all i want are some frikkin crips with frikkin laser beams

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all i want are some frikkin crips with frikkin laser beams

Post by Caesius » Sun Aug 16, 2009 4:08 pm

attached to their heads


This forum has been boring. So ITT, we discuss possibilities for SUPERPOWERZ!!!1 (also costumes and all manner of superhero-ness)


Lilly: Laser Vision!!! (It's not like she'll need her eyes if she ends up melting them.)

Misha: Sonic Boom, obviously

Shizune: Probably no real superpowers, just awesome gadgets and a sexy costume like Batman. I'm not creative enough to think of specific gadgets or a costume design though.

Emi: teh flash

Rin: Ostrich legs. One kick to the chest causes a gory explosion. and yes, ostriches have a deadly kick, look it up.

Hisao: "I am the bone of my sword." Also, his semen possesses a supernatural energy. But if he doesn't learn to contain it, then it will kill him

Kenji: Not a superhero, but megalomaniacal madman hellbent on conquering female civilization. They call him... K. Bison

Nurse: Probably somethin' boring like minor healing powers at first. Then he gets killed off for no real reason, the characters mourn him even though the audience doesn't really care, and comes back as a bad guy with super pedo powers. He then proceeds to become the most popular character with rabid fangirls writing Nurse/Kenji slash fiction.
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Re: all i want are some frikkin crips with frikkin laser beams

Post by ZystraL » Sun Aug 16, 2009 4:17 pm

Muto - He can fly. no big deal. He can dispatch of his enemies by ranting, except this has major reprucussions like stopping time and messing with his heart.
Nomiya - Is a fat guy in underpants with no power and is the token retard of any superhero team (like Wonder Woman)
Hanako - Mind Control. For realz. Or perhaps she has this awesome ability where every carbon-based bio-organism she touches ends up decaying 4 times faster than normal and she then she doesn't age for 4 years. Yeah.
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Re: all i want are some frikkin crips with frikkin laser beams

Post by delta » Sun Aug 16, 2009 4:34 pm

Caesius wrote:a sexy costume like Batman
Thanks for reminding me of Batman & Robin.
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Re: all i want are some frikkin crips with frikkin laser beams

Post by Duo2Cuo » Sun Aug 16, 2009 4:37 pm

delta wrote:
Caesius wrote:a sexy costume like Batman
Thanks for reminding me of Batman & Robin.
Misha being an obese Robin, of course.

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Post by Caesius » Sun Aug 16, 2009 5:58 pm

ZystraL wrote:Hanako - Mind Control. For realz. Or perhaps she has this awesome ability where every carbon-based bio-organism she touches ends up decaying 4 times faster than normal and she then she doesn't age for 4 years. Yeah.
Damn, I knew I was missing someone. Hanako's power is obviously invisibility.

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Caesius wrote:a sexy costume like Batman
Thanks for reminding me of Batman & Robin.
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Re: all i want are some frikkin crips with frikkin laser beams

Post by Guest » Sun Aug 16, 2009 10:18 pm

Shizune has the power of persuasion. Check out Obi Wan when he does the "These are not the droids you're looking for"-thing. It's freaking sign language. Of course, it's kinda hampered by the fact she can't give vocal suggestions.

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Re: all i want are some frikkin crips with frikkin laser beams

Post by Deimos » Sun Aug 16, 2009 10:42 pm

Guest wrote:Shizune has the power of persuasion. Check out Obi Wan when he does the "These are not the droids you're looking for"-thing. It's freaking sign language. Of course, it's kinda hampered by the fact she can't give vocal suggestions.
She has 'Misha the Hutt' for giving vocal suggestions.
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Re: all i want are some frikkin crips with frikkin laser beams

Post by Ozymil » Sun Aug 16, 2009 11:07 pm

If Shizune is Obi Wan, then Misha has to be JarJar.
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Re: all i want are some frikkin crips with frikkin laser beams

Post by disturbedthoughts » Sun Aug 16, 2009 11:18 pm

Ozymil wrote:If Shizune is Obi Wan, then Misha has to be JarJar.
Ok, that one made laugh quite hard. :lol:
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Re: all i want are some frikkin crips with frikkin laser beams

Post by bitpeg » Sun Aug 16, 2009 11:57 pm

They already have superpowers, they just aren't able to use them

Rin has the ability to conjure fire from her hands.

Hanako's skin can glow if it's unharmed.

Shizune has the ability of super hearing.

Misha... is a powerless side kick.

Lilly has X Ray vision.

Emi has levitating feet.
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Re: all i want are some frikkin crips with frikkin laser beams

Post by Guest » Mon Aug 17, 2009 12:04 am

She has 'Misha the Hutt' for giving vocal suggestions
That's exactly why it doesn't work. In order for the mind trick to work, a subtle vocal suggestion is needed, so the victim relaxes and remains unaware he's being manipulated. "Join the student council, Hicchan!!!!" is Misha's limit on subtleness, so the trick keeps failing despite the fact Shizune is throwing "the gesture" around like there's no tomorrow.

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Re: all i want are some frikkin crips with frikkin laser beams

Post by Caesius » Mon Aug 17, 2009 5:50 am

bitpeg wrote:They already have superpowers, they just aren't able to use them
Because if they are seen using their powers, they have to go back to the land of magic?
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Re: all i want are some frikkin crips with frikkin laser beams

Post by U.T. Raptor » Mon Aug 17, 2009 6:42 am

Caesius wrote:Lilly: Laser Vision!!! (It's not like she'll need her eyes if she ends up melting them.)
Punches from the Punch Dimension?
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Re: all i want are some frikkin crips with frikkin laser beams

Post by Caesius » Mon Aug 17, 2009 4:33 pm

I don't get the reference.



Is... Is she half-naked? Or is this a case of impossible shirt?
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Re: all i want are some frikkin crips with frikkin laser beams

Post by ccdr » Mon Aug 17, 2009 6:23 pm

Caesius wrote:I don't get the reference.



Is... Is she half-naked? Or is this a case of impossible shirt?
for the love of god i hope you are being sarcastic
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