danger! High Voltage'."
"My favourite film is The Towering Inferno!"

[emmjay]

"Oooh, this bikini would look great on me!"
"I wish I were more like you, Misha..."
"A date? Sorry, but my calender is full for the next month. I'm such a social butterfly, you know."
"I'm surprised my phone can hold this many contacts."
"Do you think I have a chance with Kenji?" (Granted, this one applies to just about every female at Yamaku.)
"Don't tell Lilly, but I'm only friends with her because her sister's so cool."

[poopooface]

Funny.

[bhtooefr]

Hey, that last one might actually be the real reason Hanako puts up with Lilly's shit, even if she'd never actually say that...

[Sea]

"Wanna bang?"

"That's a nice sweater vest you've got there"

"I think I'll get a hair cut"

"[REDACTED]*
on second thought . . . .

[ParagonTerminus]

"My favorite TF2 class is the Pyro!"

"Haters gonna hate!"

"I LOVE lemon lubricant!"

[emmjay]

"Oh, please. Whether in looks or personality, Lilly has nothing on me."
"I love meeting new people!"
[Singing] "If you want my body and you think I'm sexy..."
"You don't mother me nearly enough, Lilly."
And something that wouldn't be said to Hanako Ikezawa:
"Will you quiet down?"