The Hilarious/Retarded Idea Thread!

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Re: The Hilarious/Retarded Idea Thread!

Post by Mirage_GSM » Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:00 am

It might have been a bit funnier if you had refrained from explaining the joke in the end...
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Re: Strange LillyxHisao Concept

Post by Leotrak » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:04 am

Shujoxa wrote:That's where it ended, and like I said, I have no intention of ever picking this up to try to write a full fanfic out of it, I don't do fanfiction.
That's what I thought, right until I had my first insane idea ">_>
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Re: Strange LillyxHisao Concept

Post by Darlat » Tue Apr 12, 2011 9:38 am

Shujoxa wrote:Just a concept, I'm not gonna create a full fanfic or anything out of this, but I got the random thought where Lilly's path tries to pan out, but every time they try to have sex, Hisao ejaculates as soon as she touches his member.

After this has happened a few times, he goes to see a doctor outside of the school (he doesn't want to risk the possibility of word getting all over campus that he gets too excited too quickly). Turns out, the doctor's a hot woman (though in Hisao's eyes, not quite as attractive as Lilly.) There are no other doctors in, so after Hisao (with massive embarrassment) tells the doctor what's been happening, she comes onto him, saying she needs to "properly examine him." They have sex, Hisao has no "problems," and while it's obvious that it's just his feelings for Lilly, the doctor schedules a follow-up visit for a week later.

That's where it ended, and like I said, I have no intention of ever picking this up to try to write a full fanfic out of it, I don't do fanfiction.
Wasn't there an hentai where this happened?
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Re: Strange LillyxHisao Concept

Post by Shujoxa » Thu Apr 14, 2011 6:06 am

Darlat wrote:
Shujoxa wrote:Just a concept, I'm not gonna create a full fanfic or anything out of this, but I got the random thought where Lilly's path tries to pan out, but every time they try to have sex, Hisao ejaculates as soon as she touches his member.

After this has happened a few times, he goes to see a doctor outside of the school (he doesn't want to risk the possibility of word getting all over campus that he gets too excited too quickly). Turns out, the doctor's a hot woman (though in Hisao's eyes, not quite as attractive as Lilly.) There are no other doctors in, so after Hisao (with massive embarrassment) tells the doctor what's been happening, she comes onto him, saying she needs to "properly examine him." They have sex, Hisao has no "problems," and while it's obvious that it's just his feelings for Lilly, the doctor schedules a follow-up visit for a week later.

That's where it ended, and like I said, I have no intention of ever picking this up to try to write a full fanfic out of it, I don't do fanfiction.
Wasn't there an hentai where this happened?
No, there are probably over nine thousand hentais where this has happened.
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Re: Strange LillyxHisao Concept

Post by scott1and » Thu Apr 14, 2011 6:29 am

Shujoxa wrote:
Darlat wrote:
Shujoxa wrote:Just a concept, I'm not gonna create a full fanfic or anything out of this, but I got the random thought where Lilly's path tries to pan out, but every time they try to have sex, Hisao ejaculates as soon as she touches his member.

After this has happened a few times, he goes to see a doctor outside of the school (he doesn't want to risk the possibility of word getting all over campus that he gets too excited too quickly). Turns out, the doctor's a hot woman (though in Hisao's eyes, not quite as attractive as Lilly.) There are no other doctors in, so after Hisao (with massive embarrassment) tells the doctor what's been happening, she comes onto him, saying she needs to "properly examine him." They have sex, Hisao has no "problems," and while it's obvious that it's just his feelings for Lilly, the doctor schedules a follow-up visit for a week later.

That's where it ended, and like I said, I have no intention of ever picking this up to try to write a full fanfic out of it, I don't do fanfiction.
Wasn't there an hentai where this happened?
No, there are probably over nine thousand hentais where this has happened.
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Re: The Hilarious/Retarded Idea Thread!

Post by Grand Haberdasher » Sat Apr 16, 2011 2:24 am

ContinualNaba wrote:We stop making threads like this.
But this thread could keep the most retarded ideas in one place, rather than spraying them like bukkake all over the forum.
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Re: The Hilarious/Retarded Idea Thread!

