The Official KS Headcanon Thread

A forum for general discussion of the game: Open to all punters
User avatar
300BillionDegrees
Posts: 199
Joined: Sun Sep 28, 2014 1:53 am

Re: The Official KS Headcanon Thread

Post by 300BillionDegrees » Thu Nov 06, 2014 12:47 pm

RandomHuman wrote:sure emi doesnt wipe rins ass
She wouldn't really need help with that.

User avatar
Atario
Posts: 1358
Joined: Sat Mar 09, 2013 5:06 am
Location: San Francisco Bay Area

Re: The Official KS Headcanon Thread

Post by Atario » Thu Nov 06, 2014 4:35 pm

Wikipedia wrote:chūgi
Egads
NB: none of the above is a request

Mutou Gets Fired — a little one-shot fanfic I wrote

User avatar
Charmant
Posts: 564
Joined: Wed Sep 17, 2014 4:00 pm

Re: The Official KS Headcanon Thread

Post by Charmant » Thu Nov 06, 2014 5:45 pm

RandomHuman wrote:My head cannon is and always will be that Rin has a still alive and well Bidget by the name of Gary Coleman ( bidget is slang for black midget ) who wipes her ass for her because im 99 percent sure emi doesnt wipe rins ass and i dont even want to look at those fan fictions....
Um...How is "Rin hired Gary Coleman to fake his death so he could spend his life in peace wiping her ass for her." POSSIBLY any better than whatever fanfics might actually be out there. :lol:

User avatar
Eurobeatjester
Posts: 809
Joined: Thu Nov 28, 2013 5:59 am
Location: Denial

Re: The Official KS Headcanon Thread

Post by Eurobeatjester » Thu Nov 06, 2014 6:07 pm

Charmant wrote:
RandomHuman wrote:My head cannon is and always will be that Rin has a still alive and well Bidget by the name of Gary Coleman ( bidget is slang for black midget ) who wipes her ass for her because im 99 percent sure emi doesnt wipe rins ass and i dont even want to look at those fan fictions....
Um...How is "Rin hired Gary Coleman to fake his death so he could spend his life in peace wiping her ass for her." POSSIBLY any better than whatever fanfics might actually be out there. :lol:
It certainly can't be worse
Stuff I'm currently writing: Learning To Fly: A Saki Enomoto Pseudo Route
Two Turtledoves - A Lilly/Hisao Christmas Oneshot
Blank Mage wrote:
Eurobeatjester wrote:I doubt my ability to write convincing lesbian erotica
believe in yourself

User avatar
Charmant
Posts: 564
Joined: Wed Sep 17, 2014 4:00 pm

Re: The Official KS Headcanon Thread

Post by Charmant » Thu Nov 06, 2014 6:28 pm

Eurobeatjester wrote:
Charmant wrote:
RandomHuman wrote:My head cannon is and always will be that Rin has a still alive and well Bidget by the name of Gary Coleman ( bidget is slang for black midget ) who wipes her ass for her because im 99 percent sure emi doesnt wipe rins ass and i dont even want to look at those fan fictions....
Um...How is "Rin hired Gary Coleman to fake his death so he could spend his life in peace wiping her ass for her." POSSIBLY any better than whatever fanfics might actually be out there. :lol:
It certainly can't be worse
I'll take "Things people always say immediately before stuff gets worse" for $200, Alex!

Anyway, thanks to The Sims 2, I've developed a new headcanon. Y'know the gag about how Yuuko has a clone/twin/parasitic doppleganger to explain her timeline-fucking Shanghai/library gigs?

Well, now she's a plant creature rooted into the floor of her house and the two Yuukos that work at Yamaku and the teahouse, respectively, are secretly humanoid duplicates created from spores.
She needs a steady income for plant nutrients and proper lights, you see.

User avatar
Eurobeatjester
Posts: 809
Joined: Thu Nov 28, 2013 5:59 am
Location: Denial

Re: The Official KS Headcanon Thread

Post by Eurobeatjester » Thu Nov 06, 2014 6:33 pm

No doubt she ended up living in Yamaku's prefecture then because they're legally cool with that sort of thing
Stuff I'm currently writing: Learning To Fly: A Saki Enomoto Pseudo Route
Two Turtledoves - A Lilly/Hisao Christmas Oneshot
Blank Mage wrote:
Eurobeatjester wrote:I doubt my ability to write convincing lesbian erotica
believe in yourself

User avatar
RandomHuman
Posts: 29
Joined: Sun Jul 27, 2014 9:32 am

Re: The Official KS Headcanon Thread

Post by RandomHuman » Thu Nov 06, 2014 7:18 pm

300BillionDegrees wrote:
RandomHuman wrote:sure emi doesnt wipe rins ass
She wouldn't really need help with that.
Well yeah but do girls get bum hair? because if so how would she:
A) shave it/ wax it or whatever they do to it
B) If she couldnt shave it how would she get cleg nuts out? http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... efid=58567
"Oh yes the past can hurt. But you can either run from it, or learn from it" – Rafiki, Lion King

"This is my family. I found it all on my own. It's little and broken.... but it's still good...." - Stitch, Lilo and Stich

User avatar
metalangel
Posts: 842
Joined: Thu Jan 19, 2012 5:58 pm

Re: The Official KS Headcanon Thread

Post by metalangel » Thu Nov 06, 2014 8:19 pm

RandomHuman wrote: Well yeah but do girls get bum hair? because if so how would she:
A) shave it/ wax it or whatever they do to it
B) If she couldnt shave it how would she get cleg nuts out? http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... efid=58567
Some have it, some don't. In Japan the toilet is likely fitted with an automatic bidet which takes care of those before they start.

