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Re: Katawa DLCs

Post by Steinherz » Sun Dec 14, 2014 4:15 pm

Munchenhausen wrote:
Valjean Lafitte wrote:
Munchenhausen wrote: Obviously it'd be the Track captain ;)
Change it to a bisexual route that culminates in an anal threesome with Emi and the Captain, and I'm in. :lol:
So... Would that be Hisao in the middle?
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That just reminded me: Most of the time any gay male in an anime-ish setting is hung like a god.
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Re: Katawa DLCs

Post by Valjean Lafitte » Sun Dec 14, 2014 4:31 pm

*sniff* It's beginning to smell a bit..lemony in here.
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Re: Katawa DLCs

Post by SpunkySix » Sun Dec 14, 2014 6:28 pm

Rhodri wrote:Or a DP on Emi.

R.I.P. Emi's Anus
R.I.P. my right hand

The Edutainment Pack:

Learn everything that Hisao does in real time! Experience every dull lecture that Hisao experiences in full detail, and maybe pick up some new science tidbits to impress people at parties with a long the way.
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Re: Katawa DLCs

Post by Rhodri » Sun Dec 14, 2014 7:18 pm

SpunkySix wrote:
Rhodri wrote:Or a DP on Emi.

R.I.P. Emi's Anus
R.I.P. my right hand
:lol:

God I missed having you around Spunky!

If Dewelar's Emi is anything to go by, this dream pairing could work if she offers Hisao a nice incentive as an award.
Dewelar wrote:Emi rolls her eyes. "You do know that girls have hair in places other than their heads, right? I mean, I know you told me you've had sex before, so I figured..."

"Oh! You mean...she..."

"Yeah, she has to get that done, too. Not as often as a regular haircut, but once a season or so. I've done it for her a couple of times, but I'm always scared my hand's gonna slip or something." Unbidden, a scene comes to my mind of Emi...tending to Rin. I've never really thought about Rin that way, but the concept is undeniably erotic. My mind is cleared instantaneously by a punch to the shoulder. "Pervert," Emi says with a grin on her face.

"Hey! I thought I was the mind reader here!" I protest as Emi breaks out laughing. "Besides, can you blame me? How would you react if you heard that Kenji and I..." I decide not to finish that sentence for the sake of the contents of my own stomach. Looking over at Emi, her face looks a bit green as well.

"Um, can we leave Setou out of this, Hisao? I'd really prefer not to think about him at all."

"Heh, gladly."

Emi leers at me a bit, then says, "Now, if instead you had said you and...say...Kenta, then you might be onto something."

"Kenta?"

"You know, the captain of the track team? I mean, it helps that he's gay himself, so he wouldn't mind..."

"Ah...um..." I stammer. I've entered a world I'd only read about.
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Re: Katawa DLCs

Post by Munchenhausen » Sun Dec 14, 2014 7:21 pm

SpunkySix wrote:The Edutainment Pack:
Learn everything that Hisao does in real time! Experience every dull lecture that Hisao experiences in full detail, and maybe pick up some new science tidbits to impress people at parties with a long the way.
10/10 would purchase
Probably cheaper than going to Uni.

'Cupid's Advocate' Addon Route Pack
Have you ever looked around you and found yourself surrounded by undiscovered romance? People who go so well together, however neither realise it? People who think they're in love, but daren't risk making a move? Do you just like shipping other people together? Buy this DLC, you hopeless romantic.
  • Molly is finding herself falling for a certain artist, but he is completely oblivious! Duty calls!
  • Kenta's enjoyed plenty of meaningless buttsex, but he's finding it all a bit repetitive. Can you help him find someone more permanent?
  • It seems everyone can tell the Newspaper Club have underlying feelings for eachother but themselves! Give them a gentle push in the right direction!

'Suzu's Scripts' DLC
Has ever a thought wander'd thine head, as curious as this? What the novel would be like, if t'were written in the prose and grace of the Renaissance-Era master of literature himself?
  • Re-read the entirety of Katawa Shoujo in the style of William Shakespeare!*
  • Comes bundled with the Suzu Suzuki Addon Route!
  • Make yourself feel like a smart, cultured person despite reading a story about some unfit bloke who fucks kawaii Japanese cripples!
*Original routes and Suzu's route compatible only. Like fuck am I re-writing every DLC route that's released in Shakespearian.
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I also occasionally write oneshots. Why not have a skimread?
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Re: Katawa DLCs

Post by Rhodri » Sun Dec 14, 2014 7:59 pm

Katawa Kreator
Are you looking for the crippled waifu of your dreams? Do you feel that your favourite OC or background character deserves a full authentic range of KS style sprites? Do you want to see Meiko naked? Well look no further, for after many years of hard work by the in-house art team*, 4LS is proud to announce that the custom character creation kit is here at last!
*Slaving away in Suriko’s secret Taiwanese sweatshop

Use a vast range of body components and shapes to build a series of sprites from the ground up! Use the expression tool to pose your new creation! Dress (or undress them) with the extensive range of clothing available in the wardrobe! When done, you can make the final touches with the Cripple Customiser! With this amazing function, you removes limbs, add canes and eye patches, cloudy eyes and add all the scar tissue you can ever dream of!

