A forum for general discussion of the game: Open to all punters
-
AaronIsCrunchy
- Posts: 1084
- Joined: Wed Feb 05, 2014 3:28 pm
- Location: Portsmouth, floating.
Post
by AaronIsCrunchy » Sun Jun 01, 2014 6:24 am
ParagonTerminus wrote:*Flies in on captured Rebel Flagship*
Hummons.
I claim thine princess for myself.
Hanako Ikezawa is now mine.
*Raises shields in preparation for unbelievable amounts of flame bombs*
The idea that Yamaku is now a captured rebel flagship is a glorious one

Alright, but be careful with her. I've heard she's a bit nervous.
-
ParagonTerminus
- Posts: 399
- Joined: Sat May 31, 2014 3:44 pm
- Location: A nuclear wasteland
Post
by ParagonTerminus » Sun Jun 01, 2014 6:31 am
Hey, now I have a fanfic idea.
Should I do a KS-FTL fanfic? I can just imagine Hisao being the bearded captain, roaring at Shizune the gunnery officer to shoot at the enemy's guns rather than their medbay, before remembering with horror that she's deaf.
And then they all explode and die.
-
AaronIsCrunchy
- Posts: 1084
- Joined: Wed Feb 05, 2014 3:28 pm
- Location: Portsmouth, floating.
Post
by AaronIsCrunchy » Sun Jun 01, 2014 6:58 am
ParagonTerminus wrote:Hey, now I have a fanfic idea.
Should I do a KS-FTL fanfic? I can just imagine Hisao being the bearded captain, roaring at Shizune the gunnery officer to shoot at the enemy's guns rather than their medbay, before remembering with horror that she's deaf.
And then they all explode and die.
For some reason I see Kenji as the bearded captain, as hard as I try not to

Also, I take it Misha's gone to the shitter or something?
She might be already dead... OR SHE'S THE ENEMY.
-
Potato
- Posts: 1906
- Joined: Wed Aug 15, 2012 8:49 pm
Post
by Potato » Sun Jun 01, 2014 9:08 pm
ParagonTerminus wrote:Should I do a KS-FTL fanfic?
It is against the rules for anyone to answer this question. So...
Actually, can I go for a girl who never made it into the game proper? I want Hachisame to teach me the next step of human evolution.

I love the interpretation of Pac-Man where he's a just a lowly worker retrieving golf balls left all over the course by the rich masters and the ghosts are all previous workers who got conked on the head and killed by incoming golf balls in the line of duty.
-
forgetmenot
- Posts: 375
- Joined: Mon Feb 25, 2013 4:33 pm
- Location: Pacific Northwest.
Post
by forgetmenot » Sun Jun 01, 2014 11:44 pm
Potato wrote:ParagonTerminus wrote:Should I do a KS-FTL fanfic?
It is against the rules for anyone to answer this question. So...
It's also against the rules to ask. 
If you feel like writing something, just write it and post it. No need to gauge interest.
potato wrote:Actually, can I go for a girl who never made it into the game proper? I want Hachisame to teach me the next step of human evolution.

Too late, spud. I already called her. 
-
ParagonTerminus
- Posts: 399
- Joined: Sat May 31, 2014 3:44 pm
- Location: A nuclear wasteland
Post
by ParagonTerminus » Mon Jun 02, 2014 1:37 am
forgetmenot wrote:Potato wrote:ParagonTerminus wrote:Should I do a KS-FTL fanfic?
It is against the rules for anyone to answer this question. So...
It's also against the rules to ask. 
If you feel like writing something, just write it and post it. No need to gauge interest.
potato wrote:Actually, can I go for a girl who never made it into the game proper? I want Hachisame to teach me the next step of human evolution.

