Katawa Shoujo: The Movie.

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Re: Katawa Shoujo: The Movie.

Post by Xanatos » Wed Feb 27, 2013 5:14 pm

Samuel L. Jackson as Kenji.

Kenji: FEMINISTS ARE PLOTTING TO STEAL ALL OF OUR PIZZA AND WHISKEY!

Hisao: ...What?

Kenji: OUR FOOD, MAN!

Hisao: ...What?

Kenji: SAY WHAT AGAIN, MOTHERFUCKER!
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Re: Katawa Shoujo: The Movie.

Post by Umber » Wed Feb 27, 2013 5:16 pm

Xanatos wrote:Samuel L. Jackson as Kenji.

Kenji: FEMINISTS ARE PLOTTING TO STEAL ALL OF OUR PIZZA AND WHISKEY!

Hisao: ...What?

Kenji: OUR FOOD, MAN!

Hisao: ...What?

Kenji: SAY WHAT AGAIN, MOTHERFUCKER!
What came to mind:

"What does she look like!?"
"She's black..."
"And?"
"She...she's burned..."

I'm sorry, Pandaphil.
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Re: Katawa Shoujo: The Movie.

Post by TehLandshark » Wed Feb 27, 2013 7:53 pm

Xanatos wrote:
SpecimenSix wrote:Oh my. I would pay any price to see that movie. Although IMO Ron Jeremy should play Hisao as he'll be getting all the chicks. :lol: And Danny Devito can play Nomiya. Although I guess you could switch Ron and Danny and still get a good movie, Danny would probably pass for a high school student more than Ron Jeremy.
I was thinking Jeremy Sumpter for Hisao, just because he's not in enough. :lol: Mutou was almost Al Pacino.
Al Pacino as Mutou and Danny Devito as Noyima have to be the greatest 2 ideas on this thread. As for Hisao, I would pick Leo DiCaprio so he can finally get an oscar. Kenji would be Christian Bale, and the extra DVD would have a deleted scene from the mind of Kenji where he is basically the Dark Knight fighting Feminism. Rin would just be Charlie Sheen in a wig. Lilly would be Emma Watson. Hanako would be Anne Hathaway. Shizune would be Emma Stone. Misha would be Miranda Cosgrove. Lastly, Emi would have to be any dwarf porn actress. Duh.
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Re: Katawa Shoujo: The Movie.

Post by CreedKeeper25 » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:57 pm

Umber wrote:
Xanatos wrote:Samuel L. Jackson as Kenji.

Kenji: FEMINISTS ARE PLOTTING TO STEAL ALL OF OUR PIZZA AND WHISKEY!

Hisao: ...What?

Kenji: OUR FOOD, MAN!

Hisao: ...What?

Kenji: SAY WHAT AGAIN, MOTHERFUCKER!
What came to mind:

"What does she look like!?"
"She's black..."
"And?"
"She...she's burned..."

I'm sorry, Pandaphil.
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Re: Katawa Shoujo: The Movie.

Post by Oddball » Thu Feb 28, 2013 1:08 pm

Damn shame Rodney Dangerfield is dead. He could have made a nice Nomiya.
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Re: Katawa Shoujo: The Movie.

Post by Xanatos » Thu Feb 28, 2013 7:39 pm

Oddball wrote:Damn shame Rodney Dangerfield is dead. He could have made a nice Nomiya.
...I can't even try to pretend to comprehend that. o_o;;
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Re: Katawa Shoujo: The Movie.

Post by Steinherz » Thu Feb 28, 2013 7:40 pm

Oddball wrote:Damn shame Rodney Dangerfield is dead. He could have made a nice Nomiya.
Oh my god.
Oddball, that would have been brilliant. I'm in total agreement with you on that.
Anyone know Necromancy by any chance? :lol:
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Re: Katawa Shoujo: The Movie.

Post by Umber » Thu Feb 28, 2013 7:58 pm

Steinherz wrote:
Oddball wrote:Damn shame Rodney Dangerfield is dead. He could have made a nice Nomiya.
Oh my god.
Oddball, that would have been brilliant. I'm in total agreement with you on that.
Anyone know Necromancy by any chance? :lol:
If that was the case, I'd have brought Mercury back to life. A long time ago.
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Re: Katawa Shoujo: The Movie.

Post by Xanatos » Thu Feb 28, 2013 7:59 pm

I'd have brought Elvis back.

He could play Hideaki.
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Re: Katawa Shoujo: The Movie.

Post by Steinherz » Thu Feb 28, 2013 8:02 pm

If I had necromancy I'd bring back a lot of good musicians. Dio, The Rev, Freddie Mercury, Micheal Jackson just to name a few :lol:
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Re: Katawa Shoujo: The Movie.

Post by SpecimenSix » Thu Feb 28, 2013 10:15 pm

Steinherz wrote:If I had necromancy I'd bring back a lot of good musicians. Dio, The Rev, Freddie Mercury, Micheal Jackson just to name a few :lol:
If necromancy is a possibility...I'd bring back Charlie Chaplin to play Shizune. /Thread
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Re: Katawa Shoujo: The Movie.

Post by Umber » Thu Feb 28, 2013 10:38 pm

SpecimenSix wrote:
Steinherz wrote:If I had necromancy I'd bring back a lot of good musicians. Dio, The Rev, Freddie Mercury, Micheal Jackson just to name a few :lol:
If necromancy is a possibility...I'd bring back Charlie Chaplin to play Shizune. /Thread
If that's the case, Jim Carrey for Misha.

Why not.
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Re: Katawa Shoujo: The Movie.

Post by SpecimenSix » Thu Feb 28, 2013 10:45 pm

Umber wrote:
SpecimenSix wrote: If necromancy is a possibility...I'd bring back Charlie Chaplin to play Shizune. /Thread
If that's the case, Jim Carrey for Misha.

Why not.
Uhh...Since when is Jim Carey dead?
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Re: Katawa Shoujo: The Movie.

Post by Umber » Thu Feb 28, 2013 10:51 pm

SpecimenSix wrote: Uhh...Since when is Jim Carey dead?
I meant if we're going to use someone who can express themselves well silently, we should get someone who can equal the expression in loudness.

Can you not imagine Jim Carrey going "Wahaha!"?
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Re: Katawa Shoujo: The Movie.

Post by SpecimenSix » Thu Feb 28, 2013 11:00 pm

Umber wrote:
SpecimenSix wrote: Uhh...Since when is Jim Carey dead?
I meant if we're going to use someone who can express themselves well silently, we should get someone who can equal the expression in loudness.

Can you not imagine Jim Carrey going "Wahaha!"?
Ah, yea he would be a good Misha. Then again you could just give Jim Carey a bunch of different colored wigs and have him play every single character in the movie. :lol:
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