Katawa Shoujo Achievements

[SpunkySix]

Bin In A Rin

Watch uninterrupted as Rin eats a waste bin over the course of 48 hours

(I really, really hate waste bins)

[Woody Alien]

KANEDAAAAAAAAA
Defeat Akira in a wine-drinking competition.

The image that kicked this thread off already used that title. I know 'cuz I wanted to use it too.

Aw jeez, missed it! And here I thought I was being "funny" and "original"... I'm going to change that

A couple more of these:

I Lied
Have anal sex with Emi a second time.

Pool Shark
Beat Hanako by a big margin in a game of pool.

Hustle(r) and Bustle
Let Hanako win in a game of pool.

UR A FAGET
Refuse Miki's advances.

Zoolander
Dress like Hideaki for an entire day.

[someguy1294]

Gift of the Nakai

• Rig the Secret Santa gift exchange so Shizune gets earphones and Rin gets mittens.

Gift of the Nakai ADVANCE!
Also, make Lilly get glasses, Emi get a foot-massager, Hanako get a branding-iron, Suzu get sleeping pills and Misha get a crazy wig.

[SpunkySix]

Close Enough, Really

Convince Emi that her lack of feet doesn't bother you despite your foot fetish by allowing her to give you a nubjob

[Xaredian]

UR A FAGET
Refuse Miki's advances.

Well, there's another achievement i'd never get.

[AaronIsCrunchy]

But will it blend?
Mishear Rin and get her a can of Russian Blue.

Unidentified Farting Object
Fart while drinking tea with Lilly and Hanako and loudly blame it on Hanako.

OH SHIT
Find Nui Harime is a new classmate.

[Potato]

Katawa Cola: Blend Emi's lost legs, Rin's lost arms (it's suggested she had some, they were just amputated early on due to deformity beyond function), Lilly's eyes, Shizune's ears, and Misha's vagina (because lesbian) into a carbonated beverage. Flambé the surface for a touch of Hanako.

God Dammit, Potato, Can't You Ever Stop Being A Monster?: Cuddle with Hanako by a fire while sipping Shanghai brand hot cocoa during the Yamaku winter.

[KeiichiO]

God Dammit, Potato, Can't You Ever Stop Being A Monster?: Cuddle with Hanako by a fire while sipping Shanghai brand hot cocoa during the Yamaku winter.

NOPE: Throw Hanako into the fire and proceed to laugh like Kefka and Soda Popinski's lovechild with your head held up high.

[AaronIsCrunchy]

Zoolander
Dress like Hideaki for an entire day.

Is it bad that I wanna cosplay as Hideaki so damn much?

...They're the ones with the tiny penises, right?
Impress Yuuko with your encyclopaedic knowledge of Ancient Greece, in doing so discovering the secret Yuuko route.

παράνοια
Leave a Trojan horse outside Kenji's room, essentially starting a siege.

[Potato]

What Feels?: Discover a secret route with a background character whose disability is a complete lack of sense of touch.

[SpunkySix]

SCIENCE

Unlock the secret GLaDOS route

[Munchenhausen]

I Stopped Following The Plot Half An Hour Ago

• On live television and dressed as a giant carrot, survive being headbutted by Zinedine Zidane and win Emi's heart.

[someguy1294]

Because Visual Novel Continuity Isn't Hard Enough Already
Get the dev team to declare everything that happens in Katawa Crash as canon.

[Trogdor]

Retcon ALL the Things!
Rewrite the entire fan fiction archive to achieve continuity with at least one route.

[Tidus]

Preemptive Strike
Get Kenji drunk, without drinking, and push him off the roof.

Phantasmagoria of Flower View
Make love to Rin, while the air is filled with dandelions on top of the hill.

For Science!
Sexually experiment with Mutou, after drugging him.

(A) Trivial Pursuit
Attempt to befriend Jigoro.

Turn The Palm of Your Hand Toward The Sun
Make a death pact with Kenji.

Pulp Fiction
Give Rin a foot massage.

You Are Not Prepared
Win a staring contest with Lilly.