Too late, spud. I already called her. 
Yes yes, calm down, both of you, Silentcook has already berated me sufficiently.
If we're talking about characters who never made it...
*Cough*
Saki is now property of the Hanabro Federation*Cough*
-
Munchenhausen
- Posts: 1874
- Joined: Tue Dec 17, 2013 4:43 am
- Location: Leicester, UK
Post
by Munchenhausen » Mon Jun 02, 2014 5:46 am
ParagonTerminus wrote:
If we're talking about characters who never made it...
*Cough*Saki is now property of the Hanabro Federation*Cough*
You can bloody keep her
I'll just be over here, oggling the Newspaper Club from afar
secretly shipping the fuck out of them
-
poopooface
- Posts: 130
- Joined: Fri Apr 18, 2014 10:42 pm
- Location: Deptford, NJ, US
Post
by poopooface » Mon Jun 02, 2014 7:36 am
Shipping?
Is that a forklift joke?
Hanako>Lilly>Emi>Rin>Shizune
-
brythain
- Posts: 3601
- Joined: Sun Feb 23, 2014 8:58 pm
- Location: Eastasia
-
Contact:
Post
by brythain » Mon Jun 02, 2014 8:05 am
poopooface wrote:Shipping?
Is that a forklift joke?
It's for better or worse. If it's better, then it's a relation-ship. If it's worse, then it's only worship.

-
Munchenhausen
- Posts: 1874
- Joined: Tue Dec 17, 2013 4:43 am
- Location: Leicester, UK
Post
by Munchenhausen » Mon Jun 02, 2014 8:11 am
poopooface wrote:Shipping?
Is that a forklift joke?
I was actually sat on my Forklift as I typed that. I missed such a good opportunity.
But nah, I mean I'd be sitting there watching them talk and trying my best to see if there are any suble flirts.
Because I haven't done that before in real life. Not at all.
-
poopooface
- Posts: 130
- Joined: Fri Apr 18, 2014 10:42 pm
- Location: Deptford, NJ, US
Post
by poopooface » Mon Jun 02, 2014 2:59 pm
Munchenhausen wrote:poopooface wrote:Shipping?
Is that a forklift joke?
I was actually sat on my Forklift as I typed that. I missed such a good opportunity.
But nah, I mean I'd be sitting there watching them talk and trying my best to see if there are any suble flirts.
Because I haven't done that before in real life. Not at all.
I thought that they or only Naomi were lesbians anyway.
Hanako>Lilly>Emi>Rin>Shizune
-
RandomPerson
- Posts: 117
- Joined: Thu Apr 24, 2014 10:51 am
Post
by RandomPerson » Mon Jun 02, 2014 4:32 pm
poopooface wrote:Munchenhausen wrote:poopooface wrote:Shipping?
Is that a forklift joke?
I was actually sat on my Forklift as I typed that. I missed such a good opportunity.
But nah, I mean I'd be sitting there watching them talk and trying my best to see if there are any suble flirts.
Because I haven't done that before in real life. Not at all.
I thought that they or only Naomi were lesbians anyway.
A lot of people think that but it's not cannon
but it's my head cannon
"Ohana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind. But if you want to leave fine. Just know that I'll never forget you." - lelo and stitch
"What you talking 'bout tezuka" - Gary Coleman (RIP)
-
Potato
- Posts: 1906
- Joined: Wed Aug 15, 2012 8:49 pm
Post
by Potato » Mon Jun 02, 2014 5:35 pm
What do cannons have to do with anything?
Also, can we ever have two female characters appear together and not be arbitrarily deemed lesbians for no fucking reason at all?
I love the interpretation of Pac-Man where he's a just a lowly worker retrieving golf balls left all over the course by the rich masters and the ghosts are all previous workers who got conked on the head and killed by incoming golf balls in the line of duty.
-
RandomPerson
- Posts: 117
- Joined: Thu Apr 24, 2014 10:51 am
Post
by RandomPerson » Mon Jun 02, 2014 5:47 pm
Potato wrote:What do cannons have to do with anything?
Also, can we ever have two female characters appear together and not be arbitrarily deemed lesbians for no fucking reason at all?
because autocorrect won't let me write canon without being a little bitch.
And I only thought of it because of a fan fic I read on another site, mabye they just make a cute couple?
"Ohana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind. But if you want to leave fine. Just know that I'll never forget you." - lelo and stitch
"What you talking 'bout tezuka" - Gary Coleman (RIP)
-
bhtooefr
- Posts: 1353
- Joined: Thu Sep 19, 2013 5:20 pm
- Location: Newark, OH
-
Contact:
Post
by bhtooefr » Mon Jun 02, 2014 5:51 pm
There's also, you know, this drawing by weee:
And there's plenty of other Naomi x Natsume stuff in the Shimmie by KS devs.