Birthday gifts for the cast

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Re: Birthday gifts for the girls

Post by Technomancer » Fri Sep 13, 2013 11:08 pm

Karnewarrior wrote:
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Comrade wrote:An Assasin hanako...
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Actually one based in Japan could be cool. Could go through Genghis Khan for the genetic link. Or just use a not-Desmond Protagonist, since not a fuck is given about Desmond on a good day.
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Re: Birthday gifts for the girls

Post by cannedcream » Sat Sep 14, 2013 12:08 am

I really, REALLY wanna see what would happen next in that scenario.

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Re: Birthday gifts for the girls

Post by Karnewarrior » Sat Sep 14, 2013 1:40 pm

cannedcream wrote:I really, REALLY wanna see what would happen next in that scenario.
It's pretty obvious that Kenji is about to have a very, very bad day.

One wherein a boot-dagger is lodged in his right eyeball and a flying armless artist gets stuck in his eye and they both fall over in the most painful and comedic manner possible, possibly even tumbling down a up escalator.

Why do I have such sick fantasies about my #2?
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Re: Birthday gifts for the girls

Post by Lianam » Sat Sep 14, 2013 2:52 pm

Karnewarrior wrote:
cannedcream wrote:I really, REALLY wanna see what would happen next in that scenario.
It's pretty obvious that Kenji is about to have a very, very bad day.

One wherein a boot-dagger is lodged in his right eyeball and a flying armless artist gets stuck in his eye and they both fall over in the most painful and comedic manner possible, possibly even tumbling down a up escalator.

Why do I have such sick fantasies about my #2?
I don't think escalators existed in the Renaissance era...
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Re: Birthday gifts for the girls

Post by Xanatos » Sun Sep 15, 2013 11:14 pm

Find whichever Yamaku student has the most potentially-deadly condition. Send them the full series of Breaking Bad.
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Re: Birthday gifts for the girls

Post by Steinherz » Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:34 pm

I'd give Hanako a Kintsukuroi teacup.
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Hopefully she'd understand the gesture.
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Re: Birthday gifts for the girls

Post by Lianam » Tue Sep 17, 2013 9:50 pm

Steinherz wrote:I'd give Hanako a Kintsukuroi teacup.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/73a851084d70 ... o1_500.jpg

Hopefully she'd understand the gesture.
I'm not gonna lie, but that made me go, "Awww..."
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Re: Birthday gifts for the girls

Post by Comrade » Wed Sep 18, 2013 3:26 am

Steinherz wrote:I'd give Hanako a Kintsukuroi teacup.


Hopefully she'd understand the gesture.
That's so sweet.
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Re: Birthday gifts for the girls

Post by Xanatos » Wed Sep 18, 2013 4:26 am

I'd get Rin a head massager. :mrgreen:
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Re: Birthday gifts for the girls

Post by Comrade » Wed Sep 18, 2013 4:57 am

Xanatos wrote:I'd get Rin a head massager. :mrgreen:
A person to massage her head?
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Re: Birthday gifts for the girls

Post by Xanatos » Wed Sep 18, 2013 4:58 am

Comrade wrote:
Xanatos wrote:I'd get Rin a head massager. :mrgreen:
A person to massage her head?
A device, actually, but a person's fine too...
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Re: Birthday gifts for the girls

Post by Comrade » Wed Sep 18, 2013 5:48 am

Xanatos wrote:
Comrade wrote:
Xanatos wrote:I'd get Rin a head massager. :mrgreen:
A person to massage her head?
A device, actually, but a person's fine too...
Go with hanako to a spa.
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Re: Birthday gifts for the girls

Post by Sea » Wed Sep 18, 2013 6:52 am

Lianam wrote:
Steinherz wrote:I'd give Hanako a Kintsukuroi teacup.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/73a851084d70 ... o1_500.jpg

Hopefully she'd understand the gesture.
I'm not gonna lie, but that made me go, "Awww..."
For some reason this makes me think of James Bond.

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Re: Birthday gifts for the girls

Post by Xanatos » Wed Sep 18, 2013 11:47 pm

Give Rin shrooms. See what happens.
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Re: Birthday gifts for the girls

Post by pandaphil » Wed Oct 02, 2013 2:07 am

Comrade wrote:
Go with hanako to a spa.

I approve of this. Go to one of those deserted old hot springs that you see in just about every anime.


Oh, and take any of the girls clothes shopping, since none of them seem to own more than a few items of clothes.
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