ARE YOU READY TO ROCK, YAMAKU

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ARE YOU READY TO ROCK, YAMAKU

Post by DuaneMoody » Thu May 14, 2009 3:48 pm

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Reposted from a thread yesterday on /co/, a group effort

It's Kenji Seto with his number one hit BITCHES DON'T KNOW (BOUT WHAT I KNOW BOUT BITCHES!)

"And now I'd like to dedicate this one to Rin, a little something from Creed."
"See Rin, he's not such a prick after all."
"With arms wide opennnnn..."

"Now I'd like to dedicate this one to Emi!"
"Oh God..."
"GO AHEAD AAAAAND JUMP! JUMP!"

"This next one goes out to Lilly. Peter Gabriel's 'In Your Eyes'."
"What. A. Dick."

"And now, for Shizune, John Cage's immortal 4'33"."

"You suck!"
"Ah, that's right, you thought I forgot you Misha. Now, Garbage's immortal hit, 'stupid girl.'"

"And HERE's one for lil' Hanako over there!"
"KENJI YOU BETTER NOT EVEN THINK AB-"
"Buuuuurn baby burn! Disco inferno! Buuuuuuurn baby burn! Burn that mother down!"

"I believe your 'concert' is over, Kenji."
"And let's have a big hand for Muto-sensei, who works so closely with all these fine ladies on a daily basis! 'Don't stand, don't stand so, don't stand so close to me'---hey! Leggo! You can't do this to me!"
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Re: ARE YOU READY TO ROCK, YAMAKU

Post by SnigendePind » Thu May 14, 2009 4:44 pm

Ahahahahahahhahaha!!! That made my day! =D =D
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Re: ARE YOU READY TO ROCK, YAMAKU

Post by kobe » Fri May 15, 2009 2:58 pm

Oh..my..god...LOL!
srsly, this made my effin day!
i especially liked
"And now, for Shizune, John Cage's immortal 4'33"."

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Post by Bara » Fri May 15, 2009 5:01 pm

Twisted... deliciously twisted. :twisted:

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Post by DuaneMoody » Fri May 15, 2009 5:07 pm

/co/mrades are pretty conditioned to recognize "guitar hands" in comic book poses and shoop what's needed into them. For the record, all but two of the above "tributes" were mine (and MTL vastly improved my "Bitches Don't Know" song title).

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Post by Mercutio » Fri May 15, 2009 6:17 pm

ROCK!!!

that was fucking hilarious. "bitches don't know (what I know about bitches) totally needs to get into the game at some point. :mrgreen:

also: bonus points for Misha's song. I thought I was the last living Garbage fan.
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Emi = Hanako > Lilly > Rin >>>>>>> Shizune
amazing how preference changes now that the game's actually out.
Akira/Hanako for the win. Meiko/Nurse for even more win. Miki/Misha for win that goes BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLE.

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Re: ARE YOU READY TO ROCK, YAMAKU

Post by Blue Canary » Fri May 15, 2009 10:58 pm

What, no Pat Benatar's Heartbreaker for Hisao?

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Re: ARE YOU READY TO ROCK, YAMAKU

Post by DuaneMoody » Fri May 15, 2009 11:29 pm

Blue Canary wrote:What, no Pat Benatar's Heartbreaker for Hisao?
Believe me, I thought of it.

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Post by Thistledown » Sat May 16, 2009 12:33 am

Blue Canary wrote:What, no Pat Benatar's Heartbreaker for Hisao?
'course not. Hisao and Kenji are chill. Bros like them don't do what them feminist pigs do!

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Re: ARE YOU READY TO ROCK, YAMAKU

Post by Xaphan » Fri May 22, 2009 10:19 pm

I have to give you HUGE FUCKING pros on that one man, I have tears in my eyes for god's sake! Very clever!
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Post by Squirg » Sun May 24, 2009 8:18 pm

That was surprisingly hilarious
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Post by Roxius » Sun May 24, 2009 8:50 pm

I caught all the references of the song names and lyrics to the characters' disablities, but...for some reason, I didn't think it was funny at all, even though that's the sort of thing I would pobably have written about...
You just KNOW there's gonna be a Nurse X Akira X Hanako threesome witnessed by Yuuko at SOME point during the Emi path...in Lilly's room.

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Post by Spoon » Sun May 24, 2009 9:32 pm

I've got you... under my skin.
I've got you... deep in the heart of me.
So deep in my heart, that you're really a part of me.
I've got you, under my skin.
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Re: ARE YOU READY TO ROCK, YAMAKU

Post by Roxius » Sun May 24, 2009 9:32 pm

Spoon wrote:I've got you... under my skin.
I've got you... deep in the heart of me.
So deep in my heart, that you're really a part of me.
I've got you, under my skin.
Huh?
You just KNOW there's gonna be a Nurse X Akira X Hanako threesome witnessed by Yuuko at SOME point during the Emi path...in Lilly's room.

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Re: ARE YOU READY TO ROCK, YAMAKU

Post by Spoon » Sun May 24, 2009 9:44 pm

Attempting to make an arrhythmia joke, did not work out so great.

Or maybe I just like Frank Sinatra. A lot.
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