Katawa Shoujo Achievements

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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by Trogdor » Thu Mar 27, 2014 5:22 pm

AaronIsCrunchy wrote:A period drama
Go down on an ovulating Lilly.
Need I point out that ovulation and menstruation are on opposite sides of the cycle?

I am assuming you have yet to earn your red wings, padawan. :oops:
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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by AaronIsCrunchy » Thu Mar 27, 2014 5:26 pm

Trogdor wrote:
AaronIsCrunchy wrote:A period drama
Go down on an ovulating Lilly.
Need I point out that ovulation and menstruation are on opposite sides of the cycle?

I am assuming you have yet to earn your red wings, padawan. :oops:
I knew that. For god sake, I KNEW that and I STILL put it. Seem to be making a habit of this :'(
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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by someguy1294 » Thu Mar 27, 2014 8:02 pm

Why Am I Still Doing This?
Spend more time playing Katawa Crash/Katawa Shoujo Lite then you spent playing the actual VN.
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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by SpunkySix » Thu Mar 27, 2014 8:12 pm

Bin In A Rin

Exactly what it says on the tin
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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by d2r » Thu Mar 27, 2014 8:16 pm

Forum-based achievements:

The Social Network
Spend more time on the forums than you have playing the actual game.

Continuing Narrative
Read every story in the Yamaku Fanfiction Archive

Obssession
View every (!) piece of artwork on the Shimmie KS site

State of Denial
Prompt someone into using the Kenji "not your waifu" picture in response to a post you make
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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by Atario » Thu Mar 27, 2014 9:37 pm

Potato wrote:Why Is That Bitch Always Smiling?: Take every opportunity to remind Misha that Shizune doesn't love her.
There have been some heinous things posted in this thread, but this goes too far, sir. Too far, I say!

Black And Deck Her: Once Misha cuts her hair, dye it black and tell her she looks like Shizune
NB: none of the above is a request

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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by Xaredian » Thu Mar 27, 2014 9:46 pm

d2r wrote:Forum-based achievements:

The Social Network
Spend more time on the forums than you have playing the actual game.
Well, that was easy. ~_~

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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by AussieInquisitor » Fri Mar 28, 2014 1:38 am

bhtooefr wrote:
'bout Time Someone Did It
After Kenji tries to convince you that MIPS really stands for "Men's International Power Struggle" (then proceeds to rant about the usual for 10 minutes), stop playing long enough to backhand the motherfucker.
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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by SpunkySix » Fri Mar 28, 2014 2:32 am

Derpitty Nerp

Herp the derp as Misha derps the herp while Shizune isn't looking
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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by Munchenhausen » Fri Mar 28, 2014 3:39 am

AaronIsCrunchy wrote:I wear a hat now
Trick Kenji into wearing a live badger as a hat.
I'm really disappointed that wasn't canon
AaronIsCrunchy wrote:A period drama
Go down on an ovulating Lilly.
I done shuddered.
"Hisao, come quick! I'm ovulating!"
Hisao proceeds to dive through the door and faceplant Lilly's fanny
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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by Potato » Fri Mar 28, 2014 5:17 am

"Fanny" is a terrible word. Like "moist".


Reading Rainbow: Convince Yuuko to be a living canvas for Rin. Cue h-scene.

Scrambled Eggs: Get Kenji hooked on the sitcom Frasier which causes an epiphany about his own psychosis and how to correct it.

A Better Period Drama: Unlock the noir film route starring Akira as the main protagonist.
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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by bhtooefr » Fri Mar 28, 2014 5:27 am

Potato wrote:Reading Rainbow: Convince Yuuko to be a living canvas for Rin. Cue h-scene.
Better Than Chocolate
A year after she graduates from Yamaku, when Hanako's working at a bookstore, convince her to be a living canvas for Rin, and vice versa.

(And the living canvas scene IS the H-scene.)
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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by Potato » Fri Mar 28, 2014 5:58 am

Atario wrote:There have been some heinous things posted in this thread, but this goes too far, sir. Too far, I say!
Happy Birthday!: At Hanako's birthday party with all the girls in attendance, give her a giftbox full of active grenades then run like hell. Celebrate your victory with a sweaty Kenji/Jigoro/Nomiya threesome.
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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by emmjay » Fri Mar 28, 2014 6:39 am

Potato wrote:A Better Period Drama: Unlock the noir film route starring Akira as the main protagonist.
The problem with that route is that the only song on the soundtrack is "Red Velvet." Wait, did I say "problem"? I meant "awesome thing."

A Flip Of The Coin
Convince Hanako to cosplay as Two-Face.

The Cake Is Too Unhealthy
Convince Emi to
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Frankly, He Sort Of Is Already
Convince Kenji to cosplay as Harry Potter.
Yuuko > Akira > Miki > Meiko > Sae.

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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by Munchenhausen » Fri Mar 28, 2014 7:02 am

Potato wrote:"Fanny" is a terrible word. Like "moist".
It was either gonna be Fanny or Clunge.
Like stupid, silly doodles with no point? You've come to the right place, friend :^)
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