What age did Emi lose her virginity?

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What age did Emi lose her virginity?

Under the age of 12
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12-13
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14-15
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Total votes: 5

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Re: What age did Emi lose her virginity?

Post by Emi's 6th Boyfriend » Sat Jul 27, 2013 11:18 pm

Qchan wrote:im done...
That's what Emi told me whenever she broke up with me for reading her text messages. She said that was invasive and that she couldn't trust me anymore. But isn't that kind of hypocritical to say when she was cheating on me the whole time? When SHE was the one who damaged our trust?

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Re: What age did Emi lose her virginity?

Post by Steinherz » Sat Jul 27, 2013 11:21 pm

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Re: What age did Emi lose her virginity?

Post by Emi's 6th Boyfriend » Sat Jul 27, 2013 11:22 pm

Steinherz wrote:*is silently waiting for a Dev(likely Silentcook)-grade thread depth-charge/lock*
You seem like a good person. Never date Emi Ibarazaki. She will break your heart and gleefully grind it to dust under her high heel hooker shoes.

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Re: What age did Emi lose her virginity?

Post by Sea » Sat Jul 27, 2013 11:25 pm

What is this thread even. . . . . . .
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Re: What age did Emi lose her virginity?

Post by Qchan » Sat Jul 27, 2013 11:27 pm

Sea wrote:What is this thread even. . . . . . .
Shhh...Don't provoke it...

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Re: What age did Emi lose her virginity?

Post by Ritter Delorges » Sat Jul 27, 2013 11:37 pm

Excuse me, I am very new to this whole thing. Although I have a pretty clear idea of the intention behind this thread, there is still something I'd like to know. This 'Emi the slut' meme is surprisingly common. Is there a story behind it? Did people ever argue that seriously? Did I miss the great Is-Emi-a-slut-or-not wars of early 2012?

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Re: What age did Emi lose her virginity?

Post by Emi's 6th Boyfriend » Sat Jul 27, 2013 11:38 pm

Emi: "Better than sex, right?"

That line right there. RIGHT FUCKING THERE. That line confirms it. Emi has sex. Lots and lots of sex with lots and lots of guys.

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Re: What age did Emi lose her virginity?

Post by Sea » Sat Jul 27, 2013 11:39 pm

Emi's 6th Boyfriend wrote:Emi: "Better than sex, right?"

That line right there. RIGHT FUCKING THERE. That line confirms it. Emi has sex. Lots and lots of sex with lots and lots of guys.
You are the most ridiculous person I've seen here yet. What is your reason for being here?
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Re: What age did Emi lose her virginity?

Post by Qchan » Sat Jul 27, 2013 11:40 pm

Sea wrote:
Emi's 6th Boyfriend wrote:Emi: "Better than sex, right?"

That line right there. RIGHT FUCKING THERE. That line confirms it. Emi has sex. Lots and lots of sex with lots and lots of guys.
You are the most ridiculous person I've seen here yet. What is your reason for being here?
He demands tribute I believe.

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Re: What age did Emi lose her virginity?

Post by Emi's 6th Boyfriend » Sat Jul 27, 2013 11:40 pm

Sea wrote:
Emi's 6th Boyfriend wrote:Emi: "Better than sex, right?"

That line right there. RIGHT FUCKING THERE. That line confirms it. Emi has sex. Lots and lots of sex with lots and lots of guys.
You are the most ridiculous person I've seen here yet. What is your reason for being here?
To reveal the truth. The truth about the girl who broke my heart, and will continue to break every heart she steals away unless the truth is told.

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Re: What age did Emi lose her virginity?

Post by RazzMaDazz » Sat Jul 27, 2013 11:42 pm

Qchan wrote: He demands tribute I believe.
But what kind of tribute?
Its in the math people
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Re: What age did Emi lose her virginity?

Post by Qchan » Sat Jul 27, 2013 11:43 pm

RazzMaDazz wrote:
Qchan wrote: He demands tribute I believe.
But what kind of tribute?
Probably any amputee that has no legs.

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Re: What age did Emi lose her virginity?

Post by Emi's 6th Boyfriend » Sat Jul 27, 2013 11:44 pm

I want to keep Emi's still beating heart locked inside a cage atop my dresser. She might never have given me her heart willingly, but in the end, I will be its owner.

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Re: What age did Emi lose her virginity?

Post by Sea » Sat Jul 27, 2013 11:45 pm

Qchan wrote:
RazzMaDazz wrote:
Qchan wrote: He demands tribute I believe.
But what kind of tribute?
Probably any amputee that has no legs.
This got weird really quickly, hell this was weird when i saw this thread, I'm out.
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Re: What age did Emi lose her virginity?

Post by Dream » Sun Jul 28, 2013 12:41 am

Emi wrote:I haven't been fucked that hard since grade school
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