Katawa Shoujo Achievements

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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by someguy1294 » Wed Apr 02, 2014 2:06 am

SpunkySix wrote:Now We Are All Bastards

Admit that Potato's Ariostcrat Joke was actually kind of funny.
Fixed.
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Favorite Katawa Girls, in Order from Best to Worst:
Rin, Hanako, Misha, Miki, Akira, Emi's Mom, Emi, Yuuko, Shizune, Iwanako, Lilly.

Lilly had a cell-phone. That is all.

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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by SpunkySix » Wed Apr 02, 2014 2:56 am

I Have No Amputee And I Must Dance

Realize that you will never dance with your waifu
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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by AaronIsCrunchy » Wed Apr 02, 2014 5:38 am

SpunkySix wrote:With the works

Gather every girl in the game around the lunch table and give Lilly a BLT sandwich with "special mayonnaise" on it
Keeping it together

Maintain a totally straight face while eating it. 'It's only mayonnaise, after all.'
someguy1294 wrote:
SpunkySix wrote:Now We Are All Bastards

Admit that Potato's Ariostcrat Joke was actually kind of funny.
Fixed.
I've not been here long enough.

Continue to be appalled by Potato's Aristocrat Joke.

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Because green eyes are best eyes.
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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by Fubard » Wed Apr 02, 2014 6:11 am

Munchenhausen wrote:Has anyone ever watched Snatch?
oooohhhhh. A *movie* reference. Sorry, my mind wandered.

Nemesis
Call Jigoro "an 'orrible cunt". Because he is.

Zee Germans
Take over a second room in the dorms, and declare it lebensraum.

To Keep It Warm
Attend class with a tea cozy on your head.

Not In Sync With Evolution
Convince the shanghai to go non-dairy.

I Fuckin' Hate Pikeys
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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by Numb » Wed Apr 02, 2014 6:17 am

Uwotm8
  • Like Jigoro more than one of the main girls
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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by Munchenhausen » Wed Apr 02, 2014 7:47 am

SpunkySix wrote:Now We Are All Bastards
Realize that Cook was right about this topic
Comparing how this thread started as to how it is now...
My God, you're right.
SpunkySix wrote:Grass Is Greener
Play a different route than a girl with your real life disability to learn more about what it's like and compare the two thoughtfully
Who the fuck are you and what have you done with SpunkySix
Fubard wrote:I Fuckin' Hate Pikeys
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Theh Goo' Dags. D'ya Liek Dags?
  • Buy Hanako a puppy
What's The Matter, You Never Heard A Dog Squeak Before?
  • Successfully calm her down after the puppy swallows its own squeaky toy
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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by AussieInquisitor » Wed Apr 02, 2014 8:48 am

SpunkySix wrote:I Have No Amputee And I Must Dance

Realize that you will never dance with your waifu
Damn, Spunky, you sure know how to take the wind out of a guy's sails. And to think I used to be a tap-dancer.
Tha gaol agam ort, Lilly. Slàinte mhor a h-uile là a chi 's nach fhaic.

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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by Potato » Wed Apr 02, 2014 12:35 pm

someguy1294 wrote:I Better Get Royalties For This, Damn It
Enjoy a hearty bowl of Potat-O's, the official breakfast of KS fans who make sociopath jokes about Hanako.
I've never made a sociopath joke about Hanako. :P

Jigoro's Trophy: Take Hanako to a carnival and win her a giant teddy bear with notably realistic fur.
I love the interpretation of Pac-Man where he's a just a lowly worker retrieving golf balls left all over the course by the rich masters and the ghosts are all previous workers who got conked on the head and killed by incoming golf balls in the line of duty.

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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by someguy1294 » Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:28 pm

Potato wrote:
someguy1294 wrote:I Better Get Royalties For This, Damn It
Enjoy a hearty bowl of Potat-O's, the official breakfast of KS fans who make sociopath jokes about Hanako.
I've never made a sociopath joke about Hanako. :P
You have never NOT made a sociopath joke about Hanako.