What’s that? There’s more? Oh yes! Not only can you create new sprites, you can import existing ones and further modify them! Give Rin arms, dress the Nurse in Hideaki’s clothes, put Akira’s rape face on Yukko, have Meiko go around everywhere in the nude, turn Lilly’s cane into…whatever YOU want! The possibilities are endless!

All of this is yours for £29.99
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Re: Katawa DLCs

Post by Munchenhausen » Sun Dec 14, 2014 8:22 pm

Rhodri wrote:Katawa Kreator
...Do you want to see Meiko naked?...
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Like stupid, silly doodles with no point? You've come to the right place, friend :^)
I also occasionally write oneshots. Why not have a skimread?
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Re: Katawa DLCs

Post by Mirage_GSM » Mon Dec 15, 2014 6:50 am

Munchenhausen wrote:
  • Re-read the entirety of Katawa Shoujo in the style of William Shakespeare!*
*Original routes and Suzu's route compatible only. Like fuck am I re-writing every DLC route that's released in Shakespearian.
Hey, I've got the beginning of that DLC right here. :mrgreen:
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Re: Katawa DLCs

Post by Valjean Lafitte » Mon Dec 15, 2014 9:54 am

Rhodri wrote:
If Dewelar's Emi is anything to go by, this dream pairing could work if she offers Hisao a nice incentive as an award.
Dewelar wrote:
"Yeah, she has to get that done, too. Not as often as a regular haircut, but once a season or so. I've done it for her a couple of times, but I'm always scared my hand's gonna slip or something." Unbidden, a scene comes to my mind of Emi...tending to Rin. I've never really thought about Rin that way, but the concept is undeniably erotic. My mind is cleared instantaneously by a punch to the shoulder. "Pervert," Emi says with a grin on her face.
Maybe I'm missing something in the context of that scene, but would Rin really have to shave down there? I find Emi's phrasing there a bit odd, considering how much more common it is in Japan for women to not shave their pubic hair.

Most Japanese women polled in a recent survey (56.2%) said they do nothing with their pubic hair, not even trim it.

Not surprising to anyone who's ever seen Japanese porn, but I thought it'd be cool to see if research supports that idea anyway.
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Re: Katawa DLCs

Post by 300BillionDegrees » Mon Dec 15, 2014 11:23 am

Maybe not *have to*, but it sure looks she does in the game. Maybe more of a hygiene thing in her case.

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Re: Katawa DLCs

Post by Charmant » Mon Dec 15, 2014 11:21 pm

DLC that ends act one with Hisao waking from a coma. Remainder of game is Iwanako route.

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Re: Katawa DLCs

Post by SpunkySix » Tue Dec 16, 2014 12:13 am

Charmant wrote:DLC that ends act one with Hisao waking from a coma. Remainder of game is Iwanako route.
DLC that ends with Hisao waking up from a coma AFTER finishing a girl's route. Remainder of it is him crying his eyes out with a broken heart and then having to deal with the same feelings everybody who plays his goddamn game has to.
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Re: Katawa DLCs

Post by brythain » Tue Dec 16, 2014 12:27 am

SpunkySix wrote:
Charmant wrote:DLC that ends act one with Hisao waking from a coma. Remainder of game is Iwanako route.
DLC that ends with Hisao waking up from a coma AFTER finishing a girl's route. Remainder of it is him crying his eyes out with a broken heart and then having to deal with the same feelings everybody who plays his goddamn game has to.
And then in an epic reversal, we get to see Emi's route where she is playing the DLC, gets to this point and then cries, remembering that he actually didn't wake up...
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Re: Katawa DLCs

Post by SpunkySix » Tue Dec 16, 2014 12:55 am

brythain wrote:
SpunkySix wrote:
Charmant wrote:DLC that ends act one with Hisao waking from a coma. Remainder of game is Iwanako route.
DLC that ends with Hisao waking up from a coma AFTER finishing a girl's route. Remainder of it is him crying his eyes out with a broken heart and then having to deal with the same feelings everybody who plays his goddamn game has to.
And then in an epic reversal, we get to see Emi's route where she is playing the DLC, gets to this point and then cries, remembering that he actually didn't wake up...
And then, for an extra $5, you get to see Rin realize that none of it is real and struggle to make sense of what the flying fuck reality even is.
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Re: Katawa DLCs

Post by Broomhead » Tue Dec 16, 2014 1:05 am

SpunkySix wrote:
brythain wrote:
SpunkySix wrote:DLC that ends with Hisao waking up from a coma AFTER finishing a girl's route. Remainder of it is him crying his eyes out with a broken heart and then having to deal with the same feelings everybody who plays his goddamn game has to.
And then in an epic reversal, we get to see Emi's route where she is playing the DLC, gets to this point and then cries, remembering that he actually didn't wake up...
And then, for an extra $5, you get to see Rin realize that none of it is real and struggle to make sense of what the flying fuck reality even is.
For an extra $10, you can get Rin, Lilly, and Hanako to take the red pill, and fight against their robotic masters in all-new slow-mo footage animated by Michael Bay and James Cameron.
Lilly = Rin > Hanako > Emi > Misha > Shizune

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