What do you think Hanako's funeral will be like?

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It would be a very calm, normal funeral; however, only Hisao, Lilly, and Akira attend. Nobody else in the world cares about her enough.
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18%
There would be many people to attend. Hanako might seem unapproachable, but many students and teachers do care about her.
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28%
Misha would show up and wahaha~ the whole time to raise everyone's spirits.
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6%
There would be no funeral. Hisao and Lilly can't afford one. She'll simply be buried with no final tribute.
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2%
The question is invalid because Hanako is immortal.
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35%
The bullies from elementary school will turn up just to call the dead girl names and laugh at her grieving loved ones.
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2%
The bullies from elementary school will turn up, open her coffin, and set her corpse on fire as a very cruel practical joke.
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9%
 
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Re: What do you think Hanako's funeral will be like?

Post by Mute » Tue Oct 29, 2013 11:31 am

The topic, although grim, isn't bad. The choices are insane though. Choices three, four, six and seven are pretty much never gonna happen.

3) Misha is, in fact, able to tell when the situation doesn't call for laughter.
4) Lilly comes from a rich family. I'm not expecting her family to pay, but that means Akira or herself could easily get a high-paying job. By the time Hanako dies, surely one of her three closest ones would be able to afford it. Say they can't pay it, for whatever reason. Maybe she'll just be buried, but you don't need a big funeral for a final tribute.
6) Elementary/middle school bullies had fun bullying back then, but I don't think they'd even care now. They're mature enough by this point.
7) Read the above, and add on how cruel that kind of joke would be. Setting a burn victim's corpse on fire? That's insane.

Seriously, the original post and poll are disappointing.
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Re: What do you think Hanako's funeral will be like?

Post by Dream » Sat Nov 02, 2013 9:17 am

Mute wrote:The topic, although grim, isn't bad. The choices are insane though.
Eh, i think that makes the topic better to be honest. At least this way it can be something more than endless reiteration of waifu indulgence and "d'awww" that more serious OP would have provided.
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Re: What do you think Hanako's funeral will be like?

Post by Xanatos » Sat Nov 02, 2013 4:16 pm

Hanako's funeral would be a sad affair with much crying...Until they discover the 'corpse' is gone from the casket, the only thing left in its place being a note that reads...I'm Batman.
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Re: What do you think Hanako's funeral will be like?

Post by Sea » Sat Nov 02, 2013 6:25 pm

Xanatos wrote:Hanako's funeral would be a sad affair with much crying...Until they discover the 'corpse' is gone from the casket, the only thing left in its place being a note that reads...I'm Batman.
This has filled me with sufficient joy for today.
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Re: What do you think Hanako's funeral will be like?

Post by Xanatos » Sat Nov 02, 2013 6:31 pm

Sea wrote:
Xanatos wrote:Hanako's funeral would be a sad affair with much crying...Until they discover the 'corpse' is gone from the casket, the only thing left in its place being a note that reads...I'm Batman.
This has filled me with sufficient joy for today.
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