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Re: Katawa DLCs

Post by ParagonTerminus » Thu Dec 25, 2014 6:17 am

Miki Path DLC - €00.00

SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKER
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Re: Katawa DLCs

Post by SpunkySix » Thu Dec 25, 2014 8:08 am

ParagonTerminus wrote:Miki Path DLC - €00.00

SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKER
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Waking up on Christmas Eve and finding out that not only does Miki have a path now, but you can totally ditch Sweater Boy for the sweet lesbian romance Misha wants but can't have- PRICLESS
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Re: Katawa DLCs

Post by brythain » Thu Dec 25, 2014 8:15 am

SpunkySix wrote:PRICLESS
I'll bet. :D
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Re: Katawa DLCs

Post by Tyrael » Thu Dec 25, 2014 9:17 am

SpunkySix wrote: Waking up on Christmas Eve and finding out that not only does Miki have a path now, but you can totally ditch Sweater Boy for the sweet lesbian romance Misha wants but can't have- PRICLESS
God damn

this burn would put Hanako to shame

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Re: Katawa DLCs

Post by ParagonTerminus » Thu Dec 25, 2014 10:15 am

SpunkySix wrote:sweet lesbian romance Misha wants but can't have- PRICLESS
did you just say a spoiler you little bitch

are suzu and miki going to get it on?

Fisting Stumping action?
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Re: Katawa DLCs

Post by SpunkySix » Thu Dec 25, 2014 1:30 pm

ParagonTerminus wrote:
SpunkySix wrote:sweet lesbian romance Misha wants but can't have- PRICLESS
did you just say a spoiler you little bitch

are suzu and miki going to get it on?

Fisting Stumping action?
I forgot, does that even count as a spoiler anymore? If so, I apologize.
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Re: Katawa DLCs

Post by ParagonTerminus » Thu Dec 25, 2014 2:03 pm

SpunkySix wrote:
ParagonTerminus wrote:
SpunkySix wrote:sweet lesbian romance Misha wants but can't have- PRICLESS
did you just say a spoiler you little bitch

are suzu and miki going to get it on?

Fisting Stumping action?
I forgot, does that even count as a spoiler anymore? If so, I apologize.
No, everyone knows Misha is lesbo. I was thinking you were saying that Suzu and Miki were lesbo.

So no lesbo stumping action?
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Re: Katawa DLCs

Post by TheHivemind » Thu Dec 25, 2014 3:30 pm

ParagonTerminus wrote:
No, everyone knows Misha is lesbo. I was thinking you were saying that Suzu and Miki were lesbo.

So no lesbo stumping action?
Read the goddamn path you putz

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Re: Katawa DLCs

Post by ParagonTerminus » Thu Dec 25, 2014 3:44 pm

TheHivemind wrote:
ParagonTerminus wrote:
No, everyone knows Misha is lesbo. I was thinking you were saying that Suzu and Miki were lesbo.

So no lesbo stumping action?
Read the goddamn path you putz
I enjoy speculation before my reading.

But hey, I'm doing it now, don't worry.
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Re: Katawa DLCs

Post by Charmant » Fri Dec 26, 2014 5:14 pm

Christmas DLC: The festival scene in every route is replaced by a Christmas party. Hanako gets coal.

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Re: Katawa DLCs

Post by CoffeeDrive » Fri Dec 26, 2014 5:35 pm

Charmant wrote:Christmas DLC: The festival scene in every route is replaced by a Christmas party. Hanako is the coal.

Fixed
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Re: Katawa DLCs

Post by ParagonTerminus » Fri Dec 26, 2014 5:37 pm

CoffeeDrive wrote:
Charmant wrote:Christmas DLC: The festival scene in every route is replaced by a Christmas party. Hanako gets no coal, Rin is the coalbin

Fixed
Fixed 2.0
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Re: Katawa DLCs

Post by Atario » Fri Dec 26, 2014 5:38 pm

Charmant wrote:Christmas DLC: The festival scene in every route is replaced by a Christmas party. Hanako gets coal.
Better yet:

Seasonal Shift Pack: Instead of just summer, the story takes place in any of the four seasons, selectable by the user at game-start time. All events shift accordingly.
NB: none of the above is a request

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Re: Katawa DLCs

Post by ParagonTerminus » Fri Dec 26, 2014 5:40 pm

Atario wrote:
Charmant wrote:Christmas DLC: The festival scene in every route is replaced by a Christmas party. Hanako gets coal.
Better yet:

Seasonal Shift Pack: Instead of just summer, the story takes place in any of the four seasons, selectable by the user at game-start time. All events shift accordingly.
Rin route in a nutshell (winter edition):

"oh hey i think i'll make snow angels but OH WAIT I CAN'T GET UP AND IT'S SNOWING HEAVILY"

rip rin
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Re: Katawa DLCs

Post by Atario » Fri Dec 26, 2014 5:55 pm

ParagonTerminus wrote:"oh hey i think i'll make snow angels but OH WAIT I CAN'T GET UP AND IT'S SNOWING HEAVILY"

rip rin
I like to imagine Rin has perfected the true No-Hand Kip-Up
NB: none of the above is a request

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