So if all of the girls combined

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Re: So if all of the girls combined

Post by Munchenhausen » Sat Feb 15, 2014 9:03 pm

Potato wrote:
Munchenhausen wrote: I find my hands anchoring her to me, tracing her bacon-like things under her cheerleading uniform.

her bacon-like things
So she has multiple wangs made of bacon? Huh...
...
Well, fuck it, we're this far down the rabbit hole. Why not?
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Re: So if all of the girls combined

Post by Atario » Sun Feb 16, 2014 2:03 am

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Today I learned Silentcook doesn't know when people are joking and when they're not. Just for reference: the guy you warned was joking. Very obviously.
Munchenhausen wrote:giving her a texture kinda like a slightly over-done lamb chop
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Re: So if all of the girls combined

Post by Potato » Sun Feb 16, 2014 10:35 pm

I love the interpretation of Pac-Man where he's a just a lowly worker retrieving golf balls left all over the course by the rich masters and the ghosts are all previous workers who got conked on the head and killed by incoming golf balls in the line of duty.

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Re: So if all of the girls combined

Post by Steinherz » Mon Feb 17, 2014 1:24 am

Potato wrote:Dunno who this is.
That looks like Miyuki from Lucky Star.
I write take a look, would you kindly?
I also draw, kind of.
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Re: So if all of the girls combined

Post by wazuzu » Mon Feb 17, 2014 3:38 am

SpunkySix wrote:Also, I haven't seen the H scene for her route yet, but I hear she's kind of mind blowing in bed.
This is true when you imagine that she weighs like less than 20 kilos without her limbs. Limits of one's strength are of no matter with such a weight, so you can easily imagine doing pretty amazing things with her a priori.
Damn, now I have a boner.

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Re: So if all of the girls combined

Post by Potato » Sun Feb 23, 2014 2:40 am

wazuzu wrote:
SpunkySix wrote:Also, I haven't seen the H scene for her route yet, but I hear she's kind of mind blowing in bed.
This is true when you imagine that she weighs like less than 20 kilos without her limbs. Limits of one's strength are of no matter with such a weight, so you can easily imagine doing pretty amazing things with her a priori.
Damn, now I have a boner.
Plus she'd be easy to hide if anyone barged in. :mrgreen:
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Re: So if all of the girls combined

Post by Sea » Sun Feb 23, 2014 8:57 am

Potato wrote:
wazuzu wrote:
SpunkySix wrote:Also, I haven't seen the H scene for her route yet, but I hear she's kind of mind blowing in bed.
This is true when you imagine that she weighs like less than 20 kilos without her limbs. Limits of one's strength are of no matter with such a weight, so you can easily imagine doing pretty amazing things with her a priori.
Damn, now I have a boner.
Plus she'd be easy to hide if anyone barged in. :mrgreen:
I just see emi in a suit case like those circus performers.
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Re: So if all of the girls combined

Post by Munchenhausen » Sun Feb 23, 2014 9:21 am

Sea wrote:
Potato wrote:Plus she'd be easy to hide if anyone barged in. :mrgreen:
I just see emi in a suit case like those circus performers.
Oh god, you two
I've only just regained my ability to breathe
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Re: So if all of the girls combined

Post by LemonPirate » Sat Mar 08, 2014 12:16 am

Everything would be so hard to manage, physically and mentally. Hisao had a hard enough time trying to deal with girls with only one disablility, I could only imagine him dealing with numerous amounts. On the topic of whether I would date her; personally I don't think I could/would be able to cope with the multitasking and focus it would require to do anything with her. Plus if the personality of this character was of all of them (some I didn't actually like as much as others) I would still have to say no.
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Re: So if all of the girls combined

