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Weird situation you'd put the girls into

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...or at least, some random things you'd make them do that made absolutely no sense whatsoever yet is amusing to see nonetheless.

Maybe I've been spending too much time in world of tanks recently (sue me on the delay of next chappie :twisted: ), but I can't help thinking of putting them all in a 5-man tank--say a tiger or a PzIV.

I'll have...
...Lilly as the driver
...Shizune as the radio operator
...Rin as the reloader
...Hanako as the commander
...and emi as the gunner

And with this, I've signed myself a one-way ticket to hell. :lol:

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Maybe I should've considered Lilly as the gunner and Emi as the driver...maybe :twisted:
dunno, but 'driving blind' is hilarious when you think about it
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Emi's post isn't so bad.

However, you sir, are correct. You are going to hell.

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Orgy.

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Misha should be in the gunner seat.
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Megumeru wrote:...or at least, some random things you'd make them do that made absolutely no sense whatsoever yet is amusing to see nonetheless.

Maybe I've been spending too much time in world of tanks recently (sue me on the delay of next chappie :twisted: ), but I can't help thinking of putting them all in a 5-man tank--say a tiger or a PzIV.

I'll have...
...Lilly as the driver
...Shizune as the radio operator
...Rin as the reloader
...Hanako as the commander
...and emi as the gunner

And with this, I've signed myself a one-way ticket to hell. :lol:

*edit
Maybe I should've considered Lilly as the gunner and Emi as the driver...maybe :twisted:
dunno, but 'driving blind' is hilarious when you think about it
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Yellow 13 wrote:
Megumeru wrote:...or at least, some random things you'd make them do that made absolutely no sense whatsoever yet is amusing to see nonetheless.

Maybe I've been spending too much time in world of tanks recently (sue me on the delay of next chappie :twisted: ), but I can't help thinking of putting them all in a 5-man tank--say a tiger or a PzIV.

I'll have...
...Lilly as the driver
...Shizune as the radio operator
...Rin as the reloader
...Hanako as the commander
...and emi as the gunner

And with this, I've signed myself a one-way ticket to hell. :lol:

*edit
Maybe I should've considered Lilly as the gunner and Emi as the driver...maybe :twisted:
dunno, but 'driving blind' is hilarious when you think about it
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Boter vs. a tank

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Can Rin paint the tank?

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Xanatos wrote:Can Rin paint the tank?

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It would fit the current anime "Girls und Panzer" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girls_und_Panzer , which is turning out to be a lot of fun.

Tank drivers usually drive blind as a matter of course -- they take verbal instructions from the commander or spotter. Many tanks now also have keyboard/monitor for comms, so a deaf person ( or someone whose ears are ringing from a near or glancing hit) can do that as well. And due to the tight spacing, RIn probably could indeed be the main gun loader as long as her back was braced against the interior wall and the shell rack was near the muzzle.

Overall the girls would do fine as a tank crew.
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ravenlord wrote:It would fit the current anime "Girls und Panzer" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girls_und_Panzer , which is turning out to be a lot of fun.

Tank drivers usually drive blind as a matter of course -- they take verbal instructions from the commander or spotter. Many tanks now also have keyboard/monitor for comms, so a deaf person ( or someone whose ears are ringing from a near or glancing hit) can do that as well. And due to the tight spacing, RIn probably could indeed be the main gun loader as long as her back was braced against the interior wall and the shell rack was near the muzzle.

Overall the girls would do fine as a tank crew.

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Mostly Abrams and Merkava.
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I would put the girls into an orgy, hey what orgy isn't weird
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Eraser35 wrote:I would put the girls into an orgy, hey what orgy isn't weird
That was my idea... :cry:
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