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by brythain » Wed May 27, 2015 8:33 am
Munchenhausen wrote:I like to think Lilly's questioning herself why she's bothering to look at Hisao if she's blind, concequently closing her eyes.

Lilly internal monologue:
"Ooh, it's pulsing."
"Argh, what's that in my eyes, warm, sticky..."
"Oops. Stuck."
"Never mind."
Sigh.
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by Munchenhausen » Wed May 27, 2015 3:14 pm
brythain wrote:Munchenhausen wrote:I like to think Lilly's questioning herself why she's bothering to look at Hisao if she's blind, concequently closing her eyes.

Lilly internal monologue:
"Ooh, it's pulsing."
"Argh, what's that in my eyes, warm, sticky..."
"Oops. Stuck."
"Never mind."
Sigh.
Ever had jizz in your eye?
"Ooh, this is warm and sticky" would more likely be "OUCH FUCK SHIT AHHHHH FUCK IT STINGS"

It's like pepper spray, except much less efficient to use against rioters
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by Trogdor » Wed May 27, 2015 3:47 pm
Munchenhausen wrote:Ever had jizz in your eye?
"Ooh, this is warm and sticky" would more likely be "OUCH FUCK SHIT AHHHHH FUCK IT STINGS"

It's like pepper spray, except much less efficient to use against rioters
That's because sperm are stupid. They think your eyeball is a gigantic ovum.

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by brythain » Wed May 27, 2015 8:33 pm
Munchenhausen wrote:Ever had jizz in your eye?
"Ooh, this is warm and sticky" would more likely be "OUCH FUCK SHIT AHHHHH FUCK IT STINGS"

It's like pepper spray, except much less efficient to use against rioters
Nah, it's more like getting sweat or seawater in your eye. Unless you have terribly acidic output, I suppose.
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by Steinherz » Wed May 27, 2015 8:59 pm
brythain wrote:Munchenhausen wrote:Ever had jizz in your eye?
"Ooh, this is warm and sticky" would more likely be "OUCH FUCK SHIT AHHHHH FUCK IT STINGS"

It's like pepper spray, except much less efficient to use against rioters
Nah, it's more like getting sweat or seawater in your eye. Unless you have terribly acidic output, I suppose.
Well, since most guys (if they're not douchebags) know when they're getting a blowjob will eat a lot of citrus so it tastes better, it's probably a wee bit acidic

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by brythain » Wed May 27, 2015 9:57 pm
Steinherz wrote:brythain wrote:Munchenhausen wrote:Ever had jizz in your eye?
"Ooh, this is warm and sticky" would more likely be "OUCH FUCK SHIT AHHHHH FUCK IT STINGS"

It's like pepper spray, except much less efficient to use against rioters
Nah, it's more like getting sweat or seawater in your eye. Unless you have terribly acidic output, I suppose.
Well, since most guys (if they're not douchebags) know when they're getting a blowjob will eat a lot of citrus so it tastes better, it's probably a wee bit acidic

Doesn't work that way. It's the same reason why people put lemon on fish — both fish and ejaculate are slightly basic because of amine groups, so the lemon or orange just neutralises it. The recipient of the ejaculate can eat the citrus and it will work better.
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by KeiichiO » Wed May 27, 2015 10:29 pm
Steinherz wrote:brythain wrote:Munchenhausen wrote:Ever had jizz in your eye?
"Ooh, this is warm and sticky" would more likely be "OUCH FUCK SHIT AHHHHH FUCK IT STINGS"

It's like pepper spray, except much less efficient to use against rioters
Nah, it's more like getting sweat or seawater in your eye. Unless you have terribly acidic output, I suppose.
Well, since most guys (if they're not douchebags) know when they're getting a blowjob will eat a lot of citrus so it tastes better, it's probably a wee bit acidic

I don know about most people, but I'd try and give blowjobs as a spur of the moment sort of thing...
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by Steinherz » Wed May 27, 2015 11:02 pm
brythain wrote:Steinherz wrote:brythain wrote:Nah, it's more like getting sweat or seawater in your eye. Unless you have terribly acidic output, I suppose.
Well, since most guys (if they're not douchebags) know when they're getting a blowjob will eat a lot of citrus so it tastes better, it's probably a wee bit acidic

Doesn't work that way. It's the same reason why people put lemon on fish — both fish and ejaculate are slightly basic because of amine groups, so the lemon or orange just neutralises it. The recipient of the ejaculate can eat the citrus and it will work better.
Actually, it does
Any kind of citrus makes semen taste "sweeter" iirc, and apparently pineapples and lemons(!) are the best ones for those purposes
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by brythain » Wed May 27, 2015 11:11 pm
Steinherz wrote:Actually, it does
Any kind of citrus makes semen taste "sweeter" iirc, and apparently pineapples and lemons(!) are the best ones for those purposes
It takes a while to get down there, you know. So unless you're really prepping for it in advance... haha!
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by Eurobeatjester » Wed May 27, 2015 11:12 pm
That's why I drink pineapple juice daily. Scout's motto.
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by Atario » Wed May 27, 2015 11:48 pm
brythain wrote:I often think that's along the lines of 'how come my life is so terrible that I always end up in situations where I'm being exploited like this?'

I never knew you were such a pessimist, brythain!
NB: none of the above is a request
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by Munchenhausen » Thu May 28, 2015 3:28 am
The Katawa Shoujo Forums
The home of spunk science
KeiichiO wrote:Steinherz wrote:
Well, since most guys (if they're not douchebags) know when they're getting a blowjob will eat a lot of citrus so it tastes better, it's probably a wee bit acidic

I don know about most people, but I'd try and give blowjobs as a spur of the moment sort of thing...
I've gotta say, they're not exactly something you plan in advance for

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by Silentcook » Thu May 28, 2015 5:35 am
Munchenhausen wrote:The Katawa Shoujo Forums
The home of spunk science entirely too much info, and where are the damn pics?

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by Steinherz » Thu May 28, 2015 3:45 pm
Silentcook wrote:Munchenhausen wrote:The Katawa Shoujo Forums
The home of spunk science entirely too much info, and where are the damn pics?

We get distracted at times
Have a Rin sans pants
Also, found another Rtil piece (apparently this is a cleaned up/better version of the one on the shimmie)

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I also draw, kind of.
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by Alpacalypse » Fri May 29, 2015 4:36 am
Steinherz wrote:Also, found another Rtil piece (apparently this is a cleaned up/better version of the one on the shimmie)
BetterEmiPorn.png
She's no longer biting her lip.
0/10, for shame, Rtil
JK, still great.
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