Post by Shujoxa » Sun Apr 24, 2011 11:11 am

"What Fourth Wall?" - yet another snippet that will never be expanded upon.

I woke up the next morning and glanced over. Shizune slept soundly with a small smile on her face, and I could only hope that meant that it had something to do with last night, despite the fact that I failed to break my record of how long I'd been lasting. Even half a year after I'd met her, I'd never gotten over how beautiful a smile she had, and I smirked as I got an idea of how I could make her smile even more. What if I made love to her while she was asleep? It seemed like a good idea at first, but then I realized it could also backfire badly. Suddenly two floating yellow boxes appeared in front of me, each had text written on them. These goddamn things had been popping up at random times ever since I started attending Yamaku. With a small groan, I read them.

[Try to make love to her]

[Abandon the idea]

After considering the options, I poked "try to make love to her" to make the damn things go away, and then moved toward her. As I'm moving in, however, she wakes up, and knows exactly what I was doing. the smile she had in her sleep is gone, and she looks pissed. I open my mouth to explain, forgetting she's deaf, not that it matters, as before I can get a word out, she punches me square in the jaw. I hit the bed hard, and Shizune dresses and leaves the room. As I taste blood in my mouth, I wonder, where the fuck is the yellow box to apologize and admit I deserved that?
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Re: The Hilarious/Retarded Idea Thread!

Post by bradpara » Wed May 18, 2011 7:23 pm

The Girls are all into Cosplay.

The rest just writes itself.
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Re: The Hilarious/Retarded Idea Thread!

Post by A1phaDrag0n » Thu May 19, 2011 1:32 am

Potentially retarded idea: The first marker is uncovered and an outbreak of necromorphism hits the world like a sledge hammer, all I can see is an infector and Rin being locked in a confused staring contest... :lol:
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Re: The Hilarious/Retarded Idea Thread!

Post by yr4c041x » Fri Jan 06, 2012 8:25 pm

Is this retarded enough to belong here?
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Re: The Hilarious/Retarded Idea Thread!

Post by CindehQ » Tue Jan 10, 2012 10:14 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3meOmF_mHI

I bet Misha and Shizune do this together when no one's looking.
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Re: The Hilarious/Retarded Idea Thread!

Post by Lunar Archivist » Tue Jan 10, 2012 2:47 pm

"Threesome" scene between Misha, Shizune, and Hisao where only the latter two are actually having sex but Misha is actively translating their pillow talk, moans, and groans using sign language the whole time. :lol:

Bonus points if Shizune and Misha are acting naturally and Hisao just feels awkward as hell about the whole setup.

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Re: The Hilarious/Retarded Idea Thread!

Post by Evvinartopski » Thu Jan 12, 2012 2:42 pm

Lunar Archivist wrote:"Threesome" scene between Misha, Shizune, and Hisao where only the latter two are actually having sex but Misha is actively translating their pillow talk, moans, and groans using sign language the whole time. :lol:

Bonus points if Shizune and Misha are acting naturally and Hisao just feels awkward as hell about the whole setup.
Misha'll probably love to.

Also, reposting from the Hanako thread... it'll probably fit better in here.
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Re: The Hilarious/Retarded Idea Thread!

Post by bradpara » Thu Jan 12, 2012 4:06 pm

CindehQ wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3meOmF_mHI

I bet Misha and Shizune do this together when no one's looking.
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Re: The Hilarious/Retarded Idea Thread!

Post by Guest » Fri Jan 13, 2012 4:15 am

Lunar Archivist wrote:"Threesome" scene between Misha, Shizune, and Hisao where only the latter two are actually having sex but Misha is actively translating their pillow talk, moans, and groans using sign language the whole time. :lol:

Bonus points if Shizune and Misha are acting naturally and Hisao just feels awkward as hell about the whole setup.
Better idea. Shizune and Hisao in some random motel room or whatever, going at it hot-n-heavy... and Misha's sitting in a chair by the bed, fully clothed and leafing through a magazine, while vocalizing all Shicchan's various moans and such with the same "neutral" attitude as any other translation scene.

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