User avatar
RandomHuman
Posts: 29
Joined: Sun Jul 27, 2014 9:32 am

Re: The Official KS Headcanon Thread

Post by RandomHuman » Thu Nov 06, 2014 8:23 pm

metalangel wrote:
RandomHuman wrote: Well yeah but do girls get bum hair? because if so how would she:
A) shave it/ wax it or whatever they do to it
B) If she couldnt shave it how would she get cleg nuts out? http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... efid=58567
Some have it, some don't. In Japan the toilet is likely fitted with an automatic bidet which takes care of those before they start.
Yep and hence the gary coleman joke that nobody got and took too seriously *Glares at Charmant*
"Oh yes the past can hurt. But you can either run from it, or learn from it" – Rafiki, Lion King

"This is my family. I found it all on my own. It's little and broken.... but it's still good...." - Stitch, Lilo and Stich

User avatar
Munchenhausen
Posts: 1874
Joined: Tue Dec 17, 2013 4:43 am
Location: Leicester, UK

Re: The Official KS Headcanon Thread

Post by Munchenhausen » Thu Nov 06, 2014 8:32 pm

RandomHuman wrote:Well yeah but do girls get bum hair?
Image
I...
I d-don't...
I have n-never thought about this.
Do girls get arse hair?
Like stupid, silly doodles with no point? You've come to the right place, friend :^)
I also occasionally write oneshots. Why not have a skimread?
Miki fic? Miki fic!
---
"We are a small country full of the most stubborn bastards on the planet. You might want to rethink your actions." - Anon

User avatar
RandomHuman
Posts: 29
Joined: Sun Jul 27, 2014 9:32 am

Re: The Official KS Headcanon Thread

Post by RandomHuman » Thu Nov 06, 2014 8:36 pm

Munchenhausen wrote:
RandomHuman wrote:Well yeah but do girls get bum hair?
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/ ... /ernie.gif
I...
I d-don't...
I have n-never thought about this.
Do girls get arse hair?
I dont know! Its not something ive ever thought about checking.... and I honestly think id get slapped for asking.....
Last edited by Silentcook on Fri Nov 07, 2014 4:35 am, edited 1 time in total.
Reason: Don't quote images that were just posted, people...
"Oh yes the past can hurt. But you can either run from it, or learn from it" – Rafiki, Lion King

"This is my family. I found it all on my own. It's little and broken.... but it's still good...." - Stitch, Lilo and Stich

User avatar
Atario
Posts: 1358
Joined: Sat Mar 09, 2013 5:06 am
Location: San Francisco Bay Area

Re: The Official KS Headcanon Thread

Post by Atario » Thu Nov 06, 2014 9:31 pm

Charmant wrote:Y'know the gag about how Yuuko has a clone/twin/parasitic doppleganger to explain her timeline-fucking Shanghai/library gigs?
Uhhhhhhhh… no? What??
Munchenhausen wrote:Do girls get arse hair?
Surely you've heard of Brazilian or Hollywood waxing?

http://vimeo.com/69130217 ← NSFW as hell
NB: none of the above is a request

Mutou Gets Fired — a little one-shot fanfic I wrote

User avatar
brythain
Posts: 3528
Joined: Sun Feb 23, 2014 8:58 pm
Location: East Asia
Contact:

Re: The Official KS Headcanon Thread

Post by brythain » Thu Nov 06, 2014 10:03 pm

This thread's about headcanon, not arsecanon. :D
Post-Yamaku, what happens? After The Dream is a mosaic that follows everyone to the (sometimes) bitter end.
Main Index (Complete)Shizune/Lilly/Emi/Hanako/Rin/Misha + Miki + Natsume
Secondary Arcs: Rika/Mutou/AkiraHideaki | Others (WIP): Straw—A Dream of SuzuSakura—The Kenji Saga.
"Much has been lost, and there is much left to lose." — Tim Powers, The Drawing of the Dark (1979)

User avatar
metalangel
Posts: 842
Joined: Thu Jan 19, 2012 5:58 pm

Re: The Official KS Headcanon Thread

Post by metalangel » Thu Nov 06, 2014 10:15 pm

Munchenhausen wrote:
RandomHuman wrote:Well yeah but do girls get bum hair?
I...
I d-don't...
I have n-never thought about this.
Do girls get arse hair?
Before this becomes a thing, I'll nipsy it in the butt.

YES THEY DO.

Some have a lot, some don't have any, some have a little bit. I am violating the sacred "no personal anecdotes" rule and telling you the absolutely honest truth.

(guys' hairiness likewise varies)

We now return to your regularly scheduled thread, please.

User avatar
Munchenhausen
Posts: 1874
Joined: Tue Dec 17, 2013 4:43 am
Location: Leicester, UK

Re: The Official KS Headcanon Thread

Post by Munchenhausen » Fri Nov 07, 2014 4:00 am

This has been a wild ride from start to finish, and I have learned a lot about the opposite sex. Alas, yes, back to the headcanons.

My headcanon is that Suzu has a really hairy arse.
like, just her arse.
A teal Ardennes Forest between her cheeks.
Last edited by Munchenhausen on Fri Nov 07, 2014 6:25 am, edited 1 time in total.
Like stupid, silly doodles with no point? You've come to the right place, friend :^)
I also occasionally write oneshots. Why not have a skimread?
Miki fic? Miki fic!
---
"We are a small country full of the most stubborn bastards on the planet. You might want to rethink your actions." - Anon

Post Reply