Katawa Shoujo Achievements

[SpunkySix]

[Comrade]

Streets To Stadiums
Join Yamaku's football club and win the cripple-highschools tournament

[SpunkySix]

The Irony...

While playing Brawl, beat Rin with a falcon punch and Emi with a falcon kick.

[Munchenhausen]

Bobbing For Lemons: Use Emi as a floatation device during the tsunami scene.

I hah!'d IRL

Bro Time
Convince Kenji to butt-chug a bottle of whiskey.

Now i've got the We Like To Drink With [name] drinking song stuck in my head.
"We like to drink with Kenji,
'cause Kenji is out mate!
And when we drink with Kenji,
He downs his drink in Eight! Seven! Six! Five! Four! Three! Two! One!"
[Cue Kenji vomiting Whiskey everywhere]

Since I'm on a bit of a Rtil-inspired high (thanks to the 'Megazord' achievement Potato suggested) and after reading some of these examples the community made up, I've decided to try my hand at it.

I want to play Rise of Kenji so bad, now.

[emmjay]

Art Lover
Unlock the Rainbow Wizard route.

This Is Not The Protagonist You're Looking For
Play through the game as Iwanako.

My Waifu
Play through the same route ten times in a row.

[Aura]

If we actually made achievements in KS (or other VNs), there would be only one:

You're not illiterate
Finished the novel

[Loonie]

For non-english speakers that can still be quite an achievement. Hell, even for english speakers, as I've often been told by acquaintances.

[Comrade]

Traitor
On the Kenji route, help Yuuko in the library

[Liminaut]

Hordes From The East
Use the Khan's special ability to Rape'n pillage Yamaku

...

What am I doing...

That sounds awful.

It's also geographically inaccurate, since ALL turkic tribes/Khanates were west of Japan

He's talking about Ricardo Montalbán bringing in groups of tourists from California.

[Comrade]

Eh?

Manly Tears
Cry at some point in your playthrough

Manly pcinic tears
cry during Kenji's end

Yeag that was weak

[Munchenhausen]

Manly Tears
Cry at some point in your playthrough

I got plenty of feels, but I only cried once. Strangely enough it wasn't at any of the endings; I cried when (Lilly Spoiler) Lilly was saying her finally goodbyes before going to Scotland.
Am I weird?

[Comrade]

Instant cute, just add s..stutter
Unlock Hanako speech

[Sea]

Am I weird?

yes, not for what you said here, but for what you said on that misha picture thread.

Eh?

Manly Tears
Cry at some point in your playthrough

Manly pcinic tears
cry during Kenji's end

Yeag that was weak

Come on, you can do better than that.

Katawa Theft Auto
Go on a road rage with Lily and Hanako

[Comrade]

Paragon Of Virtue
Finish Emi's and Hanako's route

Exalted Among Men
Finish Lilly's and Shizune's route

Patron Of The Arts
Finish Rin's route

Half a Sheqel and a roubal for the person who gets these.

[Munchenhausen]

Am I weird?

yes, not for what you said here, but for what you said on that misha picture thread.

What can I say? A blowjob is a blowjob, regardless of how similar to John Travolta they seem