This Will All End In Tears
Ship Potato with Hanako.
My OC, Kuki Kamikogo: http://ks.renai.us/viewtopic.php?f=51&t=9500

Favorite Katawa Girls, in Order from Best to Worst:
Rin, Hanako, Misha, Miki, Akira, Emi's Mom, Emi, Yuuko, Shizune, Iwanako, Lilly.

Lilly had a cell-phone. That is all.

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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by Munchenhausen » Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:31 pm

someguy1294 wrote:This Will All End In Tears
Ship Potato with Hanako.
fucking OTP right there
*to the fanfic writing desk!*
Like stupid, silly doodles with no point? You've come to the right place, friend :^)
I also occasionally write oneshots. Why not have a skimread?
Miki fic? Miki fic!
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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by AaronIsCrunchy » Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:34 pm

someguy1294 wrote:
Potato wrote:
someguy1294 wrote:I Better Get Royalties For This, Damn It
Enjoy a hearty bowl of Potat-O's, the official breakfast of KS fans who make sociopath jokes about Hanako.
I've never made a sociopath joke about Hanako. :P
You have never NOT made a sociopath joke about Hanako.

This Will All End In Tears
Ship Potato with Hanako.
That went better than expected
Hanako and Potato have a long, fulfilling life together, with a child called Lilly, concluding with Hanako dying in Potato's arms at the age of 87.
Potato only torments Hanako so much because he cares so much about her... that's how it works right?
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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by someguy1294 » Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:40 pm

Munchenhausen wrote:
someguy1294 wrote:This Will All End In Tears
Ship Potato with Hanako.
fucking OTP right there
*to the fanfic writing desk!*
I think we have finally conceived a ship more horrifying than Nomiya/Rin.
My OC, Kuki Kamikogo: http://ks.renai.us/viewtopic.php?f=51&t=9500

Favorite Katawa Girls, in Order from Best to Worst:
Rin, Hanako, Misha, Miki, Akira, Emi's Mom, Emi, Yuuko, Shizune, Iwanako, Lilly.

Lilly had a cell-phone. That is all.

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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by Trogdor » Wed Apr 02, 2014 6:04 pm

COME ON EILEEN
Give the new one-legged transfer student a pearl necklace.

PINK FLAMINGOS
Convince Lilly that Niji's latest offering is in fact tasty, tasty chocolate.

RED STAPLER
Get your dorm room transferred to the basement, set the building on fire, and sue Jigoro and Hanako for stealing your Jump To Conclusions mat.
This American apple pie institution known as a trigger warning will cleanse any sense of innuendo or sarcasm that might actually make you think, and will also insult your intelligence at the same time. This post contains explicit depictions of things which are real. These real things are commonly known as life.
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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by Potato » Wed Apr 02, 2014 6:23 pm

AaronIsCrunchy wrote:That went better than expected
Hanako and Potato have a long, fulfilling life together, with a child called Lilly, concluding with Hanako dying in Potato's arms at the age of 87.
Potato only torments Hanako so much because he cares so much about her... that's how it works right?

Exactly! :D

And anyway, how could it end in tears? The fire would be too hot for moisture. :twisted:

@Trogdor: Come on Eileen...Cum on, I lean...Because you're cumming on her and she has to lean on stuff to stand due to missing a leg. HA, I GET IT.

Mustache Ride: Grow a luxurious handlebar 'stache. Borrow Kenji's shrink ray to shrink all the girls into tiny adorable critters. Carry them around for the day in said 'stache.
I love the interpretation of Pac-Man where he's a just a lowly worker retrieving golf balls left all over the course by the rich masters and the ghosts are all previous workers who got conked on the head and killed by incoming golf balls in the line of duty.

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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Post by Trogdor » Wed Apr 02, 2014 6:29 pm

Potato wrote:@Trogdor: Come on Eileen...Cum on, I lean...Because you're cumming on her and she has to lean on stuff to stand due to missing a leg. HA, I GET IT.
Of all the people here, I figured you were most likely to understand the Pink Flamingos reference.

Son, I am disappoint. :cry:
This American apple pie institution known as a trigger warning will cleanse any sense of innuendo or sarcasm that might actually make you think, and will also insult your intelligence at the same time. This post contains explicit depictions of things which are real. These real things are commonly known as life.
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