The Official KS Headcanon Thread

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Re: The Official KS Headcanon Thread

Post by Oddball » Mon May 11, 2015 1:06 pm

When she gets older, Misha will eventually settle down with a teal haired, glasses wearing deaf girl named Rosa.

According to Kenji, the femministy conspiracy is only one of the major problems facing the world right now. He's also aware of (or suspects) plots by American fastfood hamburger franchises, bisexuals (but not homosexuals), vegetarians, The Swiss, Clowns, and Count Dracula.

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Re: The Official KS Headcanon Thread

Post by Leaty » Mon May 11, 2015 2:09 pm

Oddball wrote:When she gets older, Misha will eventually settle down with a teal haired, glasses wearing deaf girl named Rosa.
I see what you did there.

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Re: The Official KS Headcanon Thread

Post by 300BillionDegrees » Mon May 11, 2015 3:57 pm

Oddball wrote:According to Kenji, the femministy conspiracy is only one of the major problems facing the world right now. He's also aware of (or suspects) plots by American fastfood hamburger franchises, bisexuals (but not homosexuals), vegetarians, The Swiss, Clowns, and Count Dracula.
Plot twist: Hisao later discovers he was right about the Hamburger Clowns and Swiss Vampires :P

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Re: The Official KS Headcanon Thread

Post by Charmant » Mon May 11, 2015 4:18 pm

300BillionDegrees wrote:
Oddball wrote:According to Kenji, the femministy conspiracy is only one of the major problems facing the world right now. He's also aware of (or suspects) plots by American fastfood hamburger franchises, bisexuals (but not homosexuals), vegetarians, The Swiss, Clowns, and Count Dracula.
Plot twist: Hisao later discovers he was right about the Hamburger Clowns and Swiss Vampires :P
Have you seen the new Hamburglar? There's clearly some kind of gross conspiracy going on here.

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Re: The Official KS Headcanon Thread

Post by Munchenhausen » Mon May 11, 2015 4:44 pm

Charmant wrote: Have you seen the new Hamburglar? There's clearly some kind of gross conspiracy going on here.
that don't look like a bloke who'll steal your burgers, that looks like the kinda guy who will stab you in the lungs if you neglect to pay him £20 a week specifically not to stab you in the lungs.
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Re: The Official KS Headcanon Thread

Post by Atario » Mon May 11, 2015 4:49 pm

Munchenhausen wrote:Taro refuses to believe that someone like her was flirting with someone like him, and just assumes she was "being friendly". He remains innocently oblivious
TIL I was Taro in high school :cry:
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Re: The Official KS Headcanon Thread

Post by Munchenhausen » Mon May 11, 2015 6:57 pm

Atario wrote:
Munchenhausen wrote:Taro refuses to believe that someone like her was flirting with someone like him, and just assumes she was "being friendly". He remains innocently oblivious
TIL I was Taro in high school :cry:
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Re: The Official KS Headcanon Thread

Post by emmjay » Wed May 13, 2015 3:30 am

Munchenhausen wrote:
Charmant wrote: Have you seen the new Hamburglar? There's clearly some kind of gross conspiracy going on here.
that don't look like a bloke who'll steal your burgers, that looks like the kinda guy who will stab you in the lungs if you neglect to pay him £20 a week specifically not to stab you in the lungs.
And then after he stabs you in the lungs, he'll make you into hamburger.
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Post by brythain » Wed May 13, 2015 3:56 am

emmjay wrote:And then after he stabs you in the lungs, he'll make you into hamburger.
There's no such thing as a free lunge, eh?
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Re: The Official KS Headcanon Thread

Post by 300BillionDegrees » Wed May 13, 2015 5:12 am

Charmant wrote:
300BillionDegrees wrote:
Oddball wrote:According to Kenji, the femministy conspiracy is only one of the major problems facing the world right now. He's also aware of (or suspects) plots by American fastfood hamburger franchises, bisexuals (but not homosexuals), vegetarians, The Swiss, Clowns, and Count Dracula.
Plot twist: Hisao later discovers he was right about the Hamburger Clowns and Swiss Vampires :P
Have you seen the new Hamburglar? There's clearly some kind of gross conspiracy going on here.
Holy crap! They think this guy is somehow going to get more people to buy their greasy slop?

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Re: The Official KS Headcanon Thread

Post by Munchenhausen » Wed May 13, 2015 5:53 am

brythain wrote:
emmjay wrote:And then after he stabs you in the lungs, he'll make you into hamburger.
There's no such thing as a free lunge, eh?
get out
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Re: The Official KS Headcanon Thread

Post by Negativedarke » Wed May 13, 2015 10:46 pm

Has anyone else ever seen the original Ronald McDonald commercial? It's on youtube, and it creeps me out. And then we have a guy named Grimace... Tell me that doesn't sound like some torture loving fantasy bad guy.

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Re: The Official KS Headcanon Thread

Post by Munchenhausen » Fri May 15, 2015 5:57 am

Takashi started wearing the beret completely out of the blue, one day. When asked, he claimed he wears it because he wants to hone his artistic skills by channeling into such famous French artists "like Claude Monet and that Vincent guy".

Honestly, he started because he overheard Molly saying she thought they looked cool
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Re: The Official KS Headcanon Thread

Post by Negativedarke » Fri May 15, 2015 8:19 am

Munchenhausen wrote:Takashi started wearing the beret completely out of the blue, one day. When asked, he claimed he wears it because he wants to hone his artistic skills by channeling into such famous French artists "like Claude Monet and that Vincent guy".

Honestly, he started because he overheard Molly saying she thought they looked cool
Well that's headcanon now. Also Takashi has been gradually training himself to eat spicier foods after Molly gave him some curry and he couldn't handle it.
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Re: The Official KS Headcanon Thread

Post by Rhodri » Fri May 15, 2015 3:39 pm

As much as I love Rin, I've come to subscribe to the thought that a long term relationship between her and Hisao has the potential for a poor outcome eg. Rin's art not selling, Hisao’s low paying job, shitty flat etc.

One of the things that drives them up the wall about their subpar accommodation is the door. Which is like mine.

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Look at that, the handle and the lock are completely separate . For fire safety reasons, it has a door closer to shut it after its used, which is bad news if the door closes behind you, you haven't set the lock to open (which is done by pulling down on the latch and sliding the knob over) and you've forgotten the key.

Now imagine Rin is alone in the residence and has to open the door? She has to hook the handle with a belt loop and hold the latch down with her chin. Trust me when I say it, they are not placed at the correct rights to make this work easily. Once that's achieved, she has to pull the door open, which isn't helped by the door closer as it adds A LOT of resistance, leading to plenty of belt loops snapping and thus trapping her inside.

As a result, she rarely goes out anywhere without Hisao, who in turn can't escape the dwelling on evenings and days off work for some much earned 'me time' as he knows she hates being left alone, which only adds the the tension in their relationship.
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