Quick, edit your post and remove the large image you posted, before it's too late! I think I hear the Italian singing approaching this thread already...
Also, I think we all know where Potato-san is going.
Shingeki No Katawa You know that manga-turned-anime about loads of naked giants walking around like lobotomised cannibals? Yeah, that one! For the low price of £4.99 (or alternatively by sending me a 20x40x10(cm) box full of Maltesers), you too can own the addon expansion pack that introduces four new Titan-Killing ladies into your favourite Titanless cripple fucking simulator!
Well, they're not titan killers anymore. They're just regular cripples. You know, since titans do not really exist. Disabled people do, however.
Mikasa Ackerman
Cool, Collected, Calm and Crippled from the waist down! Meet this wheelchair-bound beauty in the Yamaku Main Courtyards!
Sasha Blouse
The girl with one leg and one hell of an appetite! Encounter Sasha in the cafeteria!
Annie Leonhart
This blonde will leave you breathless, just like her Pulmonary Fibrosis leaves her! See Annie battle her own fitness in the School's Gym!
Hange Zoë
The optimist with low vision, and an astounding affinity for biology! Stumble upon this crazy lass in the Biology labs!
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Munchenhausen wrote:Overrated Anime DLC You know what manga-turned-anime about loads of naked giants walking around like lobotomised cannibals? Yeah, that one! For the low price of £4.99 (or alternatively by sending me a 20x40x10(cm) box full of Maltesers), you too can own the addon expansion pack that introduces four new Titan-Killing ladies into your favourite Titanless cripple fucking simulator!
Well, they're not titan killers anymore. They're just regular cripples. You know, since titans do not really exist. Disabled people do, however.
Mikasa Ackerman
Cool, Collected, Calm and Crippled from the waist down! Meet this wheelchair-bound beauty in the Yamaku Main Courtyards!
Sasha Blouse
The girl with one leg and one hell of an appetite! Encounter Sasha in the cafeteria!
Annie Leonhart
This blonde will leave you breathless, just like her Pulmonary Fibrosis leaves her! See Annie battle her own fitness in the School's Gym!
Hange Zoë
The optimist with low vision, and an astounding affinity for biology! Stumble upon this crazy lass in the Biology labs!
I actually agree with you. Although Mikasa as a cripple would be pretty interesting.
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ParagonTerminus wrote:Quick, edit your post and remove the large image you posted
What large image?
He got cooked.
o7 to him.
Back on track...
MLG DLC
Ever wanted to noscope Kenji while wearing a sexy fedora while your chosen cripple guzzles on Doritos and Mountain Dew? Now you can! Adds:
-A sniper rifle (without scope, because you're not MLG unless you noscope)
-Fedora (skip all the pansy-ass "feels" and get straight to the H-scenes! No girl will be able to resist your sexyness!)
-A neckbeard! (For looking even sexier)
-Doritos! (Because everyone loves chips)
-Mountain Dew (Totally nor sponsoring anyone here)
For a mere 50 cents, you can unlock the choice of buying a tiny pet Emi crab. Any scene set in Hisao's room will feature wacky hijinks in the background, courtesy of a mini crustacean with twintails and fake legs.
"Spunky at his Spunkyest/Spunkiest" "Tissues to the extreme!"
BMFJack wrote:Yes, but you can only see them clearly with some form of magnification.
That would be the track-and-field equivalent of the 'sea monkey' craze, I suppose.
Post-Yamaku, what happens? After The Dream is a mosaic that follows everyone to the (sometimes) bitter end. Main Index (Complete)—Shizune/Lilly/Emi/Hanako/Rin/Misha + Miki + Natsume
Secondary Arcs: Rika/Mutou/Akira • Hideaki | Others (WIP): Straw—A Dream of Suzu • Sakura—The Kenji Saga. "Much has been lost, and there is much left to lose." — Tim Powers, The Drawing of the Dark (1979)
Atario wrote:And for a mere dollar more, the crabs get really small — and numerous, and bitey, and hang around in your pubic hair.
But they're still cute and athletic, right?
Do they give you motivation and keep you going when your body feels like it's ready to give in? Will it enable you to run the 100m sprint when your body gives up after 75m? Will it remind you that only you can make yourself a better person?
Munchenhausen wrote:Do they give you motivation and keep you going when your body feels like it's ready to give in? Will it enable you to run the 100m sprint when your body gives up after 75m? Will it remind you that only you can make yourself a better person?
Because if so, yes please.
They do, but it costs an extra $3.69 to unlock the "Motivational" package, $6.39 for the "Surpass your physical limitations" package, and $9.63 for the "Awesome personal advice" package.
