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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by Munchenhausen » Sun Mar 23, 2014 6:17 pm

someguy1294 wrote:
SpunkySix wrote:They Don't All Have To Be Weird
Hold hands with Emi and talk about how nice it is to just be near each other
Yes They Do
In the middle of this conversation, transform into a tentacle-abomination and rape Emi.
There we go!

Although I'm a sucker for romance, so can it be consentual tentacle rape?
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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by someguy1294 » Sun Mar 23, 2014 6:22 pm

Munchenhausen wrote: Although I'm a sucker for romance, so can it be consentual tentacle rape?
This Is The Only Time That Moronic Mem Is Valid
It's not rape if it's consensual.

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It's not consensual if it involves tentacles.
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Rin, Hanako, Misha, Miki, Akira, Emi's Mom, Emi, Yuuko, Shizune, Iwanako, Lilly.

Lilly had a cell-phone. That is all.

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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by Potato » Mon Mar 24, 2014 12:03 am

Very cripple. Many feminism. Wow.: Track down and adopt Lilly's dog which she clearly abandoned before entering Yamaku. Bitch.
I love the interpretation of Pac-Man where he's a just a lowly worker retrieving golf balls left all over the course by the rich masters and the ghosts are all previous workers who got conked on the head and killed by incoming golf balls in the line of duty.

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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by Atario » Mon Mar 24, 2014 2:00 am

More Fun Than A Barrel Of Service Animals: Get Rin a helper monkey
NB: none of the above is a request

Mutou Gets Fired — a little one-shot fanfic I wrote

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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by Munchenhausen » Mon Mar 24, 2014 3:35 am

Trust Me, I'm A Scientist
  • Paint "Go Faster Stripes" on Emi to make her run faster.
Second Opinion
  • With the help of Mutou and/or Nurse, convince Emi that Go Faster Stripes actually do work.
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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by someguy1294 » Mon Mar 24, 2014 12:59 pm

Atario wrote:More Fun Than A Barrel Of Service Animals: Get Rin a helper monkey
Oh Don't Act THAT Surprised
Discover that Misha IS a helper monkey.

Because Cheating On Shizune Isn't Bad Enough
Comfort Misha AFTER discovering she is a helper monkey.
My OC, Kuki Kamikogo: http://ks.renai.us/viewtopic.php?f=51&t=9500

Favorite Katawa Girls, in Order from Best to Worst:
Rin, Hanako, Misha, Miki, Akira, Emi's Mom, Emi, Yuuko, Shizune, Iwanako, Lilly.

Lilly had a cell-phone. That is all.

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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by SpunkySix » Mon Mar 24, 2014 1:20 pm

someguy1294 wrote:
Atario wrote:More Fun Than A Barrel Of Service Animals: Get Rin a helper monkey
Oh Don't Act THAT Surprised
Discover that Misha IS a helper monkey.

Because Cheating On Shizune Isn't Bad Enough
Comfort Misha AFTER discovering she is a helper monkey.
Stahp N Swahp

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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by Woody Alien » Mon Mar 24, 2014 3:29 pm

This is probably the fastest-growing thread that is not about feels in the forum... so naturally I'm going to join it!

We Can Rebuild Her
Help Mutou develop bio-mechanical arms for Rin.

Pacific Rin
Witness Cyber-Rin defeat the creatures roaming on top of the mountains near Yamaku.

You Know The Drill
Ask the Rainbow Wizard to grant the wish to make Misha's drills bigger.

Pierce the Heavens
Witness Misha defeat the creatures living on Mt. Yamaku with her Giga-Drills.

What's In The Box?
Smash Kenji's box with a baseball bat and watch the ensuing freakout.

Hippocratic Oath
Cheat on Emi and die of a heart failure after taking the medicines Nurse prescribed you.

Throw the Book at Them
Get smashed in the face with Jigoro's autobiography.

KANEDAAAAAAAAA
Defeat Akira in a wine-drinking competition.
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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by Munchenhausen » Mon Mar 24, 2014 4:09 pm

Woody Alien wrote:Hippocratic Oath
Cheat on Emi and die of a heart failure after taking the medicines Nurse prescribed you.
Medical Intervention
  • Receive 'medical advice' from Nurse, involving the dangerous side-effects of cheating on Emi
this is fanfic material
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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by Potato » Mon Mar 24, 2014 4:46 pm

Rin in a Bin: Upon first seeing Rin's work (the mural), pick her up, carry her off, and throw her in the garbage.

(I really don't like her art...)
I love the interpretation of Pac-Man where he's a just a lowly worker retrieving golf balls left all over the course by the rich masters and the ghosts are all previous workers who got conked on the head and killed by incoming golf balls in the line of duty.

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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by someguy1294 » Mon Mar 24, 2014 4:59 pm

Potato wrote:Rin in a Bin: Upon first seeing Rin's work (the mural), pick her up, carry her off, and throw her in the garbage.

(I really don't like her art...)
You are a terrible, terrible person.

Terrible, Terrible Person
Sneak laxatives into Lilly's tea, refuse to escort her to the bathroom, and laugh maniacally when she shits all over herself.

I really don't like tea.
My OC, Kuki Kamikogo: http://ks.renai.us/viewtopic.php?f=51&t=9500

Favorite Katawa Girls, in Order from Best to Worst:
Rin, Hanako, Misha, Miki, Akira, Emi's Mom, Emi, Yuuko, Shizune, Iwanako, Lilly.

Lilly had a cell-phone. That is all.

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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by Munchenhausen » Mon Mar 24, 2014 5:38 pm

someguy1294 wrote:You are a terrible, terrible person.

Terrible, Terrible Person
Sneak laxatives into Lilly's tea, refuse to escort her to the bathroom, and laugh maniacally when she shits all over herself.

I really don't like tea.
You are a horrible, horrible person.

Horrible, Horrible Person
  • Snap each and every individual Risk Piece infront of a restrained Shizune
I really don't like Risk.
Like stupid, silly doodles with no point? You've come to the right place, friend :^)
I also occasionally write oneshots. Why not have a skimread?
Miki fic? Miki fic!
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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by Numb » Mon Mar 24, 2014 5:46 pm

Munchenhausen wrote:You are a horrible, horrible person.

Horrible, Horrible Person
  • Snap each and every individual Risk Piece infront of a restrained Shizune
I really don't like Risk.
Wonderful, Wonderful Person
  • Force Jigoro to sit down and read his own autobiography
Maybe he'll realise what a dick he can be and change. I suck at these ;_;
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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by Atario » Mon Mar 24, 2014 5:48 pm

Woody Alien wrote:KANEDAAAAAAAAA
Defeat Akira in a wine-drinking competition.
The image that kicked this thread off already used that title. I know 'cuz I wanted to use it too. :(

But Why Does She Need Drills If She's Blind?: Convince Misha to act as Lilly's "hearing langauge interpreter"
NB: none of the above is a request

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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by forgetmenot » Mon Mar 24, 2014 6:15 pm

Gift of the Nakai
  • Rig the Secret Santa gift exchange so Shizune gets earphones and Rin gets mittens.

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