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Re: Katawa DLCs

Post by ParagonTerminus » Tue Dec 30, 2014 11:40 am

Ryusashi wrote:
SpunkySix wrote:
Ryusashi wrote:Kawaii Pack
for an additional $3 potato-san can now be yours in a new route.
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The love scene
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Quick, edit your post and remove the large image you posted, before it's too late! I think I hear the Italian singing approaching this thread already...

Also, I think we all know where Potato-san is going.
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Re: Katawa DLCs

Post by Munchenhausen » Tue Dec 30, 2014 2:38 pm

Shingeki No Katawa
You know that manga-turned-anime about loads of naked giants walking around like lobotomised cannibals? Yeah, that one! For the low price of £4.99 (or alternatively by sending me a 20x40x10(cm) box full of Maltesers), you too can own the addon expansion pack that introduces four new Titan-Killing ladies into your favourite Titanless cripple fucking simulator!
Well, they're not titan killers anymore. They're just regular cripples. You know, since titans do not really exist. Disabled people do, however.
  • Mikasa Ackerman
    Cool, Collected, Calm and Crippled from the waist down! Meet this wheelchair-bound beauty in the Yamaku Main Courtyards!
  • Sasha Blouse
    The girl with one leg and one hell of an appetite! Encounter Sasha in the cafeteria!
  • Annie Leonhart
    This blonde will leave you breathless, just like her Pulmonary Fibrosis leaves her! See Annie battle her own fitness in the School's Gym!
  • Hange Zoë
    The optimist with low vision, and an astounding affinity for biology! Stumble upon this crazy lass in the Biology labs!
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Re: Katawa DLCs

Post by ParagonTerminus » Tue Dec 30, 2014 3:33 pm

Munchenhausen wrote:Overrated Anime DLC
You know what manga-turned-anime about loads of naked giants walking around like lobotomised cannibals? Yeah, that one! For the low price of £4.99 (or alternatively by sending me a 20x40x10(cm) box full of Maltesers), you too can own the addon expansion pack that introduces four new Titan-Killing ladies into your favourite Titanless cripple fucking simulator!
Well, they're not titan killers anymore. They're just regular cripples. You know, since titans do not really exist. Disabled people do, however.
  • Mikasa Ackerman
    Cool, Collected, Calm and Crippled from the waist down! Meet this wheelchair-bound beauty in the Yamaku Main Courtyards!
  • Sasha Blouse
    The girl with one leg and one hell of an appetite! Encounter Sasha in the cafeteria!
  • Annie Leonhart
    This blonde will leave you breathless, just like her Pulmonary Fibrosis leaves her! See Annie battle her own fitness in the School's Gym!
  • Hange Zoë
    The optimist with low vision, and an astounding affinity for biology! Stumble upon this crazy lass in the Biology labs!
FTFY.

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Re: Katawa DLCs

Post by CoffeeDrive » Tue Dec 30, 2014 5:05 pm

ParagonTerminus wrote: FTFY.

*ducks from incoming flak*
I actually agree with you. Although Mikasa as a cripple would be pretty interesting.
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Re: Katawa DLCs

Post by SpunkySix » Tue Dec 30, 2014 5:39 pm

ParagonTerminus wrote:Quick, edit your post and remove the large image you posted
What large image? :wink:
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Re: Katawa DLC

Post by ParagonTerminus » Wed Dec 31, 2014 9:40 am

SpunkySix wrote:
ParagonTerminus wrote:Quick, edit your post and remove the large image you posted
What large image? :wink:
He got cooked.

o7 to him.

Back on track...

MLG DLC

Ever wanted to noscope Kenji while wearing a sexy fedora while your chosen cripple guzzles on Doritos and Mountain Dew? Now you can! Adds:
-A sniper rifle (without scope, because you're not MLG unless you noscope)
-Fedora (skip all the pansy-ass "feels" and get straight to the H-scenes! No girl will be able to resist your sexyness!)
-A neckbeard! (For looking even sexier)
-Doritos! (Because everyone loves chips)
-Mountain Dew (Totally nor sponsoring anyone here)
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Re: Katawa DLCs

Post by SpunkySix » Fri Jan 23, 2015 12:22 am

For a mere 50 cents, you can unlock the choice of buying a tiny pet Emi crab. Any scene set in Hisao's room will feature wacky hijinks in the background, courtesy of a mini crustacean with twintails and fake legs.
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Re: Katawa DLCs

Post by Atario » Sat Jan 24, 2015 2:27 am

And for a mere dollar more, the crabs get really small — and numerous, and bitey, and hang around in your pubic hair.
NB: none of the above is a request

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Re: Katawa DLCs

Post by SpunkySix » Sat Jan 24, 2015 3:01 am

Atario wrote:And for a mere dollar more, the crabs get really small — and numerous, and bitey, and hang around in your pubic hair.
But they're still cute and athletic, right?
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Re: Katawa DLCs

Post by BMFJack » Sat Jan 24, 2015 3:42 am

Yes, but you can only see them clearly with some form of magnification.

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Re: Katawa DLCs

Post by brythain » Sat Jan 24, 2015 6:33 am

BMFJack wrote:Yes, but you can only see them clearly with some form of magnification.
That would be the track-and-field equivalent of the 'sea monkey' craze, I suppose. :D
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Re: Katawa DLCs

Post by SpunkySix » Sat Jan 24, 2015 5:36 pm

BMFJack wrote:Yes, but you can only see them clearly with some form of magnification.
Worth the $1.50, imo.
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Re: Katawa DLCs

Post by Munchenhausen » Sun Jan 25, 2015 2:15 pm

SpunkySix wrote:
Atario wrote:And for a mere dollar more, the crabs get really small — and numerous, and bitey, and hang around in your pubic hair.
But they're still cute and athletic, right?
Do they give you motivation and keep you going when your body feels like it's ready to give in? Will it enable you to run the 100m sprint when your body gives up after 75m? Will it remind you that only you can make yourself a better person?

Because if so, yes please.
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Re: Katawa DLCs

Post by BMFJack » Mon Jan 26, 2015 4:44 am

Munchenhausen wrote:Do they give you motivation and keep you going when your body feels like it's ready to give in? Will it enable you to run the 100m sprint when your body gives up after 75m? Will it remind you that only you can make yourself a better person?

Because if so, yes please.
They do, but it costs an extra $3.69 to unlock the "Motivational" package, $6.39 for the "Surpass your physical limitations" package, and $9.63 for the "Awesome personal advice" package.

Man, the devs could be so rich.

But I'm glad they aren't ;)

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Re: Katawa DLCs

Post by SpunkySix » Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:45 am

I've heard the scene where Hisao accidentally spills them into his pubes is pretty expensive.
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