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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by Sea » Fri Feb 21, 2014 8:05 am

Comrade wrote:I meant explain the joke >>
I think he's just being non nonsensical, but if you think it's some kinda of innuendo goto urban dictionary or something.
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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by Comrade » Fri Feb 21, 2014 8:19 am

Non nonsensical?

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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by Atario » Fri Feb 21, 2014 8:23 am

emmjay wrote:It's over NINE THOUSAND!
Work "chocolate," "anal" and/or "lemons," "how does she X if she's deaf," "in a bin," "healthy adolescent sex drive," and "HNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG!" into a single, semi-coherent sentence.
ChallengeAccepted.xlsm

"How does she HNNNNGGGG in a bin if she's deaf, especially given her healthy adolescent sex drive — anal chocolate or something?"
NB: none of the above is a request

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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by Comrade » Fri Feb 21, 2014 8:35 am

Atario wrote:
emmjay wrote:It's over NINE THOUSAND!
Work "chocolate," "anal" and/or "lemons," "how does she X if she's deaf," "in a bin," "healthy adolescent sex drive," and "HNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG!" into a single, semi-coherent sentence.
ChallengeAccepted.xlsm

"How does she HNNNNGGGG in a bin if she's deaf, especially given her healthy adolescent sex drive — anal chocolate or something?"
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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by Munchenhausen » Fri Feb 21, 2014 10:41 am

Atario wrote:
emmjay wrote:It's over NINE THOUSAND!
Work "chocolate," "anal" and/or "lemons," "how does she X if she's deaf," "in a bin," "healthy adolescent sex drive," and "HNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG!" into a single, semi-coherent sentence.
ChallengeAccepted.xlsm

"How does she HNNNNGGGG in a bin if she's deaf, especially given her healthy adolescent sex drive — anal chocolate or something?"
Yeah, that's close enough for me

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Senior Prank!
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  • Learn Misha's true disability
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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by Comrade » Fri Feb 21, 2014 10:53 am

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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by someguy1294 » Fri Feb 21, 2014 6:58 pm

Blusher

Play the entire game with the sex scenes disabled.

Misha is Best Girl
Dye your hair pink.

WHO'S BEST GIRL NOW, MOTHER-FUCKER!?!?
Unlock the scene in Lily's route where Misha murders Lily and makes a suit out of her skin.

The Next Best Thing
Have sex with Misha while she's wearing the Lily-suit.

Godamn It
Become Batman.

God Answers to ME!
Throw Kenji off the roof.

So Serious
Reenact the Dark Knight with Emi as the Joker and Mutou as Commissioner Gordon.

THEN you have my permission to feelz.
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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by Mirage_GSM » Fri Feb 21, 2014 7:53 pm

emmjay wrote:It's over NINE THOUSAND!
Work "chocolate," "anal" and/or "lemons," "how does she X if she's deaf," "in a bin," "healthy adolescent sex drive," and "HNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG!" into a single, semi-coherent sentence.
Uh... you just did that...
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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by Munchenhausen » Fri Feb 21, 2014 8:01 pm

someguy1294 wrote:WHO'S BEST GIRL NOW, MOTHER-FUCKER!?!?
Unlock the scene in Lily's route where Misha murders Lily and makes a suit out of her skin.

The Next Best Thing
Have sex with Misha while she's wearing the Lily-suit.
don'tgetabonerdon'tgetabonerdon'tgetaboner awwwwh i got a boner

Hah! Wait Your Turn!
  • Realise that Hanako has a crush on Hisao during Lilly's route
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  • Find depressing fan works depicting Lilly and Hisao's romance from Hanako's PoV
Help Me! I'm... FEELING!
  • Read Hanako's love confession letter to Hisao, that ends in "It's getting late, I wonder if Lilly's still in that corn field?"
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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by Atario » Fri Feb 21, 2014 9:47 pm

Munchenhausen wrote:Hah! Wait Your Turn!
  • Realise that Hanako has a crush on Hisao during Lilly's route
Guys, This Isn't Funny Anymore
  • Find depressing fan works depicting Lilly and Hisao's romance from Hanako's PoV
Help Me! I'm... FEELING!
  • Read Hanako's love confession letter to Hisao, that ends in "It's getting late, I wonder if Lilly's still in that corn field?"
Got that one… got that one… Uhp… You son of a bitch. ಥ﹏ಥ It's wheat, not corn, by the way.
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    • Cause Emi to gain fifteen pounds
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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by Potato » Fri Feb 21, 2014 9:54 pm

Comrade wrote:I meant explain the joke >>
Here ya go!

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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by someguy1294 » Fri Feb 21, 2014 11:50 pm

The World Will Be a Better Place

Throw Nomiya off the roof...

Nice Aim!

...onto Jigoro, killing both.
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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by Potato » Sat Feb 22, 2014 12:02 am

someguy1294 wrote:The World Will Be a Better Place

Throw Nomiya off the roof...

Nice Aim!

...onto Jigoro, killing both.

Cue Rinshot.

Misha's a fat cheating whore
From Shizune's route, branch off into the secret Misha route.
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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by Atario » Sat Feb 22, 2014 12:04 am

  • Contrabandleader
    • Obtain illicit wine from Akira and illicit cigarettes from Sae in the same run-through
NB: none of the above is a request

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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by someguy1294 » Sat Feb 22, 2014 12:08 am

Potato wrote: Misha's a fat cheating whore
From Shizune's route, branch off into the secret Misha route.
Greedy
After unlocking the Misha Route, cheat on Misha with Shizune.
My OC, Kuki Kamikogo: http://ks.renai.us/viewtopic.php?f=51&t=9500

Favorite Katawa Girls, in Order from Best to Worst:
Rin, Hanako, Misha, Miki, Akira, Emi's Mom, Emi, Yuuko, Shizune, Iwanako, Lilly.

Lilly had a cell-phone. That is all.
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