Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears; I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him. The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones;BlackWaltzTheThird wrote:When mundane things are turned into lengthy, pseudo-motivational monologues for no apparent reason.
So let it be with Caesar. The noble Brutus hath told you Caesar was ambitious: If it were so, it was a grievous fault, And grievously hath Caesar answer'd it.
Here, under leave of Brutus and the rest--For Brutus is an honourable man;
So are they all, all honourable men--Come I to speak in Caesar's funeral.
He was my friend, faithful and just to me: But Brutus says he was ambitious;
And Brutus is an honourable man. He hath brought many captives home to Rome
Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill: Did this in Caesar seem ambitious?
When that the poor have cried, Caesar hath wept: Ambition should be made of sterner stuff:
Yet Brutus says he was ambitious; And Brutus is an honourable man.
You all did see that on the Lupercal , I thrice presented him a kingly crown, Which he did thrice refuse: was this ambition?
Yet Brutus says he was ambitious; And, sure, he is an honourable man.
I speak not to disprove what Brutus spoke, But here I am to speak what I do know.
In west Philadelphia, born and raised, on the playground is where he spent most of his days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool; And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school,
When a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in his neighborhood
He got in one little fight and his mom got scared; She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
He whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything he could say that this cab was rare but he thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Bel Air'
He pulled up to the house about 7 or 8, and he yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
He looked at his kingdom, he was finally there
To sit on his throne as the Prince of Bel Air
TL;DR: Fuck Brutus, and Fresh Prince is awesome.
^ Like that?