Samuel L. Jackson as Kenji.
Kenji: FEMINISTS ARE PLOTTING TO STEAL ALL OF OUR PIZZA AND WHISKEY!
Hisao: ...What?
Kenji: OUR FOOD, MAN!
Hisao: ...What?
Kenji: SAY WHAT AGAIN, MOTHERFUCKER!
Katawa Shoujo: The Movie.
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<KeiichiO>: "I wonder what Misha's WAHAHA's sound like with a cock stuffed down her throat..."
<Ascension>: "I laughed, cried, vomited in my mouth a little, and even had time for marshmallows afterwards. Well played, Xanatos. Well played."
<KeiichiO>: "That's a beautiful response to chocolate."
<Ascension>: "I laughed, cried, vomited in my mouth a little, and even had time for marshmallows afterwards. Well played, Xanatos. Well played."
<KeiichiO>: "That's a beautiful response to chocolate."
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What came to mind:Xanatos wrote:Samuel L. Jackson as Kenji.
Kenji: FEMINISTS ARE PLOTTING TO STEAL ALL OF OUR PIZZA AND WHISKEY!
Hisao: ...What?
Kenji: OUR FOOD, MAN!
Hisao: ...What?
Kenji: SAY WHAT AGAIN, MOTHERFUCKER!
"What does she look like!?"
"She's black..."
"And?"
"She...she's burned..."
I'm sorry, Pandaphil.
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Al Pacino as Mutou and Danny Devito as Noyima have to be the greatest 2 ideas on this thread. As for Hisao, I would pick Leo DiCaprio so he can finally get an oscar. Kenji would be Christian Bale, and the extra DVD would have a deleted scene from the mind of Kenji where he is basically the Dark Knight fighting Feminism. Rin would just be Charlie Sheen in a wig. Lilly would be Emma Watson. Hanako would be Anne Hathaway. Shizune would be Emma Stone. Misha would be Miranda Cosgrove. Lastly, Emi would have to be any dwarf porn actress. Duh.Xanatos wrote:I was thinking Jeremy Sumpter for Hisao, just because he's not in enough.SpecimenSix wrote:Oh my. I would pay any price to see that movie. Although IMO Ron Jeremy should play Hisao as he'll be getting all the chicks.And Danny Devito can play Nomiya. Although I guess you could switch Ron and Danny and still get a good movie, Danny would probably pass for a high school student more than Ron Jeremy.
Onto other characters: Drake from Drake and Josh as the Nurse, Josh from Drake and Josh in a wig as any unnamed characters.
Richter Bromont wrote:Nurse wrote:You didn't... throw your medication at Seagulls again, did you?Hisao wrote: FUCK YOU, THEY STARTED IT!
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A feminist spy then bursts in with a pistol, screaming for blood and hoping to take out the resistance leader once and for all. Thankfully, women are no better with guns than they are with knifesUmber wrote:What came to mind:Xanatos wrote:Samuel L. Jackson as Kenji.
Kenji: FEMINISTS ARE PLOTTING TO STEAL ALL OF OUR PIZZA AND WHISKEY!
Hisao: ...What?
Kenji: OUR FOOD, MAN!
Hisao: ...What?
Kenji: SAY WHAT AGAIN, MOTHERFUCKER!
"What does she look like!?"
"She's black..."
"And?"
"She...she's burned..."
I'm sorry, Pandaphil.
HanabroSpecimenSix wrote:And not crying when you read KS doesn't mean you're a man. It means you have no soul.
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Damn shame Rodney Dangerfield is dead. He could have made a nice Nomiya.
Not Dead Yet
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...I can't even try to pretend to comprehend that. o_o;;Oddball wrote:Damn shame Rodney Dangerfield is dead. He could have made a nice Nomiya.
<KeiichiO>: "I wonder what Misha's WAHAHA's sound like with a cock stuffed down her throat..."
<Ascension>: "I laughed, cried, vomited in my mouth a little, and even had time for marshmallows afterwards. Well played, Xanatos. Well played."
<KeiichiO>: "That's a beautiful response to chocolate."
<Ascension>: "I laughed, cried, vomited in my mouth a little, and even had time for marshmallows afterwards. Well played, Xanatos. Well played."
<KeiichiO>: "That's a beautiful response to chocolate."
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Oh my god.Oddball wrote:Damn shame Rodney Dangerfield is dead. He could have made a nice Nomiya.
Oddball, that would have been brilliant. I'm in total agreement with you on that.
Anyone know Necromancy by any chance?
I write take a look, would you kindly?
I also draw, kind of.
I also draw, kind of.
KeiichiO wrote:You shall now, and forever be known as, "Steinherz, The Great".
Oddball wrote:It's an obvious mistake. Both are disfigured orphans that read alot and both wear green skirts.
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If that was the case, I'd have brought Mercury back to life. A long time ago.Steinherz wrote:Oh my god.Oddball wrote:Damn shame Rodney Dangerfield is dead. He could have made a nice Nomiya.
Oddball, that would have been brilliant. I'm in total agreement with you on that.
Anyone know Necromancy by any chance?
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I'd have brought Elvis back.
He could play Hideaki.
He could play Hideaki.
<KeiichiO>: "I wonder what Misha's WAHAHA's sound like with a cock stuffed down her throat..."
<Ascension>: "I laughed, cried, vomited in my mouth a little, and even had time for marshmallows afterwards. Well played, Xanatos. Well played."
<KeiichiO>: "That's a beautiful response to chocolate."
<Ascension>: "I laughed, cried, vomited in my mouth a little, and even had time for marshmallows afterwards. Well played, Xanatos. Well played."
<KeiichiO>: "That's a beautiful response to chocolate."
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If I had necromancy I'd bring back a lot of good musicians. Dio, The Rev, Freddie Mercury, Micheal Jackson just to name a few
I write take a look, would you kindly?
I also draw, kind of.
I also draw, kind of.
KeiichiO wrote:You shall now, and forever be known as, "Steinherz, The Great".
Oddball wrote:It's an obvious mistake. Both are disfigured orphans that read alot and both wear green skirts.
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If necromancy is a possibility...I'd bring back Charlie Chaplin to play Shizune. /ThreadSteinherz wrote:If I had necromancy I'd bring back a lot of good musicians. Dio, The Rev, Freddie Mercury, Micheal Jackson just to name a few
I am bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There is no one I would rather be than me.
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If that's the case, Jim Carrey for Misha.SpecimenSix wrote:If necromancy is a possibility...I'd bring back Charlie Chaplin to play Shizune. /ThreadSteinherz wrote:If I had necromancy I'd bring back a lot of good musicians. Dio, The Rev, Freddie Mercury, Micheal Jackson just to name a few
Why not.
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Uhh...Since when is Jim Carey dead?Umber wrote:If that's the case, Jim Carrey for Misha.SpecimenSix wrote: If necromancy is a possibility...I'd bring back Charlie Chaplin to play Shizune. /Thread
Why not.
I am bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There is no one I would rather be than me.
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I meant if we're going to use someone who can express themselves well silently, we should get someone who can equal the expression in loudness.SpecimenSix wrote: Uhh...Since when is Jim Carey dead?
Can you not imagine Jim Carrey going "Wahaha!"?
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Ah, yea he would be a good Misha. Then again you could just give Jim Carey a bunch of different colored wigs and have him play every single character in the movie.Umber wrote:I meant if we're going to use someone who can express themselves well silently, we should get someone who can equal the expression in loudness.SpecimenSix wrote: Uhh...Since when is Jim Carey dead?
Can you not imagine Jim Carrey going "Wahaha!"?
I am bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There is no one I would rather be than me.