Post by Munchenhausen » Sat Mar 08, 2014 6:25 am

LemonPirate wrote:Everything would be so hard to manage, physically and mentally. Hisao had a hard enough time trying to deal with girls with only one disablility, I could only imagine him dealing with numerous amounts. On the topic of whether I would date her; personally I don't think I could/would be able to cope with the multitasking and focus it would require to do anything with her. Plus if the personality of this character was of all of them (some I didn't actually like as much as others) I would still have to say no.
Dude, you're forgetting she's psychic
That's her main disability, the missing limbs and senses are just trivial aspects to one who has been elightened by the gods of telekinesis
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Re: So if all of the girls combined

Post by Mute » Sat Mar 08, 2014 11:12 am

This scene in Katawako's route is pretty strange. She's really not as amazing as we've made her out to be. This is from her perspective:
It's a typical, dark dusk. I've done all my homework, so I'm sitting on a bench outside on the grounds. I'm alone though, so I'm kind of afraid. Someone might come who can't communicate with me and they'll just panic and all that crap. It's also annoying, to be honest.

Huh. According to my psychic powers, the future love of my life is walking up to me. He's trying to speak to me, but it's just getting him frustrated. Let me see his thoughts...

Boy:
That guy told me to ask a girl named Katawako where the library is, but if she's not reacting to anything I do. Is she blind, deaf, and by extension mute? She's a quad-amputee. This is depressing. Maybe she can still feel, but I can't speak in touch. Damnit. It's worth a try, anyway.

That's when I feel a soft, cold touch on my shoulder, presumably from the boy in front of me, or maybe behind me. Unfortunately, the psychic powers of mine aren't very detailed. I twitch at the sudden, cold contact.

Katawako:
Hello? Ca-ear-m? I-ying-sp-through-t-pat-hy!

Ugh. I am capable of telepathy, but I'm not good at it. The boy looks around, wondering what voice he just heard. It's not worth it to try.

Boy:
What the hell was that? Did Katawako say something? She can't, she's mute. Maybe she can. I dunno, I didn't see her lips move. This is kinda scaring me. Is someone pulling a prank on me? Maybe Katawako is just a puppet or doll of some kind.

That's not the case. She's definitely breathing, and she did twitch when I touched her. I think I'm being pranked.


Katawako:
You are not.

Oh wow! That got through flawlessly. If only this could happen more often. Actually, lemme see the future for a sec.. yes, my telepathy will reach perfection soon. Awesome.

Boy:
I didn't say that out loud. Oh fuck. I'm scared as hell. I want to run as fast as possible, in the case that there's a ghost or demonic spirit of some sort, but I don't want to leave Katawako here.. maybe I can find someone who knows her. I'll have to leave her here for now, though.

No.. nooooo. Wait, I was just able to speak to him! He's leaving! Get back here!

Boy:
AGHH!

I need to be much more careful with my telekinesis. Why is it that I can control my own body so well, but I just crush anything else? Oh well, now I've got to fix some of the boy's dislodged bones and keep him on the bench with me so I can try speaking to him again.

Katawako:
Hey, I- oh-do-rry.

This indecipherable statement does not calm down the boy, and instead makes him panic more. He's trying to break through the hold I've got on him, but he can't. I guess it's not worth it to try if it just means hurting someone. I move all his bones into the right places and let go of him.

He runs away, not stopping to look back once. Let's just hope he doesn't go insane.
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Re: So if all of the girls combined

Post by SpunkySix » Sun Mar 09, 2014 2:55 am

Hey, she's fabulous, not infallible.
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Re: So if all of the girls combined

Post by Munchenhausen » Sun Mar 09, 2014 5:36 am

>tfw you will never have your bones dislocated and relocated by Katawako :(
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Re: So if all of the girls combined

Post by bhtooefr » Tue Mar 18, 2014 7:51 pm

The only known picture of Katawako before the fire:

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Re: So if all of the girls combined

Post by Potato » Tue Mar 18, 2014 9:29 pm

bhtooefr wrote:The only known picture of Katawako before the fire:

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How would h-scene?
I love the interpretation of Pac-Man where he's a just a lowly worker retrieving golf balls left all over the course by the rich masters and the ghosts are all previous workers who got conked on the head and killed by incoming golf balls in the line of duty.

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