Katawa Shoujo Achievements

[d2r]

Reen Een a Bean
Insert Rin into a giant bean-pod for the sake of making Atario happy.

Fine Rine Wine
Find another way to mispronounce the name in order to enrage Aatario

[FelOnyx]

On That Day, Hisao Received A Grim Reminder
Climb up a bookshelf to glare down at Hanako, fall backwards, trigger a heart attack, and die

Rin Ate a Bean So She Could Taste The Color Green
Create one of these Reen rhymes, just because it seems that's what the cool kids are doing these days

If Only It Was Pronounced Seen
Tell Rin that it is a sin to eat a bean

One True Dark Horse Faith
After she becomes a Pythagorean, find that Rin has at last become able to truly understand the world

Embrace The Word Of Triangle
Become a Pythagorean yourself

[Potato]

Security Breach: Swap Shizune's glasses with Google Glass while she sleeps. Later swap them back and download the recorded secret feminist meetings onto Kenji's laptop.

[Umber]

Security Breach: Swap Shizune's glasses with Google Glass while she sleeps. Later swap them back and download the recorded secret feminist meetings onto Kenji's laptop.

Time Traveling in a Scarf: Prior to operation, develop a time machine that would allow you to acquire Google Glass eight (?) years prior to its public release in the United States.

Kenjineer: Succeed.

[someguy1294]

Hilllillies
Accuse Lilly of being a red-neck.

Squidlillies
Create a childish and moronic adult cartoon starring Lilly as an anthropomorphic squid.

[Potato]

Hilllillies
Accuse Lilly of being a red-neck.

Squidlillies
Create a childish and moronic adult cartoon starring Lilly as an anthropomorphic squid.

Tongue Twister: Say "Hillillies" ten times super fast.

Rin 10: On your second date with Rin, discover that she stole a device which allows her to transform into thousands of different aliens, and her spaceyness is actually her being constantly lost in thought about extraterrestrial cultures.

[someguy1294]

Rin 10: On your second date with Rin, discover that she stole a device which allows her to transform into thousands of different aliens, and her spaceyness is actually her being constantly lost in thought about extraterrestrial cultures.

Reen Teen
Reboot Potato's concept with Rin as a fourteen year-old purely for the purpose of running a pronunciation gag into the ground.

[Umber]

Squidlillies: Create a childish and moronic adult cartoon starring Lilly as an anthropomorphic squid.

Tongue Twister: Say "Hillillies" ten times super fast.

Reen Teen: Reboot Potato's concept with Rin as a fourteen year-old purely for the purpose of running a pronunciation gag into the ground.

System Restore: ...

If anything, rebooting Potato into Rin-tato would make this thread a lot more...imaginative.

[Potato]

Rint: Organize a musical at Yamaku, in which Rin plays every part, about a group of entitled twattish hipster types who are super upset that they have to work for things.

Othello's "Antique": While out on the town for Hanako's birthday, accidentally intrude on the shopkeep doing homemade porn in the antique store.

[Comrade]

This community doesn't have enough shopkeeper porn

[SpunkySix]

This community doesn't have enough shopkeeper porn

It's a sad reality.

WELCOME TO THE JAM

Recruit enough Yamaku girls to form a basketball team and then take on a team of monsters in order to avoid becoming a theme park attraction

[Umber]

Othello's "Antique": While out on the town for Hanako's birthday, accidentally intrude on the shopkeep doing homemade porn in the antique store.

You either put apostrophes around antique in trying to make a joke about Othello's (assumedly) dated member, or he has an extremely old, self-refurbished prototype of a sex doll and/or onahole - or maybe he's with an actual living female of some sort, but your adjective of choice would denominate a number of things...

...The imagery is all displeasing, god damnit Potato please stop it this is all your fault.

[Comrade]

This community doesn't have enough shopkeeper porn

It's a sad reality.

WELCOME TO THE JAM

Recruit enough Yamaku girls to form a basketball team and then take on a team of monsters in order to avoid becoming a theme park attraction

Memories...

[AaronIsCrunchy]

Othello's "Antique": While out on the town for Hanako's birthday, accidentally intrude on the shopkeep doing homemade porn in the antique store.

You either put apostrophes around antique in trying to make a joke about Othello's (assumedly) dated member, or he has an extremely old, self-refurbished prototype of a sex doll and/or onahole - or maybe he's with an actual living female of some sort, but your adjective of choice would denominate a number of things...

...The imagery is all displeasing, god damnit Potato please stop it this is all your fault.

I bet he's got a 1950s vacuum cleaner, a mahogany table made in West Africa sometime in the colonial period and the pieces from a chessboard, and just let the magic happen.

So I heard you liked old things...

Buy the tape for Hanako's birthday

[Potato]

apostrophes

They're quotation marks.

God dammit, Umber, YOU HAD ONE JOB!

And I was referring to his wrinkly old fossil-wang and pendulum-esque scrotum, just to clarify that for you.

But then again, maybe he just actually gets off on those porcelain dolls in the shop...Like, literally. Then he just cleans them off and sells them as presents for Hanako... Enjoy the revised birthday scene now in your head.

Eye Robot: Equip Lilly with cybernetic eyes, funded begrudgingly by Shizune pestering Jigoro about it (in exchange for a year of student council service) to cure her blindness.